This morning, I had penis for breakfast, and it tasted like marshmallows. (847 hits)
Category: HumorRating: 1.23 on 17 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by <xenon> (View user info) at 2004-11-23 09:05:48 EST
This morning, as I was eating breakfast, I noticed something quite disturbing about my cereal. If you're not familiar with Malt O'Meal products, get familiar. If you eat cereal, you will want to know Malt O' Meal. They manufacture the dog food bag type cereal bags that you need one of those Home Depot forklifts to get to your car. And, they're usually cheaper than your standard boxes of name brand cereals. My money-savvy wife always buys Malt O'Meal cereals as opposed to the big brands since we get like 17 times as much cereal for less dough.
So, this morning, I'm eating my favorite knock-off, Marshmallow Matey's, when I notice something odd about one of the marshmallow shapes. The shovel looks strangely like a body part that I have between my legs. I investigate further in my bowl, and sure enough...the shovel looks just like good ol' cock and balls. Imagine that!
Don't believe me? See for yourself....
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Submitted by xenon (user info) at 2005-01-06 13:00:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by Grim_Hippie (user info) at 2004-11-23 22:21:36 (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, I won't be buying this marshmellow delight in the future. And I refuse to eat Lucky Charms, not after the shit they tried to pull.
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what "shit" would that be?
Submitted by Grim_Hippie (user info) at 2004-11-23 22:21:36 EST (#)
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Well, I won't be buying this marshmellow delight in the future. And I refuse to eat Lucky Charms, not after the shit they tried to pull.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2004-11-23 10:36:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
part of this insemenating breakfast...
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-11-23 10:25:23 EST (#)
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Uhm....
And you ate it anyway ?
<see closet homo comments below>
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-11-23 10:24:33 EST (#)
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Want a great bit o' irony?
I was having Marshmallow Matey's for breakfast this morning...
I need to go puke now...
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2004-11-23 10:13:10 EST (#)
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If only marshmallows could be made to taste like the real thing...
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-11-23 10:09:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2004-11-23 09:13:14 (#)
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That shit don't look edible.
Weetabix is the only way to start the day. 5 of the buggers.
Try 6 of them crushed into a large bowl with no milk, and ensure that at least a further 10& of the mass is cane sugar.
Pure dry bliss.
Submitted by Shay (user info) at 2004-11-23 09:44:33 EST (#)
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Ha ha.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-11-23 09:35:05 EST (#)
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Those look delicious! Go Marshmellow penises!
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2004-11-23 09:29:13 EST (#)
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peener.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-11-23 09:23:48 EST (#)
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I love you shlongy.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-11-23 09:23:21 EST (#)
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We did it together, shlongy. We're a homo-erotic duo taking the world by storm.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-23 09:19:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-11-23 09:10:07 (#)
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Dude, just come out of the closet and admit it you fucking faggot.
professor fuckface did and look how happy he is now.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-11-23 09:15:46 EST (#)
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Ye won't get me lucky charms!
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2004-11-23 09:13:14 EST (#)
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That shit don't look edible.
Weetabix is the only way to start the day. 5 of the buggers.
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-11-23 09:12:25 EST (#)
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ok.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-11-23 09:10:07 EST (#)
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Dude, just come out of the closet and admit it you fucking faggot.