One Wonderful Night...And One Stupid Guy (779 hits)
Category: Quotes & StoriesRating: 1.9 on 12 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Shaun_Rocks (View user info) at 2004-11-23 02:26:20 EST
"Here it is, the Crown Movie Theatre. Alright, 6:55. I'm early. Boy this is going to be a great night! The girl of my dreams is meeting me here at seven o'clock sharp! I can't wait! Man nothing could ruin this night for me...hmmm...it's starting to rain, well that's no big deal, rain just makes things more romantic."
"Okay its 7:00, any second now she's going to be walking around that corner. The love of my life is going to be walking around that corner. Holy crap this is going to be great! Any moment now she'll be here."
"7:05, no big deal she's only a little late. Nothing to be worried about, after all nobody can be perfect all the time. I know! She's probably just trying to build the anticipation! Yeah that must be it!"
"Anticipation or not, it's 7:10 and she is no where in sight. I don't get it, this girl has told me that she loves every minute we spend together, and now she's ten minutes late. I'm never gonna understand how women think."
"Alright it's a quarter after seven, I've been waiting here for twenty minutes. I'm soaking wet, romantic rain my ass! Where is she? The movie starts in ten minutes, why isn't she here?!"
"7:20, 7:20, 7:20... what is going on here? She can't be this late on accident...is she ditching me? No. There is no way she's standing me up. She promised that she would never do anything to hurt me, and that we would always be together. Yeah I'm positive she isn't ditching me."
"She is ditching me!! That Bitch! I can't believe she is standing me up!!! It's seven freaking twenty-five! She told me to meet her outside of the restaurant at seve...oooohhhhh. THE RESTAURANT!!!!!!"
User Reviews
Submitted by Jack_Laridian (user info) at 2004-11-23 11:38:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Clever.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2004-11-23 10:35:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh wait it was at the restaurant. So he was at the wrong place!!!! And she wasnt late, he was!
HAHAHAHAHAHAAH im so smaart
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-11-23 10:09:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Very good.
Works the thought process very well.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2004-11-23 09:00:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Cute
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2004-11-23 06:50:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-11-23 04:52:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Heh.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2004-11-23 03:26:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Posts like this one (http://www.ubersite.com/m/50858), by Sepsis, prove that short posts can be exceptional if done the right way.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2004-11-23 02:59:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
There was almost nothing to this post, yet I really liked it.
I bought you an umbrella for Christmas. Want it now or later?
Submitted by Shaun_Rocks (user info) at 2004-11-23 02:56:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks for the advice Sideburns
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2004-11-23 02:47:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I liked this the first time I read it. But like he said, it's real short.
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Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-11-23 02:41:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
A tip from your friendly neighborhood Sideburns:
Your have the potential-- but your posts are a wee bit too short. Add two to three more paragraphs and it'll be just super.
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The man is a legend. Listen.
Submitted by Katastrofadark (user info) at 2004-11-23 02:43:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh noo, that is horrible.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-11-23 02:41:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
A tip from your friendly neighborhood Sideburns:
Your have the potential-- but your posts are a wee bit too short. Add two to three more paragraphs and it'll be just super.