Happy Thanksgiving and picture for Shlongy (3502 hits)
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Submitted by hidden101 <hidden101.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-11-25 15:42:09 EST
i'm fuckin' sick as hell today, so i stayed home and have nothing better to do than surf Ubersite, but what is Method's excuse?
Hidden: what if Calvin Klein saw my pictures and wanted me to be his next underwear model?
Method: i doubt that
Method: you have the body of a chess master
oh, so does it make you feel like a big man to put people down, Method? yeah? well check THIS shit out!
i call this... magnum
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Submitted by Faith (user info) at 2005-03-29 10:38:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-26 09:27:03 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-11-25 23:22:53 (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy = pwn3d
First of all..."pwn3d" is gay.
Secondly, you're not important enough in one's life to "pwn3d" anyone.
Third, nice holiday you had there yesterday. 12 hours on the computer.
And finally, fourth, you aren't good looking, Urkel.
You're a winner!
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WRONGWRONGWRONGWRONGWRONGWRONGWRONGWRONG
He is good looking, verrrry good looking.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-24 12:37:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This guy has issues and his latent homosexuality and love of himself are the least of them.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2004-11-29 14:51:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
yes he's a real freak on a leash ain't he
Submitted by Timmah (user info) at 2004-11-26 21:38:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You look like a thinner version of KoRn's drummer
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-11-26 21:25:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-11-25 15:59:00 (#)
Ranking: 0
TigerLilly- tell Caulaincourt that chicks dig nerds.
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It's true.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-11-26 11:59:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
what wasn't a secret?
Submitted by GlitchCowman (user info) at 2004-11-26 11:13:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHA! Aww, hidden, it wasn't exactly a secret.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-26 09:27:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-11-25 23:22:53 (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy = pwn3d
First of all..."pwn3d" is gay.
Secondly, you're not important enough in one's life to "pwn3d" anyone.
Third, nice holiday you had there yesterday. 12 hours on the computer.
And finally, fourth, you aren't good looking, Urkel.
You're a winner!
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2004-11-25 23:58:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Get on messenger, Andy.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2004-11-25 23:53:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
hah you should see me on other forums
that bit of dreamy insolence,
tends to be my usual aim
but on a place designated 'ubersty'
by a hebe who proclaims italy his home
that arrow does not flit true
and boomerangs
my balls, oh they doth protest
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-11-25 23:41:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Istaros- that was AWESOME.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2004-11-25 23:25:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
i ate M&Ms
for breakfast
but the daylit sun
proposed a bit of weight
an avian murder did fill my entrails
and so was the 5 pound gutsy substance,
a tribute to names such as 'shit' and 'turd' and 'massive poop'
birthed into my toilet
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-11-25 23:22:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy = pwn3d
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-11-25 23:22:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
last year i had a frozen pizza.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-11-25 23:19:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i ate cereal for Thanksgiving.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-11-25 23:02:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by GlitchCowman (user info) at 2004-11-25 22:54:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
'you have the body of a chess master '
AHAHAHA.
I heart method with all of my being.
- olas
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YOU'RE GLITCHCOWMAN!!!
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-11-25 22:55:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
As per usual: Febbinshaskcelberkinstin!
Submitted by GlitchCowman (user info) at 2004-11-25 22:54:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
'you have the body of a chess master '
AHAHAHA.
I heart method with all of my being.
- olas
Submitted by Brianthetruthspeaker (user info) at 2004-11-25 22:54:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
brilliant
Submitted by lush (user info) at 2004-11-25 22:35:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for hidden pics, always.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-11-25 22:25:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
NEVER!!!
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2004-11-25 22:22:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
god dammit, stop already!!!
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2004-11-25 21:51:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd love to know how all your pictures seem to get heated.... It's strange really....
Well, not that strange...
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2004-11-25 21:46:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-11-25 21:30:30 (#)
Ranking: 2
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whaddya say, chica. think he can handle the both of us?
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I'd love to find out! ;)
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-11-25 21:40:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
*rubbing hands together and smiling deviously*
excellent...
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-11-25 21:30:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2004-11-25 21:11:21 (#)
Ranking: 2
"Tiger- i hope you can afford a plane ticket to St. Louis. don't worry, i'll make it worth your while."
St.Louis huh? Well that would be the longest trip
I'd ever make for a piece.
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whaddya say, chica. think he can handle the both of us?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2004-11-25 21:11:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Tiger- i hope you can afford a plane ticket to St. Louis. don't worry, i'll make it worth your while."
