a story about stupid people (617 hits)
Category: HumorRating: -1.8 on 5 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by <BNLmaniac.at.MSN.com> (View user info) at 2003-02-12 18:27:37 EST
there was once a stupid guy. he lived in canada. it was windy in canada. the man walked through the forest. as he walked a big gust of wind hit a tree. the tree fell on the stupid man. but he lived... (trees in canada are made of styrofoam). the stupid man found a clearing with a hot, woman. a stupid hot woman. the man and the woman had sex. they made a family... a family of stupid people. another family met the family of stupid people in the clearing. the other family was stupid too. the two stupid families had sex and created a race of stupid people. the race of stupid people marched to the cities of the world. they began to destroy the schools and libraries.
the militaries of the world joined forces to destroy the stupid people... but there was too many of them. then the air force began an attack on the stupid people. superman flew down to stop the stupid people, but the stupid people killed him... batman jumped off a skyscraper and attacked the stupid people, but they killed him too. and the stupid people destroyed the world.
Moral of this story is... if we do not castrate all stupid people, they will destroy the planet.
thanks for listening to my story of stupidity.
i must go castrate a stupid person...
bye,
Penguin.
P.S. no offence to stupid people... and don't really go castrate stupid people.
User Reviews
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-02-13 12:56:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Moral - stupid people are easily capable of taking over the world.
Should I call you "Sir?"
L
Submitted by catscradle (user info) at 2003-02-12 19:46:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Blu,
The post you linked to was definitely a good one.
haha
Submitted by blujnbbyqn (user info) at 2003-02-12 19:36:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You must have missed the following post
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=10443891888624224
The title alone probably threw you off. You have just proved the theory 'tho, Thanks!!
Submitted by catscradle (user info) at 2003-02-12 19:36:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
heh..
Submitted by MrMonkey (user info) at 2003-02-12 19:10:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Time for your castration.