Questions about Fetish (1714 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dirty HumorRating: 0.22 on 64 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Pedro the dirty Mexican (View user info) at 2004-11-23 02:24:59 EST
Why do so many people call IHAKF a rapist and child molester? How did he get tagged with this insult? Did he say he did that in any post or reviews? Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying whether he is one or not. I'm curious, and too lazy to look through his posts and reviews. Anyone can provide answers? +2 on post of your choice for anyone who provides a reasonable explanation.
Gracias
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Submitted by PyroBeast (user info) at 2004-11-24 08:12:43 EST (#)
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Gee Fetish, I'm sorry you think that I'm an alter of PFF and went ahead to -2 all my posts. Don't worry, I'll post kiddy porn for you next time, so you can stop trawling the malls.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-11-24 07:41:51 EST (#)
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PyroBeast, fetish thinks you are one of my alters, so don't be surprised when he -2s every single one of your future posts.
Goddamn you are a fucking idiot, fetish. You went off the rails a long time ago.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-24 07:01:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
A new alter for fuckface, how cute.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2004-11-24 01:49:58 EST (#)
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Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2004-11-23 09:40:06 (#)
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professorfuckface -
you are the worst human being i have ever come across. you are a terrible person.
Tim
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that's not true!
I am the Uber Bad Boy.
ME!!
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2004-11-24 01:11:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
So, gimme' more dirt. Tell me the info you guys have.
After all, this post IS about Fetish...
And I want to be in the club, too!
Submitted by PyroBeast (user info) at 2004-11-24 00:58:41 EST (#)
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Why not? Everyone who is working is board at work.
Submitted by someone (user info) at 2004-11-23 17:45:23 EST (#)
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People actually have this much time on their hands? See also: Review(s) below me. Wow, just wow.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2004-11-23 15:11:26 EST (#)
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If you are flipping burgers you are not making ten dollars an hour.
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2004-11-23 14:56:11 EST (#)
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"Not if your above questions are indicative of your work productivity."
My hopes of being promoted to the drive-thru have been dashed. Thanks buddy.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-11-23 14:49:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Bullshit.
Having a go at somebody because they have money is fucking stupid. If anything, it's worse than insulting somebody for having nothing because it's so obvious that given the choice you'd pick a life without struggle, a life where everything is provided for you. Who wouldn't? It's such a hollow statement.
This is the net, all you really know about the people here you've not met is the text you see on screen, and reading the replies and reviews here, fuckface has one up on everybody because I'm luaghing at what he's writing.
Anything that anybody says about themselves here could be falsehoods within lies, wrapped up in mistruth, so attacking it is always a little silly - at least his is entertaining."
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Well put. Why do you think everyone hated Jewtoast when he came on the scene? I don't hate rich people so long as they don't go out of their way to shit on me. But if I attack them, by all means they can do it. It's a right as a person to defend yourself.
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Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2004-11-23 09:52:35 (#)
Ranking: 0
I have some questions of my own.
1) Is Loren the hottest broad on this site?
2) Is she single?
3) Which broads are hot and which broads leave you soft and cold?
4) Can i get me some service around here?
5) Is goatse some Norman Bates, got no mates, users father?
6) Could i survive on raymen noodles and water for 6 months?
7) Will i get promoted next year?
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1) Probably, though not everyone has camwhored.
2) No.
3) Depends on personal preference.
4) No.
5) I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about.
6) Yes, but you'd end up with scurvy.
7) Not if your above questions are indicative of your work productivity.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2004-11-23 13:39:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you people fuckin crack me up, these replies are hysterical
this site has reached a new high.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-11-23 13:17:32 EST (#)
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Schlongy told me Fetish raped him. Schlongy's only 14. You "do the math".
Submitted by PyroBeast (user info) at 2004-11-23 10:18:40 EST (#)
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I agree with PFF there. Seriously, who the hell doesn't want to be filthy rich and lead a totally easy life? I for one wish that I can swim in cash all my life without ever getting a job. The sole reason for working is to earn wages, if a job is meant to build character or work hard for to sake of working hard, you're a machoist. Anyone who says that he WANTS to experience suffering and hardship in life is a fucking moron.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-11-23 10:02:38 EST (#)
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I would never want to get acclimatized to manual labor. There is working getting ten dollars an hour to get grease burns over a hot grill, and there is working getting paid fifty dollars an hour to sit at a desk. I am happy to sit at a desk, as I am happy to sit and study for college exams. Anyone who says working at burger king is good for the attitude/character building/getting used to work environment is just trying to cover up the fact that these jobs are shit with no redeeming qualities and the only people who take them are poor.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2004-11-23 09:59:08 EST (#)
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Sorry, I have to go to work. You should try it sometime....
