date rape fuckin hurts like a bitch!!!! (12369 hits)
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Submitted by jsms cutey <immyisdabomb.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-11-23 17:16:41 EST
Just so you krakers know, this is going to be my first, last, and ONLY post in which i shall use proper english. So savor the grammar while you can, because it will be gone soon
It was a beautful warm saturday night. Me and a bunch of my other 8th grade friends decided to go to a teen club named "Escape" to have some fun. Our parents were allowing us to go from 7:00pm to 12:30 pm sharp. This was enough time for us to get our groove on! Anyways, as me, kara, abena, and angie were entering the club (lookin DAMN fine) we got hit with a blast of pumpin music, sexy dance, and invigorating air. This, I could tell, was going to be an AWESOME night.
angie: AAAHH! ITS TIME TO PAAARRRTTTAAAYYYY!!!!!!
immy: fuk yeh! comon girls!
As we lost ourselves dancing in the pitch black night club, I felt something stiff run itself up and down my ass, massaging me. It was someone's hand.
"Hey!" I yelled. I spun around as fast as I could to see who the hell was rubbin on my ass. And as I looked into his beautiful grinning eyes, I felt my breath quicken. This guy, who had been rubbing MY ass, was fucking hot!!!!! he looked 16, had light brown skin, green eyes, light brown hair, a mac-daddy kinda smile, with abbs you could see from a mile away!!! i almost melted!
immy: Were you just touching my ass???
the hot guy: Why, I believe i was.
immy: UH! WATEVA!
i decided i was going to try to get to know this hot stud better. So, i was going to play the game I almost always win at : hard-to-get
i started walking off in the direction of the seats. As I knew he would, he followed. I sat in a seat with a chair beside me, perfect place for him to sit.
the hot guy: So, whats your name, or should I just call you beatiful for the rest of the day?
(i blush)
immy: ummm... just call me immy. Now whats your name, or should I just call you sexy for the rest of the night?
the hot guy: You can, if you want. Nah, im just playin. Call me mike.
Mike. What a dreamy, yet simple name. After about 30 minutes of general chit chat, he told me that he wanted to buy me a drink.
mike: you drink beers?
immygirl: umm... y not? Theres a first time for everything.
So mike got me the beer ( he had a fake id) after drinking our refreshments, he suggested that we go dance some more. Of course, I was up to it. That was the whole reason I even came to this club!
So, after about 10 minutes of intense dancing in the dark club, I started to feel a bit dizzy.
"Hey," I thought, "its just the beer."
But i kept getting dizzier and dizzier. I felt like I was Alice in Wonderland falling down a gigantic time tunnel.
And then everything went black. I had passed out. Right on the middle of the dance floor.
The next thing I know, my eyes are open, but I could barely see. I was in a barely lit room. I alsio noticed something also quite peculiar. My light blue flirty mini skirt was pulled off my now goosebump covered legs and was carelessly flung beside me. I also noticed that there was someone on top of me. Inside me. Holding me down, while he put his huge dik in where noone had put anything before. It took me a moment to realize, that this person was mike. the guy i trusted. the guy i had danced with. he was now on top of my unknowing body, his hands holding mine tightly, while he grunted and groaned with pleasure.
"Mike!" i tried to scream. But i soon found out that my mouth had been gagged by a sock.
so i lay there, helpless, in pain, watching him have his pleasure,
and as he was pulling his dik out from in me, he came closer and whispered in my ear, " that beer sure was good, wasnt it?"
just so you know, this story is true. it didnt happen to me, however. it happened to my frend, who i will not mention her name. she went to a club and had the same thing happen to her. so take heed, my fellow teens, wen i give you this warning:
NEVER ACCEPT DRINKS WHILE IN A CLUB
it took lead to this happening to you :
http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/hollow_man/rape.jpg
User Reviews
Submitted by SatansPetMonkey (user info) at 2007-01-12 13:37:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
im sorry to drag this shitty post back up from the depths of uberhell... but holy fuck... i thought you were going to use proper grammer and spelling. since when is fuk a word? huh? huh? huh? damn i'm glad you got raped. infact you're probs a skanky crack whore with AIDs by now.... ROFL.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-05-30 21:45:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ahahahahaha
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-11 08:30:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This has 10000 hits.
Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2004-12-01 08:33:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Real or not, someone needs to take an ax to whichever family tree shat you out. You are the unholy poop fruit that fell from its limbs. I'll give you $50 to get yourself neutered.
I hope your hands get run over by a tank so you'd stop writing this drivel. Or Mike could rape them.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2004-11-30 07:25:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Anyone who fell for this is retarded.
Submitted by XBFNoodles (user info) at 2004-11-30 06:53:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
OK, so you know you are a slut? Writing stories like this isn't gonna gain you any respect from me or anybody here.
You're just a little girl with a low self esteem who feels she has to get boys attention by being a slut. Is daddy not a good father? Is that why you are such a slut. You are sad and your stories are too.
Submitted by Oleannder (user info) at 2004-11-27 14:15:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I am willing to bet that you are a mid 40's male who likes to touch himself while he types this kind of crap. Grow up.
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2004-11-27 14:02:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Please don't ever vote or breed
Submitted by tha_rusty_1 (user info) at 2004-11-26 18:30:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i really wish mike would have put it in your ass and then came on ur face.
Submitted by mike18 (user info) at 2004-11-25 21:06:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Mike=P.I.M.P
Submitted by MrRottenTreats (user info) at 2004-11-25 20:49:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fair enough you talk shit. Does everyone who rapes u get called Mike?
I mean "Holding me down, while he put his huge dik in where noone had put anything before" is bull shit.
Because in ur last post you said that 'mike' raped you with his finger.
Also, if this had happened before that, then you lied about being a virgin.
Your posts are shit, your spellings wank and I hate you.
I hope the next person who rapes you, murders you.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-11-25 19:28:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
no
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2004-11-25 08:02:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Tripe. I feel stupider for having read it.
Submitted by thedude (user info) at 2004-11-25 07:29:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I keep on reading your shit by mistake. It doesn't take long to realise that its you, what with the shitty spelling and all. Your writing is like a car crash, so terrible you do not want to see it but something deeply fucked up inside me forces me to stare.
Thank you for making me feel so good about my crappy writing.
Seriously though, maybe if you did a spell check and checked out some of logic (re drinks in teen clubs/15 year old with 21 year old fake id) a little more your stories would be better. And you could inspire people to get up in arms and all that shit about date rape and that other crapo thing you wrote about your bitch fight and other teenage angst shit.
Submitted by Scarlett13 (user info) at 2004-11-25 06:09:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Die die die die die die die
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2004-11-25 01:39:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm going to rate this +1 with the hope that you will learn from your mistakes.
This post is worthless. Everyone older than 15 knows not to accept drinks at a bar.
Dumbass. Seriously, if this isn't a hoax, you need to step back and rethink your shit.
Write something worthwhile next time.
Submitted by Johannafulls (user info) at 2004-11-25 00:52:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Uhm. Hon. If this is your idea of good grammar, go back to second grade.
And they don't serve alcohol at teen clubs.
And seriously, you sound like a Babysitters Club version of a slut.
Kinda pathetic.
but I kind of like you. One of my many flaws.
Submitted by goleafsgo (user info) at 2004-11-24 22:33:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
fail...
Submitted by podium (user info) at 2004-11-24 20:45:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
take that back. minus 2
fuck off uber, no one likes you. 146 heat-WHOOPIE SHIT! LOOK @ YOUR RATING CUNT!
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Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2004-11-24 20:42:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i like the way you use internet language when doing dialogue
i think i would prefer this series if it didn't have all the raping etc
Submitted by podium (user info) at 2004-11-24 20:37:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
you deserved what you got bitch. you're a liar and a whore.
Submitted by Freakmagnet (user info) at 2004-11-24 20:34:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
go ahead and ejaculate to a 13 yer old, u pervert! and u say u know who i am??? whats my real name???
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Boomshiqua?
Submitted by Freakmagnet (user info) at 2004-11-24 20:29:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-11-23 17:36:05 (#)
Ranking: -2
This has to be a longtime user. Who else could manipulate the site so effectively?
Submitted by Freakmagnet (user info) at 2004-11-24 20:28:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Obviously fake, niggers can't blush.
Submitted by Freakmagnet (user info) at 2004-11-24 20:24:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I think Osama bin Ladin is more popular than you.
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2004-11-24 17:51:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Since when does "uh whaaa uuuhh nn aahahh blrurrurur" mean "No!"
