At times, the south kicks ass (469 hits)
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Submitted by Bodhisattva (View user info) at 2004-11-25 02:37:15 EST
This is in retaliation to http://www.ubersite.com/m/52621
I live in Alabama and have been here my whole life. Before you claim "hick" or "redneck", I must tell you I'm not your average southerner. I'm an atheist, I hate NASCAR, and I'm against Bush (Libertarian, NOT Democrat). Though the south is full of Bible thumping, inbreeding, Bush loving ass hats, it's not always bad.
Food: The food here is the best EVER. Fried chicken, BBQ, biscuits, grits, etc. It's all delicious. Don't forget that Cajun is part of the south as well. KICK ASS.
Sports: Though I'm not a sports fan, the SEC is as important as Jesus in these parts. So many rivalry games to choose from. Georgia vs Auburn, Auburn vs Alabama, Georgia vs Florida, Georgia vs Georgia Tech.
Mud riding: This concept is completely lost on people who don't live in the south. I admittedly used to think it was stupid until one intoxicated night, I took my shitty 2WD V6 Tundra mud riding with some friends and had a great time.
Girls: The girls in the south are simply gorgeous and there's so many of them too. Ole Miss is said to have the most beautiful women of any other college in the nation.
Hunting/Fishing: I'm not really hunter myself but I see why it's so appealing. You get some big ass gun, such as a .306, and then blow the shit out of some dumbass animal. It seems cruel but it's just a fucking animal. Fishing I do participate in. It's relaxing to sit out on the river and wait for some big mouth bass to take your bait.
This is the aftermath of that night of mud riding:
User Reviews
Submitted by Doneupandin (user info) at 2005-02-13 02:45:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Bitch
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-02-05 00:57:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2004-11-25 18:05:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/24173
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2004-11-25 18:03:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"...the SEC is as important as Jesus in these parts."
You lost me right there.
Submitted by Ex_Lux_Astrum (user info) at 2004-11-25 17:59:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Reminds me of the Family Guy where the Griffin's have to enter the Witness Protection Program, in the South. They move to Bumblescum, where the residents harvest the mud. And spit into jars for gifts.
Fucking Jethro's.
Submitted by Dustbrother (user info) at 2004-11-25 06:03:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Not funny.
BAM!
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-11-25 05:21:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Allaabaaaammaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Can suck my balls.
Submitted by Ivy (user info) at 2004-11-25 04:53:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow, sounds like the coolest place on earth.
Submitted by Jarvis (user info) at 2004-11-25 02:50:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I remember when I was little my grandma would cook up a big pot of cheese grits, some biscuits, and sausage fr breakfast. Better than anything Cracker Barrel or other type restuarants can make.
Submitted by Jarvis (user info) at 2004-11-25 02:47:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Essentialy, mud riding is taking a truck or a Jeep with 4WD and then finding a suitable mud hole. Then drive your vehicle through the mud hole at fast speeds, causing the mud to shoot up everywhere. It sounds dumb but can be quite challenging since mud provides little to no traction. Also, don't be a dumbass and get stuck. I got stuck once...
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2004-11-25 02:46:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
come on money...that's where you get a film crew, professional drivers on a closed course, and do dounts in a sprayed down tuft of field. it's the rage!
plus...you lost me at grits...i had to struggle to hold on...
Submitted by MoneyG (user info) at 2004-11-25 02:40:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You have to tell me what Mud-riding is.