the pedophile test. take it and see if u r a child rapist! (2332 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dirty HumorRating: -1.34 on 46 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by jsms cutey <immyisdabomb.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-11-22 22:48:29 EST
mike: come closer
me: ok
mike: closer
me:ok
as i proceeded to lay closer to him on the bed, he grabbed my frail arms and shoved me under his footbal player weight, caging me like a chained animal.
mike: u know wat?
me: wat are u doin?!
mike: fukin u
he then pulled down my low rise blu jeans and stuk his finger up.
me: aaahhh! stop!
mike: not now babe. im gonna finish up.
in and out, in and out, went his hard stiff finger. i couldnt take it.
immy: uuuuhhh!
after he was done he groped my boobs. then said i should come over the next day.
this little paragraph has gotten many of u siko perves horny. if u got horny after readin this, u r a pedophile. u sikos disgust me. i am 13 and this really happened. u fuks can stop jerkin off now.
User Reviews
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-05-30 21:49:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
lol
Submitted by Oleannder (user info) at 2004-11-27 14:16:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I bet that's what you are in prison for, Fucktard.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-26 08:59:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by heyzues (user info) at 2004-11-22 22:54:45 (#)
Ranking: 0
Now my keyboard is all sticky, there is baby batter every where. Thanks alot, now how the hell am I supposed to clean this all up?
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At least some of the reviews were funny.
Submitted by Burn (user info) at 2004-11-26 08:58:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is hilarious.. This bitch should not keep getting on most heated..
Submitted by thedude (user info) at 2004-11-26 08:45:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
are there any pictures to go with the article?
I am the biggest fan of work work. It sucks that bad.
Submitted by Freight_Train (user info) at 2004-11-25 14:49:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
man this post gets more and more awesome every time i readed
is this garbage still most heated?
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-11-25 14:30:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm sorry but this had me in tears.
Now Im off to the cop shop to turn myself in.
Submitted by Freakmagnet (user info) at 2004-11-24 20:22:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
It's time to stop pal.
Submitted by Jerems (user info) at 2004-11-24 00:13:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
My penis just shriveled up and is going to hibernate in penis therapy for the winter.
Submitted by vettesrule88 (user info) at 2004-11-23 20:51:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
yeah because we all know that reading about sex without knowing the ages of ANYONE involved makes us pedophiles
if you said you were 13 at dfirst itd be a difference
fucking whore
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2004-11-23 11:11:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
hey buddy you've got one vivid imagination there.
Submitted by ardubs (user info) at 2004-11-23 11:03:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
If I didn't know any better (and I don't), I'd pull the bullshit card on this.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-11-23 10:52:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
<sighs>
<ejaculates>
my bollocks are starting to ache now.
Submitted by Jo_of_the_golden_P (user info) at 2004-11-23 10:47:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
if it's not shenanigans, -2 die bitch.
If it is shenanigans, hats off and please shut the fuck up. Actually, shut the fuck up whether it's shenanigans or not.
Also, I love you, Shandy.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2004-11-23 10:39:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
pure drivel.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2004-11-23 05:09:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It's probably that Melissaitdoesntmatter chick. I don't think Method would write something like this. His shennanigans are usually more interesting.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-11-23 04:45:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Come back when you can spell "you" correctly.
If you have difficulty, copy and paste it from here.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-11-23 01:35:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I have a tendancy to replace the word "that" with "what" without truly knowing it.
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2004-11-23 01:12:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
immygirl's dad
http://jail.lfucg.com/services/offenders/offenderdetails/default.asp?inmateid=337&inmateimage=E159174.JPG
Submitted by Freight_Train (user info) at 2004-11-23 01:11:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
hehe
die
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2004-11-23 01:06:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I want to say that you make me sick you little bitch, and I am disgusted in the fact that:
1) This was posted
2) It's not on a straight -2
Submitted by Impassive-Digressive (user info) at 2004-11-23 01:04:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Go Circe woo!!
Submitted by Seralena (user info) at 2004-11-23 01:00:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Shizae, you make my presence on these posts feel suddenly worthwhile.
As long as someone is getting the humor (unlike this slore), I can fall asleep happy.
If you ever get bored, my AIM is the same as my user name. Keep me company while I'm perusing Uber.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2004-11-23 00:58:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"wateva circe. i know u enjoyed it. and ur review did make me smile. u wanna know why? i was smilin because u r givin me attention."
So, this post was all about getting attention? Wow, big shocker. Note the sarcasm... Look, there are better ways to get attention than using Ubersite to live out your little fantasies. I mean, come on now. If you want attention, do the following:
1. Head to the nearest public place. The more people the better.
2. Drop your pants and yell, "Who wants some?"
3. Realize that that move will get you more positive attention than this post.
In short, don't post shit like this. It takes up room on the front page that could be used for something much, much better.
Submitted by Shizae (user info) at 2004-11-23 00:41:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Seralena (user info) at 2004-11-23 00:35:32 (#)
Ranking: -2
You know, written well and not knowing you were 13, some people may have gotten off on this without being pedophiles.
Since we all know that you're not really a 13-year-old girl...
No one's a pedophile!
Yay!
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You mean I can continue to get off to this?
Thanks Seranlena, first the replies to her other posts making my shit day be just so much better, and now I can masturbate to this peice of shit without being a sicko.