Submitted by Asylem (user info) at 2004-11-24 13:40:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
wow. I bet you're a rapist, who tells these stories to get off. You also obviously don't own a spell check program. Next time you rape a 12 year old, feel free to steal his or her money to go buy yourself a copy of Word.
I can't believe i just read all that shit. And Kracka's or wahtever the fuck... isn't a real word. It's crackers! Ritz are my favorite!
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2004-11-24 07:18:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I think this might be Shitfuck, conspicuous in his absence.
Who was cabaretgirl in the end? I was told but can't remember...
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2004-11-24 05:34:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
lookin
pumpin
ful comon girls
wateva
I didn't get any further. Can't read crap like that.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-11-24 05:21:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"Just so you krakers know, this is going to be my first, last, and ONLY post in which i shall use proper english. So savor the grammar while you can, because it will be gone soon "
1) "Krakers" is not a proper English word.
2) Capitalisation of word "I".
3) Improper use of conjunctive "So".
4) Failure to end sentence in a full stop.
If this is your concept of proper English, then seriously, read this post ( http://www.ubersite.com/m/51652 ) and pick up some tips. It WILL be a benefit to you. English is the International business language, so a firm grasp of it will do you no end of good.
I failed all of my A levels, took Foundation English GCSE, and have no qualifications regarded to my job role (I work in the IT industry). However, I am always asked to re-write the MD's letters as he cannot write in proper English. The things I see him write on a daily basis wouldn't pass for an eleven year old's writing.
If on the other hand you're just lazy, you deserve all that you get. Enjoy.
Submitted by Oscar (user info) at 2004-11-24 02:14:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Posting stories about 13-year olds getting raped should be illegal. Cruel and unusual punishment. Hate crimes. Whatever.
Submitted by RouteTwo (user info) at 2004-11-24 02:09:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Besides the fact that this is:
1)Shenanigans, first and foremost
2)Written terribly
I thought it was pretty funny that "some friend of yours" "got raped" when they were "slipped a rufie" from a "16 year old" with a fake I.D. but trusted them in the first place.
Submitted by CaptainAmik (user info) at 2004-11-24 02:08:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
The reasons for this being shit are obvious, but the one that gets me most, is that a bartender would never serve beer or any other drink to a 16 year old with a fake ID. I bartend, there are certain things any bartender knows about under-age serving, one is how to spot a fake. Kill yourself, or continue to write shitty "I got raped and loved it" posts, or better just kill yourself.
Submitted by Adman (user info) at 2004-11-24 01:58:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"1. ok. i know i am a slut. everyone calls me a slut. even my parents. so it wont make a difference if u call me that too.
2. i know im a tease. all the guys look up my skirts. and i let them. its all in good fun. and i gave head b4 to a guy i had met for 10 minutes.
3. i know im gullible. but im not TRYING to be cool. i AM cool.
4. i know im a hore. being a hore means ppl want ur body.
and btw, i really did get raped by mike. just so u know*"
Ahahahahah her parents called her a slut.
Submitted by Adman (user info) at 2004-11-24 01:51:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Is she does post a picture of herself, I'm just going to jerk off so hard...
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2004-11-24 00:33:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
How many strikes do we have?
1. Serving beer in a teen club.
2. "Mike" always seems to get some in these posts.
3. Some parts have no spelling or gramatical errors at all.
You're out. Shenanigans/alter/huge, horrible joke. Just stop already.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-11-23 23:38:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This is funny. This is a funny alter.
Submitted by MoonStone (user info) at 2004-11-23 23:23:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i would have given you a -1 if you didnt keep +2ing your post while replying to flames.
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2004-11-23 22:59:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-11-23 17:39:36 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-11-23 17:36:05 (#)
Ranking: -2
This has to be a longtime user. Who else could manipulate the site so effectively?
Submitted by vajokki (user info) at 2004-11-23 21:51:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You failed to do correct grammar in the first goddamn sentence.
Date rape is fun. Try it. It's best with the guys with the bumps all over their pee-pee.
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-11-23 21:44:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by AlkalineSolo (user info) at 2004-11-23 21:32:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I feel I have redeemed my accident
Submitted by AlkalineSolo (user info) at 2004-11-23 21:31:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by AlkalineSolo (user info) at 2004-11-23 21:31:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
SHIT HELL
Submitted by AlkalineSolo (user info) at 2004-11-23 21:31:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Stop trusting brown haired brown skinned green eyed guys named mike with six packs. They are no good for you.
Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2004-11-23 21:15:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No! NO! NOOO! NOT AGAIN!!!
Submitted by downerSTAIN (user info) at 2004-11-23 21:01:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by immygirl1 (user info) at 2004-11-23 18:11:42 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by downerSTAIN (user info) at 2004-11-23 17:59:32 (#)
Ranking: -2
She-fucking-nanigans. Jesus, even I can see through the bullshit, and that's usually a sign that a) you're a horrible liar or b) I'm really, really high. And I'm definitely not high right now...oh, wait...
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ur mom is shenanigans. she told me to tell you that she wants u to stop niffing her dirty panties. she said its freaking her out.
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Shows how much you know, I sniff my SISTER's panties.
Submitted by vettesrule88 (user info) at 2004-11-23 20:50:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
fuckin rape posts
noone cares you stupid slut
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-23 20:44:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by immygirl1 (user info) at 2004-11-23 19:48:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
u look like u r 40. and hav u heard of jenny craig? try it some time. it will do ur fat ass good. i mean? how much do u weigh? 250 pounds???
I was tempted to give a +1 for this comment alone...immy is stealing my shtick.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-23 20:39:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This just goes to prove the old adage...
34-year-old men shouldn't try to impersonate a 13 year old girl on Ubersite.
Submitted by immygirl1 (user info) at 2004-11-23 20:21:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by FreshPrince (user info) at 2004-11-23 20:11:55 (#)
Ranking: 0
I hate to give this heat, but I really want to see this STOLEN picture....
It will probably be some stupid killy porn...
I remember someone did something like that before...
*researches*
I think it was Spiral...
Got a good memory!
Oh ya, if you really are 13 and a girl (NOT POSSIBLE)
Then promptly, go out of your house, stand on the sidewalk, wait, and when you see a car speeding, run right in front of their car as they get to you...
That is a great game....
I remember the good old days of dodge the car
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oh yeh. u wish it was kiddy porn. u know wat? how bout i take a pic of myself with no top on? thatll be fun...
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-11-23 20:17:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I think I got this as a chain mail.
Do I have to pass it on to 59325872 people so that my crush will liek, like me??
Submitted by FreshPrince (user info) at 2004-11-23 20:11:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I hate to give this heat, but I really want to see this STOLEN picture....
It will probably be some stupid killy porn...
I remember someone did something like that before...
*researches*
I think it was Spiral...
Got a good memory!
Oh ya, if you really are 13 and a girl (NOT POSSIBLE)
Then promptly, go out of your house, stand on the sidewalk, wait, and when you see a car speeding, run right in front of their car as they get to you...
That is a great game....
I remember the good old days of dodge the car
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-11-23 20:02:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2004-11-23 19:57:19 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shizae (user info) at 2004-11-23 19:02:52 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-11-23 18:30:51 (#)
Ranking: -2
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP REVIEWING HER FUCKING POSTS
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Seriously now, could we all leave this shit alone and then her posts will soon drop from Most Heated and hopefully our eyes shall never again be so viciously raped by this crap.
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Ooooo, Sweet Irony.
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Oooh! Even more irony! Get it? cause the taste of...forget it.
-2dieplz
Submitted by immygirl1 (user info) at 2004-11-23 20:01:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-11-23 19:53:38 (#)
Ranking: -2
Let's see your picture, doll.
Oh wait. You're somone's alter. How could I forget?
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ok. ill put my pic up tomorow wen i go to the library (my scanner is broken).
Submitted by immygirl1 (user info) at 2004-11-23 19:57:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2004-11-23 19:50:12 (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh yeah, I forgot to mention. If you really did get raped, though I highly doubt you did, you completely and utterly deserve it. Not because you're a horrible writer and a waste of everyone's time (which you are, by the way), but because you're a dumbass in general.
-You are a slut. Even while describing your rape, you take time to mention mike's "huge dik." You fucking liked it, it wasn't rape.
-You are a tease. You dressed like a French prostitute and got all the negative attention that comes with that. "My light blue flirty mini skirt" gave you away as someone just begging for the manmeat.
-You are a gullible moron. You're drinking beer at age 13, just to be "cool." Brilliant.