Yes. I would like fries with that.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2004-11-23 09:53:48 EST (#)
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"There isn't any principle or lesson to be learnt flipping burgers'
Yeah there is. It's called "working." I guess your spoiled useless ass has never done anything like that. It's good to see that someone has instilled these terrific values inside you. You're on your way to the top with that attitude! You don't think you're going to work in this (most likely immaginary) 50k job you're going to get? You're probably a pale-white 100-lb weakling who has never done shit in his life.
Sorry, I have to go to work. You should try it sometime....
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2004-11-23 09:52:35 EST (#)
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I have some questions of my own.
1) Is Loren the hottest broad on this site?
2) Is she single?
3) Which broads are hot and which broads leave you soft and cold?
4) Can i get me some service around here?
5) Is goatse some Norman Bates, got no mates, users father?
6) Could i survive on raymen noodles and water for 6 months?
7) Will i get promoted next year?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-23 09:47:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-11-23 07:56:33 (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, great comeback. Rapist. I don't need a job, because mommy and daddy give me whatever money I want. So while you had to spend your college days working at food lion or whatever shithole you had to work at, I don't have to. Do you even have a job now? I doubt it.
Mommy and daddy....Buahahahahahahaaaa...what a queen.
I'll kill you, fucktard.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-11-23 09:41:18 EST (#)
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Yeah, of course it is my parent's money. It is impractical to work for $10 an hour now, when in a few times I'll be making four times that amount. There isn't any principle or lesson to be learnt flipping burgers, it just makes people bitter.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2004-11-23 09:40:35 EST (#)
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Just what I expected. You are going to be a 30-year-old momma's boy. You will go through your whole life having everything handed to you. And that's a shame. There is a lot to be said about being successful on your own. You are going to turn out to be one of those horrible children who inherit money or a business and subsequently run it into the ground because you had no part in, and no idea of, the work it took to build that company up. It's a pretty typical story.
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Bullshit.
Having a go at somebody because they have money is fucking stupid. If anything, it's worse than insulting somebody for having nothing because it's so obvious that given the choice you'd pick a life without struggle, a life where everything is provided for you. Who wouldn't? It's such a hollow statement.
This is the net, all you really know about the people here you've not met is the text you see on screen, and reading the replies and reviews here, fuckface has one up on everybody because I'm luaghing at what he's writing.
Anything that anybody says about themselves here could be falsehoods within lies, wrapped up in mistruth, so attacking it is always a little silly - at least his is entertaining.
Submitted by PyroBeast (user info) at 2004-11-23 09:40:30 EST (#)
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Wow, I posted innocent questions about Fetish and got one review (PFF's) that actually answers the questions. Then everyone else who comes in starts flinging shit left, right and centre.
Typical of Uber?
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2004-11-23 09:40:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
professorfuckface -
you are the worst human being i have ever come across. you are a terrible person.
Tim
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2004-11-23 09:37:11 EST (#)
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"I've been ordering PC parts and clothing from the US for the past year and asking the seller to put it in gift wrap to pass it under import tax."
With your parents money. You make me fucking sick. I bet you're a lazy spoiled little shit that gets everything handed to him and does nothing. You are a waste and will always be a waste. No one will ever care about you because of your blind ignorance and stupidity.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2004-11-23 09:34:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-11-23 08:43:53 (#)
Ranking: 0
Why the fuck would I feel bad about getting money handed to me? I am proud to say I don't need to work. It isn't like anyone wants to have a job, it is just something poor people have to do.
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FUCK YOU!
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-11-23 09:32:47 EST (#)
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What the fuck do you think you know?
"The economy isn't too good right now, in case you hadn't noticed, and lots of people with good educations don't have jobs."
YOUR economy isn't too good right now, no shit. I've been ordering PC parts and clothing from the US for the past year and asking the seller to put it in gift wrap to pass it under import tax. OUR economy is just fine, and if it weren't, I would get a posted job in South-East Asia, where they can't get enough of whitey for contract work. My parents don't own a business, and I am not choosing the same profession as them. I'll have finished college by age 19, which is the same age some dumb pieces of shit finish high school. I am not 'inheriting' a business. How old is your fat ass? You said you dropped out of college because you got raped, sounds like a typical street-kid story to me, since we're throwing around assumptions left, right and center.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2004-11-23 09:31:51 EST (#)
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"In three years I graduate and will be on a starting income of 50k."
That's what I said!! Try just a little less....Thank you Geroge Bush.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-11-23 09:23:51 EST (#)
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"In three years I graduate and will be on a starting income of 50k."
You hope. The economy isn't too good right now, in case you hadn't noticed, and lots of people with good educations don't have jobs. but of course, you just think the world will hand you what you want on a silver platter because it's all you've ever known.
