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Loving the Grind (989 hits)

Category: None
Labels: Necro

Rating: 2 on 29 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Snark << snarkk.at.gmail.com (View user info) at 2004-11-25 14:20:09 EST


LOVING THE GRIND - A Necro Fable



The machine is everything and I feed it.

It is my motherfather and if I keep it healthy and happy it feeds me too.

There is me and him and the machine. I used to think that the world was him but now I know better. I used to think that he was the master because he brought me here and taught me how to take care of it... because he gives me the meat to feed it.

His name is Mute and he doesn't have a tongue. I know his name because he wrote it for me once on a piece of skin and then I fed it to the machine like all the flesh he brings me.

I know how to read but I don't remember when I learned how. I think it was a long time ago when I was someone else. I think I used to have a name too but I can't remember it either.

There are names scratched into the stone wall where he keeps me but I can't recall which one I scratched there.

It doesn't matter.

There is no one here to speak my name anyways.

There is just me and him and the machine.

I used to hate him. I used to rebel against him back when I was someone else. I would pretend not to understand his language of gestures and grunts so he taught me about futility.

He bit off my finger the first time and an ear the second.

I stopped rebelling because of the pain and because, the more of me he ate, the harder it was to feed the machine.

For awhile I loved him. I thought he was my father and I did everything I could to please him but he never loved me back. He never gave me anything but more bodyparts with which to feed it.

So now I don't feel anything for him. I just obey.

In the end I realized the truth of my existence. I understood that it loved me more than I had ever realized.

It sings me to sleep at night sometimes. It gifts me with a chorus of grinding gear and clanging teeth and the low rumble of its engine.

I keep it oiled and shiny silver and in return it gives me my crimson meal.

Yes... it loves me as I love it.

These days it has been feeding me well. I think that, one day soon, I will be as fat and oily as Mute himself.

I wonder if it isn't time for myself to prove to the machine how I feel. I think it would love me even more if I fed him to it.

Yes!

Then we could be alone together. Then I could venture out of the basement and find the meat on my own and the machine would never have to go hungry again.

I could find where he keeps the young ones. It likes them best, their bones are soft and easy to grind.

Soon... very soon I will make things as they should be, but not now.

He's still stronger than I am. He's still bigger.

I will wait and grow.

For now, I will be content to fulfill my purpose.

I feed the machine.


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User Reviews


Submitted by Jo_of_the_golden_P (user info) at 2004-11-29 21:29:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2004-11-29 17:18:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by indepth25 (user info) at 2004-11-27 19:46:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Don't need to saying anything, cause it's all ready be said.

Submitted by Jo_of_the_golden_P (user info) at 2004-11-26 23:20:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Have you read Arm_the_Homeless? His "Zombie Grrrl" is teh awesumest, much like this.

ps can I bear your children?

Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-11-26 23:09:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

The amount of raw talent residing behind that pretty-boy face of yours is mind boggling.

Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-11-26 19:15:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I thought I had rated this. Apparently, I didn't.










Jolly good writing. I liked the semi-cyclical style particularly.

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2004-11-26 12:04:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Munkey,

No worries at all. I shouldn't bitch at a -2 after you took the time to give over 25 +2's

AshK,

V8 - AHAHAHAHA - I had Steak Tartar.

Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2004-11-26 11:35:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I think I need a V8.

This made me happy.

I look forward to more.

I know, no shocking revelations there.

Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-11-25 23:31:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

MY MIND... IS BLOWN!

Check it out!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/52277

Submitted by GlitchCowman (user info) at 2004-11-25 23:12:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Benny (user info) at 2004-11-25 21:48:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Please post the next necro instalment tomorrow. For a while I had as much as I wanted whilst catching up in the series. But now I must wait with all the others.
I don't want to feed you to the machine.

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-11-25 20:16:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2004-11-25 16:06:12 (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh... and Munkeypants.

If you read this.

I think you may have made a mistake when you rated Necro 24... check it out.
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what the heck got into me? I ALWAYS give +2's. How did i make that mistake?

Dude, you, like, soooo know that I love your shit right?

Submitted by Impassive-Digressive (user info) at 2004-11-25 19:02:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Delicious!

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-11-25 18:27:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2004-11-25 17:37:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

You too Tigerlilly!


Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2004-11-25 17:28:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2004-11-25 15:44:46 (#)
Ranking: 0

We don't celebrate Thanksgiving at the same time you do but thanks all the same :)

___________________________

Oh, I am sorry. I thought you lived in the US.
Well, anyway, Happy Day then! ;)

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2004-11-25 16:06:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh... and Munkeypants.

If you read this.

I think you may have made a mistake when you rated Necro 24... check it out.

Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2004-11-25 16:01:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Gripping.

Submitted by Flash (user info) at 2004-11-25 15:51:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2004-11-25 15:44:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

We don't celebrate Thanksgiving at the same time you do but thanks all the same :)

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2004-11-25 15:42:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Strange...I love it. Happy Turkey Day.

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2004-11-25 15:32:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I'll most likely post the next one tomorrow Waz.

Submitted by wazzawazzayo (user info) at 2004-11-25 15:30:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I was starting to get the shakes from the Necro withdrawal, but this should tide me over until the next fix.

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2004-11-25 15:20:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I need to stop swapping the starbucks for my meds...

Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-11-25 15:19:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You need LESS Starbucks.

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-11-25 14:41:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Xena (user info) at 2004-11-25 14:35:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

sweet and twisted! just the way I like em!

Submitted by Tickle (user info) at 2004-11-25 14:31:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2004-11-25 14:21:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

A short interlude in the Necrosiac series.


Homer: What?! Flanders! You're the Devil?

Devil Flanders:
Ho-oh, it's always the one you least suspect.

Treehouse of Horror IV