Thank you Ubersite (warning: cheesy praise) (497 hits)
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Submitted by thedude (View user info) at 2004-11-25 08:38:23 EST
Ok fuck it. I am bored. Fucking bored. I am also frustrated. This makes for one angry mother fucker. I feel like Dr Bruce Banner must before he turns into the hulk except I just don't get that release of going of on a maniacal rage and destroying all in my path. Extreme I know but I am one of those people who constantly needs to have some thing to do or at least be entertained in some form or another. I am at work with nothing to do, I have had nothing to do for almost two weeks now. I come into work check my e-mails and surf the net. I am sure some of you who bother to read this are thinking "You lucky shit, I have so much work and deadlines and my boss is a ..... and you, you bastard are complaining about getting paid to fart arse around on the net!" Well I am sure that there aren't to many of you with that opinion. If so what the hell are you doing reading this, get back to work and stop bitching about your deadlines. The point is that its not like I have a boring job, but I have nothing to do, nothing! Its is driving me nuts, and turning me into a very angry little man. I have worn out conversation with others in similar positions and those with work have work and don't really want to chat about the meaninglessness of life. (They say that its because that they have work, but I really think that it just depresses the shit out of them.) So I find myself surfing the net.
"Surfing the net" (analogy time) Surfing is fun, the waves the beach the sun and the girls! Surfing the net has almost all of the above except that the sun is replaced with the radiation of our computer screens and does not have quite the same tanning power. The problem is that on my Internet-beach there is a very over zealous lifeguard. You can't swim and there are no girls to gawk at. Its is pretty much the shittiest beach in the world. While my current affairs knowledge is pretty sharp my life is pretty much way past bland.
I figure that this is going to sound like a bad infomercial any, so I shall embrace that. Picture this. A gorgeous "couple" (clearly met only hours before the shoot) seated on a couch. Talking about how Ubersite has turned their lives around.
"My life was dull and meaningless, now thanks to ubersite I am not as boring as before" Says guy to Camera "yes, ubersite has enriched my life" Claims girls while guy picks his nose thinking he is off camera. I am sure you can imagine how it could continue.
Anyway, as you can see I have calmed down, swearing less etc. My day is somewhat less boring.
Ok so this entry makes little sense but hey. It's my first.
So take care of yourselves aaaaand each other.
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Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-11-26 21:43:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
It keeps me occupied.
Submitted by thedude (user info) at 2004-11-25 09:09:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Was here to comment on what appollo said but I forgot what he/she was on about.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2004-11-25 09:00:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
dude have your first plus one
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2004-11-25 08:52:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ritalin anyone?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-11-25 08:46:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
thank fuck ADD isn't taken seriously over here otherwise you my friend would be dosed up to fuck.