I'll be unavailable (545 hits)
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Submitted by disgruntled (View user info) at 2004-11-24 17:16:18 EST
Hello my brown patches of color, characterized by the ability to compress and decompress air in a rapid succession, producing enormous amounts of putrid stinking brown patches, and obtaining large amounts of organic material and hiding it inside your noise holes.
I shall be unavailable over the next few days because a few hundred years ago, a bunch of jebus freaks decided to dig up indian graves, steal their buried possessions, beg them for food and *knowingly* give them all sorts of diseases. For that, we're thankful, and we celebrate that fact by grabbing any arbitrary turkey and fisting it.
Since the college will be closed because ramming random shit up a turkey's ass is such a noble deed, I won't have internet access...
Not to worry, though, because none of us belongs to the turkey's specie (turkeyus maximus gaping assholus). Therefore, you should count your blessings, you ungrateful blobs of color.
Oh and also, remember:
User Reviews
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2004-11-24 18:57:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
who the hell ARE you?
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-11-24 18:52:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh well, never mind.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-11-24 18:11:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I saw a porno once where a guy fucked a turkey, spewed on it & cooked it for his friends.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-11-24 18:11:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I chuckled.
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2004-11-24 17:28:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
who cares
I hope you catch ebola
GO BEARS WOO!!!