What would you do for a Klondike bar? (939 hits)
Category: Science & EnvironmentalRating: 1.23 on 13 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Tokerson (View user info) at 2004-11-22 23:03:31 EST
Just like the title says; what would you do for a Klondike Bar?
As for me, I'd feed a can of Axe deodorant Body Spray to an un-circumsized baby.
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-11-23 09:47:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That's for the cartoon.
As for the Klondike bar, I'd go to my freezer, seeing as how I have a box of them there...
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2004-11-23 09:22:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i would line the floor of my bedroom with expensive baseball cards, and then poke holes in my waterbed with a rusty screwdriver.
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-11-23 06:48:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
If I knew what a Klondike Bar was, I'd tell you.
If it involves chocolate, pretty much anything.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-11-23 05:03:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Hahaha you said dyke.
Submitted by TimeCop (user info) at 2004-11-23 01:04:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I'd cover myself in toner and make toner angels.
The +1 is for the cartoon.
Submitted by ZeroSignal (user info) at 2004-11-23 00:58:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd assasinate JFK
Submitted by Lady_in_the_radiator (user info) at 2004-11-23 00:33:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I would remove the teeth from ten live kittens. Then, I would string the teeth together to make a necklace. Then, I would send it to the leader of PETA, with my real return address on the outside of the package.
Where's my Klondike bar?
Submitted by Seralena (user info) at 2004-11-23 00:28:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Give you a +2?
Science and Environmental, my ass.
Submitted by Shizae (user info) at 2004-11-23 00:20:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I've never had a Klondike bar so I guess I'd go out and buy one.
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2004-11-23 00:19:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Announcer: What would you do for a Klondike bar? Would you stand on one leg?
Guy: Sure.
Announcer: Would you act like a monkey?
Guy: Uh huh.
Announcer: Wo-Would you, would you kill a man?
Guy: Um...huh...uh well...[shoots gun][man screams]
Three cheers for Family Guy.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-11-23 00:00:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd kill. You.
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-11-22 23:41:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd do Jesus
in the pooper.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2004-11-22 23:35:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice cartoon.