-You are a hypocrite. http://www.ubersite.com/m/51584 "lojope is a fucking hore," eh? Who's the "hore" now?
It's people like you that make a horrible subject like rape even worse.
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1. ok. i know i am a slut. everyone calls me a slut. even my parents. so it wont make a difference if u call me that too.
2. i know im a tease. all the guys look up my skirts. and i let them. its all in good fun. and i gave head b4 to a guy i had met for 10 minutes.
3. i know im gullible. but im not TRYING to be cool. i AM cool.
4. i know im a hore. being a hore means ppl want ur body.
and btw, i really did get raped by mike. just so u know*
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2004-11-23 19:57:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shizae (user info) at 2004-11-23 19:02:52 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-11-23 18:30:51 (#)
Ranking: -2
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP REVIEWING HER FUCKING POSTS
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Seriously now, could we all leave this shit alone and then her posts will soon drop from Most Heated and hopefully our eyes shall never again be so viciously raped by this crap.
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Ooooo, Sweet Irony.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-11-23 19:53:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Let's see your picture, doll.
Oh wait. You're somone's alter. How could I forget?
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2004-11-23 19:50:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh yeah, I forgot to mention. If you really did get raped, though I highly doubt you did, you completely and utterly deserve it. Not because you're a horrible writer and a waste of everyone's time (which you are, by the way), but because you're a dumbass in general.
-You are a slut. Even while describing your rape, you take time to mention mike's "huge dik." You fucking liked it, it wasn't rape.
-You are a tease. You dressed like a French prostitute and got all the negative attention that comes with that. "My light blue flirty mini skirt" gave you away as someone just begging for the manmeat.
-You are a gullible moron. You're drinking beer at age 13, just to be "cool." Brilliant.
-You are a hypocrite. http://www.ubersite.com/m/51584 "lojope is a fucking hore," eh? Who's the "hore" now?
It's people like you that make a horrible subject like rape even worse.
Submitted by immygirl1 (user info) at 2004-11-23 19:48:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
u look like u r 40. and hav u heard of jenny craig? try it some time. it will do ur fat ass good. i mean? how much do u weigh? 250 pounds???
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-11-23 19:43:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm 19, moron.
Submitted by immygirl1 (user info) at 2004-11-23 19:42:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i dont care about ur feelings. i saw ur pic. u r old, wrinkly, and fukin ugly.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-11-23 19:41:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh no, my poor feelings.
Submitted by immygirl1 (user info) at 2004-11-23 19:38:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
queen ashley u r fukin ugly
Submitted by immygirl1 (user info) at 2004-11-23 19:35:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2004-11-23 19:29:03 (#)
Ranking: -2
It'd be hysterical if this immy was really Koolmang.
Seriously, there's some real logic behind the idea. Koolmang seems to have finally disappeared, even after numerous comeback attempts with new usernames. Then, this immy girl shows up and starts getting most heated left and right, and hits up the wazoo. Let's face it, Koolmang was the king of getting noticed for the most stupid of shit. Also, Koolmang hates "niggers," and this immy person isn't really doing a service for the black community, if you know what I mean.
Ah well. Koolmang or not, this person's still a dumbass, -2 for you.
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actually, i hav never met this "koolmang" person. i told u fukas already. im not a fukin alter. this is my FIRST fukin account. if one more person says im an alter, ill fuk em
Submitted by immygirl1 (user info) at 2004-11-23 19:34:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2004-11-23 19:25:25 (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey Immy, I'm 18, wanna fuck?
I can get on top of you and fuck you so hard with my finger, and then write a shitty post about it!
TEHN I CUD GET ON MOST HEETED N THEN I CUD GET ATTN HEHEHEHEHEHELOLOLOLOLROFLCOPTER!
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sure! ill soooo fuk u. then ur sperms and my eggs can create uberbabies to rule the uberworld. but theres a catch: are u blak? and do u have good use of ur finger?
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-11-23 19:33:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No club worth going to lets in anyone under 18. The really good ones don't let people under 21 in, but no good ones let minors in. Sorry, -2 die.
Submitted by immygirl1 (user info) at 2004-11-23 19:32:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sketch9 (user info) at 2004-11-23 19:23:51 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by immygirl1 (user info) at 2004-11-23 19:20:53 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sketch9 (user info) at 2004-11-23 19:17:33 (#)
Ranking: -2
i would stop reviewing... but....
i just have the feeling that this is some 19 year old kid named mike.... probably because "mike" gets some in all her posts.
