plz isn't a word. NSFW. (1179 hits)
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Submitted by kari-o! (View user info) at 2004-11-24 00:00:30 EST
Ahoy. this is my first post. kill me.
Is it me, or are kids today really fucking stupid? Yes, I myself am a 'kid' (16) and i'm pretty fucking stupid sometimes but this is just riduculous.
If you're 13+ and you can't spell the word "people" or "please" right, you're a fucking idiot.
If you're 13+ and you're *still* obsessed with spongebob, you're a fucking idiot.
If you're a white kid who listens to 'rap' and wear baggy clothing and those stupid du~rags to make yourself look black, you're a BIG fucking idiot.
If you shop at hot topic because they sell the best punk/goth clothing, go kill yourself. fucktard.
hot topic is nothing but prepackaged labels for little idiots wanting to spend daddy's money on 90 pairs of jeans they can go to goodwill and get for 5 bucks so they can look 'punk'. whatever the fuck that is.
My first post sucks. i don't have anything to write about.
I saw this homeless guy standing at the light by walmart last week. i gave him potato wedges. mmmm.
Don't worry, I'm working on something.
-Kari~o
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Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-11-24 13:30:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the vultures.
But seriously yo. Step off Spongebob. He rocks.
Submitted by ardubs (user info) at 2004-11-24 13:15:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"My first post sucks. i don't have anything to write about."
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-11-24 10:17:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm 25...
I still watch Spongebob.
And Dexter's Laboratory.
And Powerpuff G... Wait... Nah, fuck it. I watch PowerPuff Girls.
I watch the new He-Man and cry... It's just not the same...
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-11-24 09:10:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Don't take it personally. Blame your parents.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2004-11-24 08:53:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Have you ever actually watched Spongebob? Its the best shit ever, and this is coming from one of the coolest people on the planet...
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2004-11-24 08:48:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, `no attitude,' eh? Not `in your face,' huh? Well, you can cram it
with walnuts, ugly!
-- Homer Simpson
The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show
Submitted by xenon (user info) at 2004-11-24 07:54:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
idiot
Submitted by Ivy (user info) at 2004-11-24 07:43:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
OH FUNNY! She read Kai's "welcome to ubersite post " and really thought NSFW meant "Newbie, Safe for Work"! Heh!
You're a very negative little girl Kari-o.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-11-24 06:35:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
chaps,
this is obviously done by kai.
it ticks all the boxes on his n00bs post.
Submitted by cheesedick (user info) at 2004-11-24 06:22:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
WHAT IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK ABOUT THIS??
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2004-11-24 06:21:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
The only reason why this isnt a -2 is because although it was undiluted catshit, there wasnt much of it.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-11-24 06:06:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for random shit.
Do you know what's even WORSE than all those things?
We're not fucking.
Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-11-24 04:24:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Are you ready kids?
Aye-aye Captain.
I can't hear you...
Aye-Aye Captain!!
Oh! Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
SpongeBob SquarePants!
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he!
SpongeBob SquarePants!
If nautical nonsense be something you wish...
SpongeBob SquarePants!
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
SpongeBob SquarePants!
Ready?
SpongeBob SquarePants! SpongeBob SquarePants! SpongeBob SquarePants!
SpongeBob.... SquarePants! Haha.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-11-24 04:10:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
we let you live
for now
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-11-24 02:29:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by vajokki (user info) at 2004-11-24 02:17:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for ...oh why the hell not.
Submitted by RouteTwo (user info) at 2004-11-24 02:15:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by CaptainAmik (user info) at 2004-11-24 01:12:11 (#)
Ranking: -2
A plethora of things come to mind when I read this, the first being how I want to kick you in your face.
A. Spongebob, although made for kids...still kinda funny.
B. Rap music is not all that bad, I'm white and I have few rap tunes in my music selection.
3. Fuck you and your little "we are so cool" posse, who the fuck cares where someone shops, let people go to their stores get the clothes they like, not everyone needs to shop at Value Village to be "in".
As you are the young and naive, I will stop, let that sink in, and let you ponder over the second word in my reply.
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haha. value village.
Submitted by CaptainAmik (user info) at 2004-11-24 01:12:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
A plethora of things come to mind when I read this, the first being how I want to kick you in your face.
A. Spongebob, although made for kids...still kinda funny.
B. Rap music is not all that bad, I'm white and I have few rap tunes in my music selection.
3. Fuck you and your little "we are so cool" posse, who the fuck cares where someone shops, let people go to their stores get the clothes they like, not everyone needs to shop at Value Village to be "in".
As you are the young and naive, I will stop, let that sink in, and let you ponder over the second word in my reply.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2004-11-24 00:46:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2004-11-24 00:40:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
"If you're 13+ and you're *still* obsessed with spongebob, you're a fucking idiot."
+2 for that line. I saw this really old guy (by old, I mean about 70 or so) walking through a mall a few days ago, wearing a Spongebob shirt. It was...unsettling.
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So? I have a Best Grandpa Ever shirt that I found on the basketball court.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2004-11-24 00:40:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"If you're 13+ and you're *still* obsessed with spongebob, you're a fucking idiot."
+2 for that line. I saw this really old guy (by old, I mean about 70 or so) walking through a mall a few days ago, wearing a Spongebob shirt. It was...unsettling.
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2004-11-24 00:34:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-11-24 00:29:05 (#)
Ranking: 2
Keep inmind this is not a blog, it's not a chatroom. It's like a Forum's retarded little brother.
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words of wisdom.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2004-11-24 00:33:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
The last thing we need here is more people like you - morons.
Please leave and come back in four years (or however long it takes) when you realize that you're just as stupid as the 'idiots' you described.
Now go to bed. It's a school night.
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-11-24 00:29:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's a pleasure to give you your first +2.
What's Not-Safe-For-Work about this post? Or did you fall for the fake one saying NEWBIE!-Safe-for-work?
Just post somthing with more humor. Keep inmind this is not a blog, it's not a chatroom. It's like a Forum's retarded little brother.
Keep it real -
I always do.
Submitted by hcp28 (user info) at 2004-11-24 00:21:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Here is a novel idea. If you know your post is going to suck, don't post it.
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2004-11-24 00:18:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Did you know that Hot Topic is owned by the same corporation that owns The Gap?
Post a better post next time.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-11-24 00:07:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't give a shit how good looking you are, assuming that's your picture. If you have nothing to write, don't post. It's as simple as that.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-11-24 00:04:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Marge, try to understand. There are two kinds of college students: jocks
and nerds. As a jock, it is my duty to give nerds a hard time.
-- Homer Simpson
Homer Goes to College
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2004-11-24 00:03:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
for being nice to the homeless. Everything else about this post reeked of suckatude.
Submitted by lessthanfour (user info) at 2004-11-24 00:03:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
If you're stealing sthick from Jeff Foxworthy....