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Snow Leopards (476 hits)

Category: Computers & Internet

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Submitted by Surge <macdaddysurge.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-11-25 01:52:18 EST


I was walking down the street when I saw an interesting sight. A snow leopard was following me not to far behind. I turned to have a look-see at the beautiful beast only to find that she was pregnant and had huge nipples. Just the sight of her had me sexually aroused. I continued on as if I hadn't seen her until I had finally gotten home. I conspicuously left the front door open and went into my room to change. I was completely naked by the time she found her way into my room, and to my surprise she was too. Her tail waived around like a sexual snake. I didn't even bother to ask her if she had closed the front door. She pounced on my bed and started secreting her sexual essence. I immediately turned into a raging animal and preceded to insert my tender steak into her heated oven. The whole room started to smell like some sexual thing. The passion was boosted when she started lactating all over my bed. Not being wasteful I grabbed a rag and squeezed what I could into my baby bottle, and drank it till I had my fill. It was the best snow leopard sex I've ever had.

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Submitted by Return_Of_Surge (user info) at 2004-11-25 22:39:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

its worth its weight in gold

Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2004-11-25 07:03:20 EST (#)
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good thinking with the baby bottle, it's a terrible shame to let snow leopard milk go to waste

Submitted by Dustbrother (user info) at 2004-11-25 06:05:23 EST (#)
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Double-U-Tee-EFF

I liked it.

Submitted by Return_Of_Surge (user info) at 2004-11-25 01:54:31 EST (#)
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just dont say anything to mr mountain lion


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