I'll go +2 one of your posts just for adding some amusement to my depressed life. I would +2 them all, but I don't want to be banned again for spamming.
Submitted by Seralena (user info) at 2004-11-23 00:35:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You know, written well and not knowing you were 13, some people may have gotten off on this without being pedophiles.
Since we all know that you're not really a 13-year-old girl...
No one's a pedophile!
Yay!
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2004-11-23 00:27:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Is 'finger' a slang word for a penis?
I'm not too familiar with skanky black girl lingo.
Or was Mike's dick so small that it was the size of a finger?
Submitted by Lady_in_the_radiator (user info) at 2004-11-23 00:13:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Can I fuck you in the ass, with a strap on, in a bathroom stall, all while giving you a swirly? I think that that would be hot.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-11-23 00:03:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
THE OFFICIAL PEDOPHILE TEST
Question #1: Is your name Eric Rice?
Answer: NO=pass YES=fail
thank you
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2004-11-22 23:41:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
It is quite pitiful as erotica and that is not how you spell Paedophile, you should be more attentive in english class.
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-11-22 23:39:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
B@w.
I said it again.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2004-11-22 23:30:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
gee circe, i think you are a bit harsh. this seems to me to fall into the so bad its good category.
i do like this point though:
Daring would be writing this pseudo-child rape scene as something that IS arousing, something that people can't help being turned on by even though it's convincing (which you aren't.) It can be done, you know; such is the power of these twenty six letters.
Submitted by DrPresident (user info) at 2004-11-22 23:27:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
LEARN to WRITE and stop polluting Ubersite with this badly thrown together nonsense.
Submitted by immygirl1 (user info) at 2004-11-22 23:21:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-11-22 23:15:29 (#)
Ranking: -2
Dear god, you suck. If you're going to write soft core porn, do it fucking properly. You make me fucking sick. Not for content; content be damned. Just because you are so fucking useless, so fucking untalented, so fucking needy for ANY KIND OF ATTENTION AT ALL, that you post this fucking useless drivel.
This is the most useless alter ever to hit uber. Is this amusing you? Does this make a retarded little grin cross your face as you sit there in the blue glow of a computer screen, tap-tap-tappng away at your keyboard, thinking you're doing something original and daring?
Daring would be writing this crap, and writing it well. Daring would be trying to pass this off as something real.
Daring would be writing this pseudo-child rape scene as something that IS arousing, something that people can't help being turned on by even though it's convincing (which you aren't.) It can be done, you know; such is the power of these twenty six letters.
You're useless. You fail. Go back to whatever it is you do when you're not being the most pathetic, crawling specimen of humanity that ever spewed drivel onto the internet.
Fuck you.
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wateva circe. i know u enjoyed it. and ur review did make me smile. u wanna know why? i was smilin because u r givin me attention.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-11-22 23:21:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2004-11-22 22:55:56 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-11-22 22:53:36 (#)
Ranking: -2
I wanked. Thrice.
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Hey, StonedSilly! This is America, and we don't say 'wanked' or 'thrice' unless we are making fun of English people.
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I make fun of English people so often that "wanked" is a part of my everyday vocabulary now. And "thrice" is a very good word. Nothing British about that.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-11-22 23:15:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Dear god, you suck. If you're going to write soft core porn, do it fucking properly. You make me fucking sick. Not for content; content be damned. Just because you are so fucking useless, so fucking untalented, so fucking needy for ANY KIND OF ATTENTION AT ALL, that you post this fucking useless drivel.
This is the most useless alter ever to hit uber. Is this amusing you? Does this make a retarded little grin cross your face as you sit there in the blue glow of a computer screen, tap-tap-tappng away at your keyboard, thinking you're doing something original and daring?
Daring would be writing this crap, and writing it well. Daring would be trying to pass this off as something real.
Daring would be writing this pseudo-child rape scene as something that IS arousing, something that people can't help being turned on by even though it's convincing (which you aren't.) It can be done, you know; such is the power of these twenty six letters.
You're useless. You fail. Go back to whatever it is you do when you're not being the most pathetic, crawling specimen of humanity that ever spewed drivel onto the internet.
Fuck you.
Submitted by immygirl1 (user info) at 2004-11-22 23:11:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i bet all of u aced this test
Submitted by FuckTheArmy (user info) at 2004-11-22 22:56:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
If you're serious, tell your parents.
And don't ever post shit in dirty humour, you stupid liar. Unless it's actual shit. Like, a Cleveland steamer. And only if it's funny.
Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2004-11-22 22:56:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Didn't even read it.
-2 automatically
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2004-11-22 22:55:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-11-22 22:53:36 (#)
Ranking: -2
I wanked. Thrice.
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Hey, StonedSilly! This is America, and we don't say 'wanked' or 'thrice' unless we are making fun of English people.
Submitted by heyzues (user info) at 2004-11-22 22:54:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Now my keyboard is all sticky, there is baby batter every where. Thanks alot, now how the hell am I supposed to clean this all up?
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-11-22 22:53:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I wanked. Thrice.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2004-11-22 22:53:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I hate you.
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2004-11-22 22:53:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-11-22 22:50:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
melissa still doesnt matter
Submitted by immygirl1 (user info) at 2004-11-22 22:50:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i dont care if u -2 me. so go ahead