Give it up Mike! We're on to you! And you still have a pizza face and no friends! Nothing has changed since high school!
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actually, im not mike. my name is fukin immy. get over it
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let it go Mike. There's no use trying to hide behind your poorly constructed alter-ego. besides, they dont serve fucking beer in under-age clubs. you fucking dipshit.
So come on now Mike... fess up.
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the only thing i will fess up to is u being a pedophile on the prowl for some wet 13 yer old cunt. well guess wat? u cant hav any
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2004-11-23 19:29:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
It'd be hysterical if this immy was really Koolmang.
Seriously, there's some real logic behind the idea. Koolmang seems to have finally disappeared, even after numerous comeback attempts with new usernames. Then, this immy girl shows up and starts getting most heated left and right, and hits up the wazoo. Let's face it, Koolmang was the king of getting noticed for the most stupid of shit. Also, Koolmang hates "niggers," and this immy person isn't really doing a service for the black community, if you know what I mean.
Ah well. Koolmang or not, this person's still a dumbass, -2 for you.
Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2004-11-23 19:25:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey Immy, I'm 18, wanna fuck?
I can get on top of you and fuck you so hard with my finger, and then write a shitty post about it!
TEHN I CUD GET ON MOST HEETED N THEN I CUD GET ATTN HEHEHEHEHEHELOLOLOLOLROFLCOPTER!
Submitted by sketch9 (user info) at 2004-11-23 19:23:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by immygirl1 (user info) at 2004-11-23 19:20:53 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sketch9 (user info) at 2004-11-23 19:17:33 (#)
Ranking: -2
i would stop reviewing... but....
i just have the feeling that this is some 19 year old kid named mike.... probably because "mike" gets some in all her posts.
Give it up Mike! We're on to you! And you still have a pizza face and no friends! Nothing has changed since high school!
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actually, im not mike. my name is fukin immy. get over it
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let it go Mike. There's no use trying to hide behind your poorly constructed alter-ego. besides, they dont serve fucking beer in under-age clubs. you fucking dipshit.
So come on now Mike... fess up.
Submitted by immygirl1 (user info) at 2004-11-23 19:21:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
watever phinch. go fuk urself
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-11-23 19:21:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
honestly, I really don't think Ubersite is a place for you Immy.
Submitted by immygirl1 (user info) at 2004-11-23 19:20:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sketch9 (user info) at 2004-11-23 19:17:33 (#)
Ranking: -2
i would stop reviewing... but....
i just have the feeling that this is some 19 year old kid named mike.... probably because "mike" gets some in all her posts.
Give it up Mike! We're on to you! And you still have a pizza face and no friends! Nothing has changed since high school!
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actually, im not mike. my name is fukin immy. get over it
Submitted by immygirl1 (user info) at 2004-11-23 19:19:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JenBee (user info) at 2004-11-23 18:51:23 (#)
Ranking: 0
jsms cutey.
J_____ S_______ Middle School Cutey?
I'm sorry, I've been trying to figure out the meaning of this name for two days now.
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ok. ill give u a hint. the j stands for jonas. u have to guess wat the s stands for.
Submitted by sketch9 (user info) at 2004-11-23 19:17:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i would stop reviewing... but....
i just have the feeling that this is some 19 year old kid named mike.... probably because "mike" gets some in all her posts.
Give it up Mike! We're on to you! And you still have a pizza face and no friends! Nothing has changed since high school!
Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2004-11-23 19:17:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Still Shitty.
Kill Yourself.
Submitted by Shizae (user info) at 2004-11-23 19:02:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-11-23 18:30:51 (#)
Ranking: -2
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP REVIEWING HER FUCKING POSTS
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Seriously now, could we all leave this shit alone and then her posts will soon drop from Most Heated and hopefully our eyes shall never again be so viciously raped by this crap.
Submitted by JenBee (user info) at 2004-11-23 18:55:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by immygirl1 (user info) at 2004-11-23 18:11:42 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by downerSTAIN (user info) at 2004-11-23 17:59:32 (#)
Ranking: -2
She-fucking-nanigans. Jesus, even I can see through the bullshit, and that's usually a sign that a) you're a horrible liar or b) I'm really, really high. And I'm definitely not high right now...oh, wait...
