i almost felt sorry for the lady at the window (679 hits)
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Submitted by hubert (View user info) at 2004-11-24 21:21:13 EST
timeline:
11:36 am
Went to McDonald's. Purchased 10pc Nuggets meal, 4 cheeseburgers, 2 apple pies, and a BigMac (no onions)
11:58
Opened BigMac container aproximately 20 miles away from purchase location. Discovered onions on said BigMac.
11:59
Wife attempted to remove onions, largely to no avail.
12:03
Placed telephone call to McDonald's to complain. Was told that I would receive a free BigMac upon next visit. My reply of "but I'm hungry now" returned no result.
12:11
Stopped at next McDonald's. Request for free BigMac at that location, with suggestion of having reimbursement sent from first McDonald's met with confusion.
12:12
Bought and ate new BigMac (no onions).
12:15
Placed original BigMac in trunk.
12:16
Proceeded to Galveston from Houston for day of fun.
9:12
Removed first BigMac from trunk.
9:22
Returned to first McDonald's. Pulled up to Drivethru window. Request return of money paid for first BigMac. Provided receipt upon request. Provided first BigMac in its entirety (though one section was chewed, it was still provided). McDonald's employee did not take BigMac from my possession.
9:24
Left McDonald's victorious with my $2.19.
9:25 - 2:53am
Celebration.
Thank you and goodnight.
User Reviews
Submitted by TheGirlWithoutATitle (user info) at 2005-07-13 05:21:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 for saying "thank you."
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-07-13 04:44:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-07-09 00:19:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Screw every one else. The formatting was perfect for what it was about.
"So, after a long week of work, I thought 'Hey! How about I go to McDonalds!' I had been considering it for the last few days..."
C'mon.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-07-09 00:09:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
good for you. fuck mcdonalds.
Submitted by Spuds002 (user info) at 2005-07-08 23:55:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
bwaaaa ha aha ha ha ha ah
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2004-11-24 22:54:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i liked the format
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-11-24 22:50:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Kickass..
..pie..
Submitted by goleafsgo (user info) at 2004-11-24 22:37:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
10:32 - Started reading timeline
10:33 - Finished reading timeline
10:45 - Going to feel extremly upset for having given this a +1
Submitted by Joemama (user info) at 2004-11-24 22:06:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
never mind.......just try not to poison yourself anymore
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2004-11-24 21:53:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The end of the universe is in Houston. On one side of a street there is a Starbucks. On right across the street from that Starbucks, is a Starbucks.
If you stand between the 2 of them and look at your watch, time stands still.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-11-24 21:48:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It is kinda funny that Houston was the fattest city in the USA for 3 years in a row before it dropped down a little. (Detroit overtook it). Texas owns most the cities on the "top 10 fattest" list. That's a fact.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-11-24 21:46:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jarvis (user info) at 2004-11-24 21:39:01 (#)
Ranking: 0
Just eat the fucking onions.
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yeah
Submitted by Jo_of_the_golden_P (user info) at 2004-11-24 21:45:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
heh heh heh
Submitted by Impassive-Digressive (user info) at 2004-11-24 21:41:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
So you went to Houston for a day of fun and wrote about visiting McDonalds? Must've been a great day in Houston.
Solid zero.
Submitted by Jarvis (user info) at 2004-11-24 21:39:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Just eat the fucking onions.
Submitted by AlkalineSolo (user info) at 2004-11-24 21:23:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Try it with capitals, and in a story format.