Why my cat has a big Fat ass (1486 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -0.04 on 31 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Tigre (View user info) at 2004-11-25 02:12:45 EST
Sorry for the shitty pic(my camera hasn't been cooperating with me very well).
This, I kid you not, is the daily breakfast of my fatass cat Quisan DelToro Barchichichibepp.
The food is as follows:
1 bowl of expensive catfood(mixed with dogfood. My cat is insane)
4 pieces of sushi from the night before
a bowl of milk
A few dallops of cream cheese
Some mayo
Leftover chicken
My cat is somwhere around 13 years old, has a giant ass, but runs like it's two. Gotta love the beast.
User Reviews
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-11-29 22:57:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-11-28 04:40:52 (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm not concerned.
So I didn't read.
So I -2ed.
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Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-11-29 18:36:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
...and this stupidly oversized image of basically nothing at all was brought to you by a n00b and Coley's camera settings.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-11-29 18:34:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
From what I can tell, the cat hasn't eaten anything.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-11-29 18:24:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
With the title I figured something about you ass-fucking it would come into play, but then I realized you're hung like a crayola so there's probably not much stretchage
Submitted by Shaun_Rocks (user info) at 2004-11-28 19:15:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2004-11-25 06:21:36 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2004-11-25 06:17:11 (#)
Ranking: 0
Is there a cat in that picture? or is that just a picture of the disgustingly unhealthy food you feed your cat?
I can't believe it's still alive.
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I bet his cat could eat your dog.
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I bet this cat could eat your little brother. Actually knowing him, your brother would just play video games the entire time he was beaing eaten
Submitted by thedude (user info) at 2004-11-25 11:07:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Arb. but hey I also have a fat cat. likes icecream and killing birds. She
used to catch them claws and teeth tiger style. I think she just kinda sat on the last one.
splat...
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-11-25 08:27:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-25 06:57:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2004-11-25 06:34:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Marry my mule
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2004-11-25 06:30:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd have to SEE the cat first.
But judging by its "breakfast", it is possible.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2004-11-25 06:21:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2004-11-25 06:17:11 (#)
Ranking: 0
Is there a cat in that picture? or is that just a picture of the disgustingly unhealthy food you feed your cat?
I can't believe it's still alive.
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I bet his cat could eat your dog.
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2004-11-25 06:21:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I LOVE TIGRE
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2004-11-25 06:19:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Lose some weight you fat fucking cat.jpg
100% pure awesome.
Whoa, almost clikced rank witha +0
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2004-11-25 06:17:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Is there a cat in that picture? or is that just a picture of the disgustingly unhealthy food you feed your cat?
I can't believe it's still alive.
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2004-11-25 06:14:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Care
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2004-11-25 06:14:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2004-11-25 06:14:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2004-11-25 06:13:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
cause
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2004-11-25 06:13:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Really?
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2004-11-25 06:10:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
One of my cats, now dead, called 'Cat', f'ing loved earwax.
Friends and I would sit around scraping earwax out of our, ears. Present it to 'Cat'. And she'd lick every last bit of all of our fingers. Tilting her head to get a tooth under the fingernail to ensure she got it all..
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2004-11-25 04:59:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Um.........
ew
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2004-11-25 04:24:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
made me smile..
my cat is a bit of an eating machine too, although he likes mashed potato and cheese on toast
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-11-25 04:00:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It's basically what I usually have.
Sushi, leftover chicken/turkey/steak/venison/etc.
The catfood is needed for it's fucking diseases, and the dogfood it won't eat without it.
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2004-11-25 03:45:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Every morning? How often does an average person have leftover sushi in the fridge, not to mention chicken? It's your fault for choosing to feed the cat.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2004-11-25 02:41:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
This struck me as funny for some reason. Plus, the pic looks like a cheetah with some dead fish parts strewn about.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2004-11-25 02:37:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
"lose some weight you fat fucking cat.jpg"
Nice.
Submitted by Fr057m0urn3 (user info) at 2004-11-25 02:26:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for having a chameleon for a cat!
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-11-25 02:26:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
what
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2004-11-25 02:20:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
haha, two saucers and some poka dots. i'll give this a 1 because at least is sounds genuine.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-11-25 02:18:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
GREAT!
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-11-25 02:13:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
God I hate my camera...