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ur mom is shenanigans. she told me to tell you that she wants u to stop niffing her dirty panties. she said its freaking her out.
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niffing? Is some weird British slang I haven't been let in on yet???
Wait.
Niffing.
Sniffing.
oooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Submitted by immygirl1 (user info) at 2004-11-23 18:53:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-11-23 18:30:51 (#)
Ranking: -2
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP REVIEWING HER FUCKING POSTS
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omg!!!! comik book guy!!!! u are my idol!!!! thank u for visiting my shitty post!!! i will now leave ur humble prescence now...
Submitted by Impassive-Digressive (user info) at 2004-11-23 18:52:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I want to gut you from crotch to sternum like a rainbow trout and bathe in the stupid that gushes forth.
Submitted by JenBee (user info) at 2004-11-23 18:51:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
jsms cutey.
J_____ S_______ Middle School Cutey?
I'm sorry, I've been trying to figure out the meaning of this name for two days now.
Submitted by immygirl1 (user info) at 2004-11-23 18:31:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-11-23 18:30:06 (#)
Ranking: -2
In the first fucking paragraph I found several grammatical mistakes.
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noone caress!!!!! u r a faggg!!!!!!!! leave the site!!!!
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-11-23 18:30:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP REVIEWING HER FUCKING POSTS
Submitted by immygirl1 (user info) at 2004-11-23 18:30:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2004-11-23 18:23:19 (#)
Ranking: 0
holy crap... she finally said something that made me laugh... your mom is shenanigans. I've got to use that on someone right away....
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i am glad i made u laugh.... oh and by the way, fuk u.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-11-23 18:30:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
In the first fucking paragraph I found several grammatical mistakes.
Submitted by immygirl1 (user info) at 2004-11-23 18:28:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-11-23 18:16:39 (#)
Ranking: 0
godammit!
didn't I say my balls were aching????
<ejaculates>
p.s I know who you are.
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go ahead and ejaculate to a 13 yer old, u pervert! and u say u know who i am??? whats my real name???
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2004-11-23 18:23:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
holy crap... she finally said something that made me laugh... your mom is shenanigans. I've got to use that on someone right away....
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-11-23 18:19:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
It's funny how in spots if the random spelling errors were removed it would be semi-well written
This alter is faltering
On a side note. When did they serve alcohol in a teen club? Oh yea NEVER
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2004-11-23 18:16:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Am i too new to play the shenanigens card?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-11-23 18:16:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
godammit!
didn't I say my balls were aching????
<ejaculates>
p.s I know who you are.
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-11-23 18:13:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
tell me about it
Submitted by immygirl1 (user info) at 2004-11-23 18:11:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by downerSTAIN (user info) at 2004-11-23 17:59:32 (#)
Ranking: -2
She-fucking-nanigans. Jesus, even I can see through the bullshit, and that's usually a sign that a) you're a horrible liar or b) I'm really, really high. And I'm definitely not high right now...oh, wait...
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ur mom is shenanigans. she told me to tell you that she wants u to stop niffing her dirty panties. she said its freaking her out.
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-11-23 18:11:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm that rapist.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2004-11-23 18:09:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/40081
Submitted by Dustbrother (user info) at 2004-11-23 18:08:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Why God.
Submitted by CoreaPeekay (user info) at 2004-11-23 18:01:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by downerSTAIN (user info) at 2004-11-23 17:59:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
She-fucking-nanigans. Jesus, even I can see through the bullshit, and that's usually a sign that a) you're a horrible liar or b) I'm really, really high. And I'm definitely not high right now...oh, wait...
Submitted by briancte (user info) at 2004-11-23 17:55:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
dumb cunt shouldn't play hard to get. Should've been like "wana fuck?"
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2004-11-23 17:55:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
sexual predator alert
Submitted by ardubs (user info) at 2004-11-23 17:53:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Despite how terribly agonizing this guy's "posts" are, the soul-crushing comments are fucking beautiful.
Submitted by immygirl1 (user info) at 2004-11-23 17:51:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by acrog (user info) at 2004-11-23 17:38:12 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by immygirl1 (user info) at 2004-11-23 17:28:40 (#)
Ranking: 2
actually he got the beer from a place outside the bar, riight next door.
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that makes even less sense, how'd he get it in. did he have a cooler should down his pants?
