Depressing fucking People (310 hits)
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Submitted by <BNLmaniac.at.MSN.com> (View user info) at 2003-02-12 16:50:51 EST
ok, this isn't really original...
i was reading a entry by a friend and it made me
wanna submit an entry.
i hate people who depress people just by being near
them... they just have a "im depressed and angst-filled"
vibe. It's fucking annoying. I think that they all
should be put into a big... spaceship thingy and launched
into outer space. That would safe us alot of trouble.
but... if that is too much trouble, we could preform
Mortal Kombat attacks and karate. that would thin out the
Goth and depressed people population.
thank you for listening to my mindless tittering...
i will now go into a corner and mumble about things...
Bye,
Penguin.
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Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-02-13 20:36:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
hahaha, Bare Naked Ladies, even funnier...
Submitted by Impressed (user info) at 2003-02-13 15:20:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Steps To Alleviate Depression
1. View depression as a normal reaction to stressful events and give yourself permission to feel anxious during difficult times.
2. Realize that most decisions are neither "right" nor "wrong", but just lead to different experiences which have advantages and disadvantages.
3. Think in terms of hoping for rather than expecting events to happen in a certain way.
4. Plan for the future and do something about it instead of worrying about it.
5. Plan for less than you can do in a particular day and make anything extra a bonus.
6. Look for enjoyment in the "doing" of something rather than focusing so much on the end result.
7. Speak, eat, drive and move at a more relaxed pace.
8. Prepare for morning the night before.
9. Arrive at your class, work, or appointment 10 minutes early.
10. Go for a brisk walk or engage in some other physical activity involving large muscle movement when feeling anxious.
11. Use abdominal breathing to calm anxious feelings.
12. Pray for patience in dealing with anxious situations.
13. Practice in your mind performing successfully before you enter a particular performance situation.
14. View mistakes as opportunities for learning rather than personal failures.
15. Cheer for rather than compete with others.
16. Get involved with other people in worthwhile endeavors.
17. Smile since smiling reduces anxiety.
18. Fuck...this is too much work. I'm depressed.
Revised List:
1. Adapin, Sinequan (doxepin)
2. Anafranil (clomipramine)
3. Buspar (buspirone)
4. Desyrel (trazodone)
5. Celexa (citalopram)
6. Effexor (venlafaxine)
7. Elavil, Endep (amitriptyline)
8. Luvox (fluvoxamine)
9. Nardil (phenelzine)
10. Norpramin, Pertofrane (desipramine)
11. Pamelor (nortryptyline)
12. Parnate (tranylcypromine)
13. Paxil, Seroxat (paroxetine)
14. Prozac (fluoxetine)
15. Remeron (mirtazapine)
16. Serzone (nefazodone)
17. Surmontil (trimipramine)
18. Tofranil (imipramine)
19. Vestra (reboxetine)
20. Wellbutrin (bupropion)
21. Zoloft (sertraline)
There. Feeling much better now.
Submitted by Brioski (user info) at 2003-02-12 21:02:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
BNL stands for the name of the great canadian rock band The Bare Naked Ladies.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-02-12 19:45:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Please tell me that BNL maniac doesn't stand for Bedford North Lawrence...fucking hilljacks...nice post ya jackass
Submitted by LordVicious (user info) at 2003-02-12 19:22:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
YOU ARE A FUCK HEAD YOU STUPID SON OF A BITCH!
maddoxs version was god....mine wasnt quite maddox but it wasnt the EXACT same points...
how about you fly THIS penquin down your moms ass... (your momma jokes get worse and worse every time... and i still say them)
Submitted by MrMonkey (user info) at 2003-02-12 19:18:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
The rocket thing came from maddox too.
http://maddox.xmission.com/glenn.html
Submitted by catscradle (user info) at 2003-02-12 19:09:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This was funnier when I read it here:
http://maddox.xmission.com/gothics.html
I do tend to agree with the general idea though... People who act depressed and suicidal are usually just doing it for attention.. nothing but sympathy whores.