Ten Years of Stupid Sports Moments (700 hits)
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Submitted by Justin <domonator1.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-11-23 01:00:21 EST
I had to get in on this one. I mean, with the Artest incident of last week it's the hot topic. Therefore, I've prepared the last twenty years of stupidity in sport all in one action packed, gym sock rocking post.
The unofficial "Ten Years of Stupid Sports Moments"
2004- This is easy, with the recent David Artest knocking a fan out during a Pacers game I have to throw that in as the stupidest sports move of 2004.
2003- The year Don Zimmer was owned by Red Sox pitcher Pedro Martinez. Best remembered for his old skull bouncing off the baseball diamond. Followed by Zimmer crying on national television.
2002- After a rough MLB year, the season becomes worse. As the World Series ends in a 7-7 tie after 11 innings of play.
2001- The XFL. Remember that? I think I've had longer erections. The XFL was popular for a week, then it crashed, and then it burned.
2000- The music city miracle. The Buffalo Bills prove their worth in the NFL, flopping after taking a 16-15 lead. They kick the ball off with 18 seconds to go, and the Titans score a touchdown on the return.
1999- The Dallas Stars win a Stanley cup on a no-goal. The referee decides to count the goal and the Buffalo Sabers are beaten by the referees. The fans in Buffalo whine until the next season. When they realize no one in the U.S.A. Gives a shit about hockey.
1998-Suggestions?
1997- The famous Mike Tyson ear bite is the debatable choice here. In the third round of a highly publicized event, "Iron" Mike head butted Evander Holyfield and took a chunk of his ear with him.
1996- Suggestions?
1995- October 3, 1995. For the weak at mind, yes, O.J. Simpson was in fact an athlete. In 1995 sport was embarrassed when he was found not guilty in the controversial case.
1994- The year best remembered when basketball superstar Michael Jordan decided he was going to play baseball. It was one of the worst publicity stunts of all time when Jordan played left bench better than any position on the field.
The material got weaker as I got tired. For 99, 98, 96 if anyone can come up with something better, it would rule. Anyways, have fun with this one.
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Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2004-11-23 10:52:47 EST (#)
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When they realize no one in the U.S.A. Gives a shit about hockey.
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hmmmm, the americans that love hockey realize that no one in america likes hockey?
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2004-11-23 02:37:47 EST (#)
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2004- This is easy, with the recent David Artest knocking a fan out during a Pacers game I have to throw that in as the stupidest sports move of 2004.
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Ron Artest, dumbass.
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2003- The year Don Zimmer was owned by Red Sox pitcher Pedro Martinez. Best remembered for his old skull bouncing off the baseball diamond. Followed by Zimmer crying on national television.
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Although I am no Sox fan, I think Zim was upset that he had let a lot of people down by rushing Pedro. Him crying was not in anyway wrong, tard.
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2002- After a rough MLB year, the season becomes worse. As the World Series ends in a 7-7 tie after 11 innings of play.
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That was the ALL STAR GAME YOU FUCKING DUMBASS.
2000- The music city miracle. The Buffalo Bills prove their worth in the NFL, flopping after taking a 16-15 lead. They kick the ball off with 18 seconds to go, and the Titans score a touchdown on the return.
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Not A TD, it was a forward lateral. You want to call bullshit, fine keep being a dumbass
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1999- The Dallas Stars win a Stanley cup on a no-goal. The referee decides to count the goal and the Buffalo Sabers are beaten by the referees. The fans in Buffalo whine until the next season. When they realize no one in the U.S.A. Gives a shit about hockey
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I wasn't a fucking goal. How do I know? I WAS FUCKING RIGHT THERE. It was a bullshit goal and a shitty apology. Plus it sucked huge cock watching those asshole celebrate on our ice.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2004-11-23 02:37:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-11-23 01:09:25 (#)
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David Artest?
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Heh, I didnt even catch that
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2004-11-23 02:26:51 EST (#)
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1996 - Those stupid rats they threw during the Florida Panthers Stanley cup run. Morons.
1998 - France wins the World cup. Fuck I hate France. That and Lipinski. Little skank.
...That's all I got.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-11-23 01:09:25 EST (#)
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David Artest?