Ubersite
Home - About Us - Contact
"We must become the change we want to see in the world" - Gandhi
Welcome to Ubersite!
Search Ubersite
Search for:

Most Recently Reviewed
  1. Obamicon Me!
  2. Obamicon Me!
  3. Obamicon Me!
  4. Your First Kiss...and Mine
  5. ATTN: Mick
  6. The Bravery of Soldiers
  7. Obamicon Me!
  8. Wanted: Shitty Boyfriend
  9. Babe, I'm Gonna Leave You....
  10. American Boy in Balad... P...
more...
Most Heated
  1. Is this Normal?... Wait,... (104 heat)
  2. Come Make Hamburgers With Me (91 heat)
  3. Your First Kiss...and Mine (60 heat)
  4. Babe, I'm Gonna Leave You.... (56 heat)
  5. Wanted: Shitty Boyfriend (43 heat)
  6. My kittens will steal your... (33 heat)
  7. The Bravery of Soldiers (32 heat)
  8. RE: “Wanted: Shitty Boyfri... (31 heat)
  9. Fuck Your Resolutions (28 heat)
  10. Dreams (28 heat)
more...
Most Viewed Messages
  1. The Ultimate MS Paint: It... (1167113 hits)
  2. "If I cum now, will it be ... (717745 hits)
  3. Exploiting Peer-to-Peer Ne... (391908 hits)
  4. How To Pick Up Chicks (333101 hits)
  5. Motivating the Weekend (319809 hits)
  6. Knockoff porn movie titles (308325 hits)
  7. My J-Date Misadventure (291136 hits)
  8. How The Hell Do I Get Out ... (270692 hits)
  9. Licking A Bum's Ass (256246 hits)
  10. Badass Australian Cows (251257 hits)
more...
Most Viewed Authors
  1. Bart Cilfone (1491483 hits)
  2. Stanley Moore (1472702 hits)
  3. Razor (1435697 hits)
  4. JMG114 (1408313 hits)
  5. MickGinny (1311310 hits)
  6. loki (1082536 hits)
  7. Sideburns, MUHFUCKA (1081671 hits)
  8. Jonukah (1001550 hits)
  9. Most Hated (958049 hits)
  10. weeeeep (954124 hits)
  11. Cat Crooner Extraordinaire (913945 hits)
  12. Ubersite needs me! (902053 hits)
  13. Caption Contest (901747 hits)
  14. Tom (849827 hits)
  15. mystiamoon is mental (787650 hits)
  16. oy vey (774572 hits)
  17. T+I+G+E+R L+I+L+L+Y (774096 hits)
  18. Sorrell (760792 hits)
  19. RIP™ (708325 hits)
  20. Satan is my Motor (706908 hits)
  21. RON PAUL 2008! (702102 hits)
  22. HIDDEN101 (699159 hits)
  23. User Blocked (660830 hits)
  24. Phil Phone (658046 hits)
  25. TTOM88 (650426 hits)
  26. comicbookguy (643236 hits)
  27. iddqd (637588 hits)
  28. kaos-king (626821 hits)
  29. ♥ (598002 hits)
  30. O (593934 hits)
Click here to return to the list of messages.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? (939 hits)

Category: Science & Environmental

Rating: 1.23 on 13 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Labels:

Submitted by Tokerson (View user info) at 2004-11-22 23:03:31 EST


Just like the title says; what would you do for a Klondike Bar?

As for me, I'd feed a can of Axe deodorant Body Spray to an un-circumsized baby.

MonsterDad.jpg (48 kB)

Submit to Digg Submit to StumbleUpon

User Reviews


Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-11-23 09:47:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

That's for the cartoon.

As for the Klondike bar, I'd go to my freezer, seeing as how I have a box of them there...

Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2004-11-23 09:22:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i would line the floor of my bedroom with expensive baseball cards, and then poke holes in my waterbed with a rusty screwdriver.

Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-11-23 06:48:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

If I knew what a Klondike Bar was, I'd tell you.

If it involves chocolate, pretty much anything.

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-11-23 05:03:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Hahaha you said dyke.

Submitted by TimeCop (user info) at 2004-11-23 01:04:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I'd cover myself in toner and make toner angels.

The +1 is for the cartoon.

Submitted by ZeroSignal (user info) at 2004-11-23 00:58:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I'd assasinate JFK

Submitted by Lady_in_the_radiator (user info) at 2004-11-23 00:33:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I would remove the teeth from ten live kittens. Then, I would string the teeth together to make a necklace. Then, I would send it to the leader of PETA, with my real return address on the outside of the package.










Where's my Klondike bar?

Submitted by Seralena (user info) at 2004-11-23 00:28:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Give you a +2?

Science and Environmental, my ass.

Submitted by Shizae (user info) at 2004-11-23 00:20:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I've never had a Klondike bar so I guess I'd go out and buy one.

Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2004-11-23 00:19:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Announcer: What would you do for a Klondike bar? Would you stand on one leg?
Guy: Sure.
Announcer: Would you act like a monkey?
Guy: Uh huh.
Announcer: Wo-Would you, would you kill a man?
Guy: Um...huh...uh well...[shoots gun][man screams]

Three cheers for Family Guy.

Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-11-23 00:00:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I'd kill. You.

Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-11-22 23:41:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'd do Jesus








































in the pooper.

Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2004-11-22 23:35:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Nice cartoon.


Marge: You don't have to join a freak show just because the
opportunity came along.

Homer: You know, Marge, in some ways you and I are very different
people.

Homerpalooza