"My parents have already agreed to put down a deposit on the house I choose"
Just what I expected. You are going to be a 30-year-old momma's boy. You will go through your whole life having everything handed to you. And that's a shame. There is a lot to be said about being successful on your own. You are going to turn out to be one of those horrible children who inherit money or a business and subsequently run it into the ground because you had no part in, and no idea of, the work it took to build that company up. It's a pretty typical story.
"From what I understand you were the next thing up from a street-kid"
You don't understand much then, because that is nowhere near true. Maybe you should check your sources.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-11-23 09:01:46 EST (#)
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Where did you see my picture? Are you referring to one of the dozens of different people I've posted myself, or the recent one fetish posted? Why would I send fetish my photo. The fact is you've never seen my photo. As far as hitting 'the real world', I don't imagine it will be much of a transition. In three years I graduate and will be on a starting income of 50k. My parents have already agreed to put down a deposit on the house I choose, so there isn't going to be some scummy share-accomodation transition stage for me. From what I understand you were the next thing up from a street-kid, so you are not one to judge or feel pity. I feel pity for you, because you are ignorant and obviously stupid. I may be an asshole on ubersite, which I am, but at least I'm not you.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-11-23 08:54:46 EST (#)
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Well, it certainly explains a lot about where your spoiled, rotten, I-can-do-whatever-I-want-with-impuny attitude came from. I wonder if your parents realize what a disservice they've done to you in raising you to be that way. From your picture I assume you are still quite a child, and I feel bad for what is going to happen when you become an adult and have to try to make it in the real world on your own. Or maybe you'll still be clinging to momma's apron strings when you're 30, and be a child forever. Either way, I don't dislike you anymore. I just feel sorry for you.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-11-23 08:54:07 EST (#)
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And here comes the third member of the faggot tripod: shlongy. Your my main-faggot shlongy.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-23 08:51:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Lookee here..it's a battle of the internets' two head homo losers, Fetish and fuckface.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-11-23 08:43:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Why the fuck would I feel bad about getting money handed to me? I am proud to say I don't need to work. It isn't like anyone wants to have a job, it is just something poor people have to do.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-11-23 08:38:31 EST (#)
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"I don't need a job, because mommy and daddy give me whatever money I want."
Funny... squattail used that as something to be proud of, when generally I'd use a phrase like that to mock someone...
Hey, Fetish, I don't know the deal about the photos at all, I wasn't around Uber much when all that came out apparently. What was that all about? I always figured your BPS posts were pictures you found on google image search. Did you really take pictures of girls in public without their permission? Please explain.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-11-23 08:21:56 EST (#)
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And method, that site didn't work. I MUST BE JEWISH.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-11-23 08:19:54 EST (#)
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Funny thing is, when you posted those forum posts supposedly written by Eric Rice, I signed up for one of them and made comments about how I live at ODU and was going to kill Eric Rice. Fetish contacted me immediately saying shit like "please, don't hate me, it's just a prank by some guys over at ubersite, I am not really a racist, so don't think that". It was so pathetic. Fetish is such a pathetic piece of shit, he talks about hiding behind a monitor, but the only reason why he isn't hiding is because bart gave his info out, otherwise he would be doing the same.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-11-23 08:17:06 EST (#)
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you people fuckin crack me up, these replies are hysterical
this site has reached a new low
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-11-23 08:03:25 EST (#)
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Watch out, he's going to use the "you're momma" line on you next.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-11-23 07:56:33 EST (#)
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Yeah, great comeback. Rapist. I don't need a job, because mommy and daddy give me whatever money I want. So while you had to spend your college days working at food lion or whatever shithole you had to work at, I don't have to. Do you even have a job now? I doubt it.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-23 07:47:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't you have to go to work? Oh wait, mommy doesn't think you're old enough to leave the house.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-11-23 07:47:18 EST (#)
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And it seems though I am 'not worth the effort to answer my question' you have plenty of time on your hands to argue and make stupid accusations.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-11-23 07:46:19 EST (#)
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And what are you? A 27 year old man with no friends who walks around malls with only a digital camera as a companion, scouting out for 'fresh meat'/prey. If I were you I would shoot myself in the face, and I'm more than willing to bet you've thought of suicide at least a few times.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-23 07:39:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-11-23 07:34:15 (#)
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It isn't about being liked, what this is about is whether you are a sexual predator or not. You had photos on your webpage of girls you had stalked, now you are claiming that it was in fact EVERYONE ELSE in the world who stalked people, not yourself.
You are a rapist, plain and simple. This post was about why people call you a child molestor/rapist, and that is the answer. You stalked girls and took photos of their asses, then published them on your webpage.
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Whatever, you're just a lonely kid who hides behind a monitor and makes false accusations because you think it makes you more of a man. I feel sorry for you.
