Studies have shown that, there's too many studies (647 hits)
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Submitted by The Spook (View user info) at 2004-11-23 13:12:47 EST
http://www.cnn.com/2004/HEALTH/11/23/un.aids.reut/index.html
I read this and felt like punching the screen. You're trying to tell me that half of the people with AIDS are women?! Next, they'll say the other half is made of men. What kind of fucking research is this? Who does this help? Who pays these people to do this? I want answers! Actually, no I don't. I just want to rant.
I'm sick of all these useless studies. I saw some special on the news the other week about obesity with the title: "Overeating main cause of obesity, studies say." Unbelievable! How did they make that connection? I hope it's from eating. You mean exercise doesn't cause people to get fat? While these brilliant doctors and their discoveries are amusing me, the scrolling nonsense bar catches my eye . . . . .
"60% of Americans are overweight (20% considered obese)." Wow, our nation is fat.
About 30 seconds later: "66% of Americans say they have strict healthy diets." Wow, our nation is healthy too.
Hmmm. Must be one of those intense studies. So I looked around Google during lunch (meaning Google looked for me) and tried to find more idiotic studies.
"Superman too super a role model"
http://www.newscientist.com/news/news.jsp?id=ns99996679
This study states that Superman is in fact, a bad role model. 'Studies' have shown that you just can't live up to be Superman. Believe it or not, I cannot become Superman. No matter how hard I try, I will never be able to achieve his super powers. Amazing. Good fucking waste of cash.
"Disrupted Sleep causes worker 'burnout'"
http://www.newscientist.com/news/news.jsp?id=ns99996672
Yet another article with loads of useful information. This article basically states that sleep deprived individuals are tired a lot. Abnormal sleeping patterns cause exhaustion. Getting less sleep, less often makes you sleepy. When your body is tired, you feel tired. What's the fucking cure?!?!
"Caffeine linked to sleepless nights for many college students"
Really? I remember I used to drink Kool-aid to stay awake. Of course my Kool-Aid was laced with speed, but still.
"Multitasking makes people stupid."
This is not necessarily true. The article goes on to say that the more thinks you must do in your life make you forgetful. Whenever someone is real busy, they tend to the forget things? Well, no shit.
Anyway, I just wanted to rant on my lunch break. That first article on AIDS really set me off. Who the fuck is doing these studies, and why is someone paying for them?
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Submitted by Doneupandin (user info) at 2005-02-13 03:10:36 EST (#)
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Great retort. Responding with fabricated user stats makes you look like an origional uberman. Hell, I have never seen anyone do that before. But to keep this argument afloat, and to keep you from getting embarrassed I will agree with you on one issue.
Yeah, I have been checking this post. Primarily so I can see how many handles you can relate to me. In fact, I'll blow up your response with a new set of spook user stats:
# of alters you can call out: 0
# of times beat up at the bar : everytime
# of times he can fade Doneupandin: 0
# of times posted an origional non-homosexual retort against the Donedutta: 0
# of times been at the homestead because his parents would not let him out past 0000: Every night
# of times got owned because he looks like the model for a punching bag: > 3
# of times posted a legitimate retort: still 0
# of times been owned by the fat guy standing next to him: The same amount as his parents letting him go out past 0000.
Send my info pussy. Get destroyed on your own post you low life druggie, and then go cry to your parents because I am being mean to you. I dare you to try and send my "alters" just so I can see what an asshole you really are.
Send it dummy.
Or don't bother (-2)
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2004-11-24 09:26:01 EST (#)
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Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2004-11-24 09:20:42 (#)
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HAHAHAHAHAHA
That was the POINT!
I hope you GET IT now!
Sorry man. It's early and I didn't really read the rest. I should wake up before saying shit.
Submitted by xenon (user info) at 2004-11-24 09:23:05 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2004-11-24 09:20:42 EST (#)
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HAHAHAHAHAHA
That was the POINT!
I hope you GET IT now!
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2004-11-24 09:14:36 EST (#)
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Not really. I just thought it was a silly and idiotic statment.
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2004-11-24 09:08:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2004-11-24 08:35:58 (#)
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"Quite frankly, anyone who didn't support Bush is a tree-hugging liberal. War in Iraq... Who cares? War kicks ass!"
This proves you're an idiot
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Oh Spookbaby... you just made my day. You really did. I love you. This is in retaliation to what i said on http://www.ubersite.com/m/52451 . You called me an idiot... and yet you couldn't tell i was being satirical? You, sir, are indeed a thick fuck. Read the rest (you can read, right?) and please GOD realise how stupid youve just been.
When you read 'On a completely unrelated note, why do we only get these 'Bogus' asylum seekers invading our country? Isn't it time we got a few 'Rad,' 'Gnarly,' or even a few 'Bodacious' ones too?' did you still not realise i wasnt being serious?
Have a 2+ to make up for your below-average intellegence.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2004-11-23 14:38:50 EST (#)
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5 out of 4 people believe this shit.
Submitted by rhi (user info) at 2004-11-23 13:35:20 EST (#)
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To most of us it's common sense that half of AIDS patients are women, since that's half the population. The point of having it documented on paper is for all the retards out there who assume most AIDS patients are gay men. I have come in contact with a few people who were surprised by this study.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2004-11-23 13:29:27 EST (#)
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87% of all statistics are made up.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2004-11-23 13:16:54 EST (#)
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It's true, you can find a study that says anything you want it to.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-11-23 13:14:22 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/52465