Little Xmas joke for you.....cheesey but cool (833 hits)
Category: HumorRating: -0.88 on 8 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Jack Davison <cushdybernard.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-11-24 14:14:45 EST
Ok ok I spend too much time working in my little shop in the countryside of SE England.Heres one some old lady told me that made me laugh.....
Pardon me if its old.
3 blokes(thats men to those of you who aren't english((by the way am i the only non-american on Uber?)))in a pub,
landlord:''its coming up to Christmas lads,I want you all to go out and find something Christmasy then bring it back so I can decorate my pub with it''
few hours later....
bloke1 walks in with some holly,and is congratulated by the landlord.good pick.
bloke2 walks in with an nice little angel,very Christmasy.Is congratualted by the landlord.
bloke3 walks in with a pair of dirty old knickers.''how the fuck is that Christmasy?'' the others say.''its very Christmasy,they are Carols''he says.
hahahahahaha:S
User Reviews
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-11-24 15:27:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
That joke sucked incredible amounts of cock.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-11-24 14:48:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fellow Englishman = Giving the rest of us a bad name. This is a proper joke.
A guy rides up to a hardware store and walks in. He asks the clerk "Have you got any White paint?" The clerk replies "No mate, sorry. I've only got black."
The customer offers him a relaxed look, points outside and says "Nah it's ok, i've got my bike."
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2004-11-24 14:41:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
A guy walks into the bar. The busty barmaid asks him "what do you want". The man answers "I think I'll have an innuendo".
So she gave him one.
LOLOMGWTF!!!1ELEVEN
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-11-24 14:36:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
My sister's name is Carol...
OK, it's not...
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-11-24 14:35:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
English people suck
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2004-11-24 14:31:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fellow Englishman = auto 2+
Although it kills me to give it to this post.
Return the favour and read some of my stuff.
Submitted by xenon (user info) at 2004-11-24 14:28:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
at least type legibly, brit.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2004-11-24 14:25:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
gay. carol's niggers?