The time I taped my sister fucking the family dog. (46571 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dirty HumorRating: -0.75 on 22 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by kari-o! (View user info) at 2004-11-24 15:23:26 EST
[Actually, my first post wasn't safe for work. and no, i didn't read the fake welcome thing. i selected the wrong picture. bite it.]
Way back in the day, maybe 6th grade my sister was still living with me. My sister was strange, let me tell you. She'd take our dog into her room, close the door and i'd hear moaning coming from behind her door. Not "this bed is so comfy" or "oh my god i'm so tired" but fuck moaning. It sounded like she was getting it up the ass. I thought that she had sneaked her boyfriend in, but then he called. Hmmm. Masturbation? I think not.
So, i decided to find out what the fuck was going on.
With my hidden camera. muahaha.
She was out at work, and i had just gotten this ubercool teensy camera off of ebay. I set it up behind all of her stuffed animals and waited for her arrival home. Nothing happened the first night, I was kinda disappointed. But I decided i'd leave it in there for a few day just to see what she might do. The next night, she let loose.
It was 9:00 and she took the dog (Homer) into her room. Time for the fun.
I turned the little TV on and watched. It started innocently enough, some petting and hugging. Then the freaky shit started happening. My sister jumped on her bed, and dragged Homer (who was a 2 year black lab male) onto the bed with her.
She started sucking the dog off.
If you think I'm kidding, you have another thing coming.
That thing is peanut butter.
My sister smeared so much peanut butter on her pussy the dog couldn't wait to lick it off. And he did. every last bit of it. My sister was just moaning and yelling her fucking brains out. Being the loving sister I am, I ran into her room thinking she was in awful touble! Har.
Of couse I caught her off gaurd, and she froze. Homer was still lickin' away.
I laughed and said "HAHA! NASTY BITCH. DAD IS GONNA LOVE SEEING THIS. I HAVE IT ALL ON TAPE! ::points to hidden camera::"
I get half of her paycheck every month now.
I thought it was pretty funny, considering this is the best fucking blackmail ever.
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Submitted by cheruboo (user info) at 2005-01-23 14:05:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
dont -2 people when your posts are even shittier than mine.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2004-12-30 01:25:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-12-30 01:24:51 EST (#)
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Shenanigans.
Asshole.
Submitted by lizzard (user info) at 2004-12-30 01:24:29 EST (#)
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at least one part of her family wont procreate. go darwinism
Submitted by kochier (user info) at 2004-12-30 01:11:28 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-11-25 14:07:47 EST (#)
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http://goat.cx
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-11-25 13:55:04 EST (#)
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Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-11-24 15:34:48 (#)
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The time I taped my sister fucking the family dog or Beadles About"""
shouldn't that be BEAGLES about???
Submitted by CaptainAmik (user info) at 2004-11-25 13:42:07 EST (#)
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I think there are some grades in school that you should be repeating.
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2004-11-24 22:15:56 EST (#)
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I like to think people like that dont really exist.
Submitted by briancte (user info) at 2004-11-24 17:45:14 EST (#)
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so were's the video jurk off?
Submitted by Robert_of_Duluth (user info) at 2004-11-24 17:39:35 EST (#)
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made-up garbage
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2004-11-24 17:17:28 EST (#)
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All you would have had to do was turn the blackmail into making her have sex with you and this coulda been a shitty quality porn story instead of a shitty quality post,].
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-11-24 17:07:10 EST (#)
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what are you, 13? 12? FUCK OFF.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-11-24 16:41:28 EST (#)
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Sorry, I was dry-heaving... I otherwise would have...
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2004-11-24 16:22:36 EST (#)
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why has no one else called shenanigans?
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2004-11-24 15:37:54 EST (#)
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REALLY! THAT IS SOOOO INTERESTING!
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2004-11-24 15:34:58 EST (#)
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If there is any hope left for humanity, please god let this be untrue.
What the fuck is wrong with you people?
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-11-24 15:34:48 EST (#)
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The time I taped my sister fucking the family dog or Beadles About.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2004-11-24 15:33:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
alright then. So this is gross, badly written, and.. um.. gross.
Plus, the bit at the beginning being bitchy just because you're a wank who can't click the right file was ridiculous.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-11-24 15:28:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I just threw up in my mouth...
Submitted by Shizae (user info) at 2004-11-24 15:27:19 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by cexshun (user info) at 2004-11-24 15:26:02 EST (#)
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You can't depend on me all your lives. You have to learn that there's a
little Homer Simpson in all of us.
-- Homer Simpson