You're just looking for heat.
I doubt you're in 8th grade or even a girl
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fuk u acrog. i will prove im a 8th grade girl by becoming a camwhore!!!!!! then u shall see im tellin the truth
Submitted by immygirl1 (user info) at 2004-11-23 17:49:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by houseman (user info) at 2004-11-23 17:45:01 (#)
Ranking: -2
-10 because I dislike immy so much and am sick of reading this bullshit
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oh stop hatin on me. and btw if u r sik of the bullshit, u can just shove it up ur ass
Submitted by immygirl1 (user info) at 2004-11-23 17:47:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-11-23 17:36:05 (#)
Ranking: -2
This has to be a longtime user. Who else could manipulate the site so effectively?
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actally, pervert, this is my first and only account. i guess i know how to get heat because i am just better than u. plus, i hav prior exprience on neopets and cokemusic. see? everywhere i go ppl love me!!!
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-11-23 17:46:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Yes. Yes, it does.
Submitted by immygirl1 (user info) at 2004-11-23 17:45:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2004-11-23 17:37:56 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by immygirl1 (user info) at 2004-11-23 17:31:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
yall r just hatin cuz im fukin sexier than youll eva be!! im puttin up my pic tomorow
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Sweet! 8th grade punany. You even have hair down there yet?
haha
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fuk u spook. u make me sik. y do u want to know????
Submitted by houseman (user info) at 2004-11-23 17:45:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
-10 because I dislike immy so much and am sick of reading this bullshit
Submitted by DrPresident (user info) at 2004-11-23 17:41:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Only slightly better than the other crap.
Submitted by acrog (user info) at 2004-11-23 17:41:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-11-23 17:39:36 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-11-23 17:36:05 (#)
Ranking: -2
This has to be a longtime user. Who else could manipulate the site so effectively?
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most likely
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-11-23 17:39:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-11-23 17:36:05 (#)
Ranking: -2
This has to be a longtime user. Who else could manipulate the site so effectively?
Submitted by acrog (user info) at 2004-11-23 17:38:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by immygirl1 (user info) at 2004-11-23 17:28:40 (#)
Ranking: 2
actually he got the beer from a place outside the bar, riight next door.
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that makes even less sense, how'd he get it in. did he have a cooler should down his pants?
You're just looking for heat.
I doubt you're in 8th grade or even a girl
You sound like a dude that get's off on underage girls talking slutty, so you make up things that you imagine one of them saying
ladies and gentleman, we here have a potential sexual predator
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2004-11-23 17:37:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by immygirl1 (user info) at 2004-11-23 17:31:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
yall r just hatin cuz im fukin sexier than youll eva be!! im puttin up my pic tomorow
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Sweet! 8th grade punany. You even have hair down there yet?
haha
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-11-23 17:36:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This has to be a longtime user. Who else could manipulate the site so effectively?
Submitted by immygirl1 (user info) at 2004-11-23 17:33:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
y dont u go fuk urself mickginney? can u do that? ok. thanx.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-11-23 17:32:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Just so you krakers know, this is going to be my first, last, and ONLY post in which i shall use proper english. So savor the grammar while you can, because it will be gone soon
could you just make it your first, last, and ONLY post period? thanks, you're the best.
Submitted by immygirl1 (user info) at 2004-11-23 17:31:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yall r just hatin cuz im fukin sexier than youll eva be!! im puttin up my pic tomorow
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2004-11-23 17:30:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Throw yourself off a bridge
Submitted by immygirl1 (user info) at 2004-11-23 17:29:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
fuk u all
Submitted by immygirl1 (user info) at 2004-11-23 17:28:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
actually he got the beer from a place outside the bar, riight next door.
and i guess i lied about the grammar. oh well!
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2004-11-23 17:28:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, you know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just
have to read the manual and press the right button.
-- Homer Simpson
Homer Defined
Submitted by acrog (user info) at 2004-11-23 17:26:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
BULLSHIT!
they do not serve beer on teen nights at clubs.
that's why it's called teen night dumbass.
There are college nights where they serve beer , but you have to be 18 to get in.
I'm very tired of you
Submitted by Wuzi (user info) at 2004-11-23 17:22:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
-1 because you lied about using propper grammar
Names need capital letters!
Submitted by immygirl1 (user info) at 2004-11-23 17:20:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 ppl! +2!!!!