Submitted by PyroBeast (user info) at 2004-11-23 07:35:00 EST (#)
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Actually Fetish I'm quite curious about why you got those pictures.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-11-23 07:34:15 EST (#)
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It isn't about being liked, what this is about is whether you are a sexual predator or not. You had photos on your webpage of girls you had stalked, now you are claiming that it was in fact EVERYONE ELSE in the world who stalked people, not yourself.
You are a rapist, plain and simple. This post was about why people call you a child molestor/rapist, and that is the answer. You stalked girls and took photos of their asses, then published them on your webpage.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-23 07:21:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You are not worth the effort to answer your question. This is your crowning achievement, you must be well liked by everyone you meet. That is when you're not hiding behind a park bench, waiting to strike.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-11-23 07:14:29 EST (#)
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Yes, I am hiding behind my computer. I am scared of rapist snipers hiding outside my bedroom window, so I have positioned my monitor in a way that it will stop your rapist bullets from puncturing my head.
Seems to me you are trying to avoid the question. Did you or did you not follow young girls around shopping malls taking candid photos of their asses to put on your webpage?
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-23 07:05:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-11-23 06:52:05 (#)
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And what of the photos on your website, Eric Rapist Rice, what do you have to say about those?
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Thanks for reinforcing my point. Are you still hiding behind your computer?
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-11-23 06:52:05 EST (#)
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And what of the photos on your website, Eric Rapist Rice, what do you have to say about those?
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-23 06:51:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's all part of Stabkill's "plan." He thinks that if he and Caul say it enough, it'll show up on Google and that somehow that might cause me trouble...
Submitted by PyroBeast (user info) at 2004-11-23 06:40:59 EST (#)
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People usually rate if they agree or disagree with the view expressed by the poster. Both are hate posts about Tom, but a majority of users like one and hate the other. A -2 won't cost anyone anything, nor will a +2 be worth anything in real life. But it represents their opinion.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-11-23 06:33:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by PyroBeast (user info) at 2004-11-23 06:12:32 (#)
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Dude, I'm sure you can tell the difference between Fetish's hate post about Tom and yours. There's a reason why his is still a 0.7 upon 220+ reviews while yours was shot to shit within hours, I doubt you're dense enough to not know what that difference is.
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Ratings mean something?
You're a fool, it is a waste of time bothering with you.... Goodbye, Shit stain.
Submitted by PyroBeast (user info) at 2004-11-23 06:33:21 EST (#)
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Nope, I'm not Fetish.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-11-23 06:18:39 EST (#)
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Wouldn't be surprised if this were fetish.
Fetish gets higher scores than he deserves, as the whole site knows that if you give fetish one -2, he'll give you ten back, whilst if you give him two -2s, he'll put your name on a list and give you -2s for life. His whole life revolves around that one phrase '-2'.
Submitted by PyroBeast (user info) at 2004-11-23 06:12:32 EST (#)
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Dude, I'm sure you can tell the difference between Fetish's hate post about Tom and yours. There's a reason why his is still a 0.7 upon 220+ reviews while yours was shot to shit within hours, I doubt you're dense enough to not know what that difference is.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-11-23 06:01:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Check out what Eric Rice says about Tom: http://www.ubersite.com/m/35297
Eric can't get laid with gold shooting out of his anus so he stalks jr.high age girls at the mall. FACT.
Submitted by PyroBeast (user info) at 2004-11-23 05:38:18 EST (#)
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My impression of Fetish so far has been mixed. He seems like a motherfucker for using that spamming sript of his, that ruins the website for everyone else, not just the poster. But then again, he did defend Tom in that Stabkill post, which somehow points to some goodness.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2004-11-23 05:11:19 EST (#)
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He doesn't seem like a molestor or a pedophile to me. Just a sleazy guy who would do anything to get some action.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-11-23 05:05:35 EST (#)
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yeah I was wondering the same thing so thanks for askin'
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-11-23 02:52:31 EST (#)
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He took his webpage down the second he found out people knew about it.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2004-11-23 02:47:03 EST (#)
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Porque el es sucio. Y folla los ninos.
Submitted by PyroBeast (user info) at 2004-11-23 02:43:43 EST (#)
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I've never been to his webpage, but the smaller picture in his camwhore looks like a mugshot. Was wondering if you guys based it on that. Reason sounds believable though.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2004-11-23 02:31:43 EST (#)
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Of course, the professor is all over this one...
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-11-23 02:29:33 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/42934
Also, this is what he looks like.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-11-23 02:26:34 EST (#)
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On his webpage, he had digital camera photos of girls and women he had followed around various shopping malls. They went into his 'hot ass' collection. Some of the girls on the page could have only been 13 and 14 year olds.