St.Louis huh? Well that would be the longest trip
I'd ever make for a piece.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-11-25 20:49:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Waaaaait... munkeypants + <ejaculates> =
ATTN GHEY MENZ
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-11-25 20:20:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-11-25 20:00:34 (#)
Ranking: 0
do these count, because i feel like a clown when i go to work...
http://stuff.ubersite.com/1100558706481338/1/rat_race.jpg
http://stuff.ubersite.com/1094854733623931063/1/p_i_m_p.jpg
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<ejaculates>
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-11-25 20:00:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
do these count, because i feel like a clown when i go to work...
http://stuff.ubersite.com/1100558706481338/1/rat_race.jpg
http://stuff.ubersite.com/1094854733623931063/1/p_i_m_p.jpg
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-11-25 19:57:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ooooh, kinky...
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-11-25 19:51:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Only if you wear a clown suit.
I only do men who wear clown suits.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-11-25 19:49:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy is such a sillybuns, isn't he?
Tiger- i hope you can afford a plane ticket to St. Louis. don't worry, i'll make it worth your while.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2004-11-25 19:40:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That is the ONLY way that I'll have
it. Where again???
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-11-25 19:39:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i hope you have enough to last all night, baby, because the "party" won't stop until the sun comes up.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-11-25 19:39:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-25 19:12:05 (#)
Ranking: -2
You look about as "rough and tough" as the Cookie Monster.
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cookie monster? hahahaha
Shlongy you silly goose!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2004-11-25 19:35:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't worry, I have a bunch of the
Xtra large next to my bed as we speak.
Where do you live again?
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-11-25 19:25:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Is that a condom on your "friends" finger?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-11-25 19:20:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
damn straight. speaking of magnums, i hope the gas station carries them, because nothing else is open today. so around what time should i expect you fine-ass bitches i mean ladies?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2004-11-25 19:16:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Will the Magnum be there?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-11-25 19:14:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ahahahahahaha
i knew he couldn't resist the bait.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-25 19:12:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hidden can count the number of times he's had sex with an actual "woman" on his boyfriend in the pictures' middle finger.
(If you can't do that math, let me know.)
You look about as "rough and tough" as the Cookie Monster.
Or at least that homo who hosts that show on Bravo.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-11-25 18:58:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Munkey and Tiger- how about you two ladies come on over to my place tonight for a little after dinner party?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2004-11-25 18:57:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Munkey, Happy Gobble Gobble Day!!
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-11-25 18:48:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Hidden: what if Calvin Klein saw my pictures and wanted me to be his next underwear model?
Method: i doubt that
Method: you have the body of a chess master
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you call that an insult?
oh yeah? well you... you... poopooface!
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-11-25 18:13:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The ammount of linkage happening on this post is beginning to border on the obscene...
Which is a good thing, given how unspeakably sexy that pic already is. Rawr.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-11-25 17:08:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm in love.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-11-25 16:50:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
oh man, you think i'm a chess nerd, take a look at EH-
EH says:
god damnit. why do people just quit as soon as I take their queen?
Andrew says:
BECAUSE THEY KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN VANQUISHED BY THE GREAT EH!!!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-11-25 16:43:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hmmm, you're right. It's better - the sideburns are a nice touch. Can you laminate this picture for me? I like my masturbatory aids to be wipe-clean.
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so you can take them in the shower with you? i like to masturbate in the shower sometimes, too.
oh yes.... time for a shower...
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-11-25 16:42:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
haha, EH just asked me why my homeless friend had dried blood on his face. well when i asked him about it he said he had smoked some crack with a bunch of other bums he was hanging around and then fell face first on the sidewalk. he said "i got into a fight with a sidewalk and lost" and i was like, "wait, you were smoking CRACK?" he says, "yeah, i smoked crack... and it made me feel like a sexy angel!"
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2004-11-25 16:42:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-11-25 16:35:46 (#)
Ranking: 0
HEY! i had to keep it that way because i was in the military then. had to be in regulations, you understand.
thank Christ i get to have normal hair again... http://stuff.ubersite.com/1100558706481338/1/rat_race.jpg
see, it's not so bad.
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Hmmm, you're right. It's better - the sideburns are a nice touch. Can you laminate this picture for me? I like my masturbatory aids to be wipe-clean.
Submitted by EH (user info) at 2004-11-25 16:37:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2004-11-25 16:02:13 (#)
Ranking: 2
I like nerds as long as they are not
nerdy in the sack! "
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Yea well you won't want andrew. I remember this one time him and I had a slumber party and he started talking about d&d, he then convinced me to suit up and wear some funky shit. After which he got me drunk, forcfully sodomized me all while wearing the D&D outfit... I felt... I felt so violated. All he kept yelling was MAGIC MISSLE ENCHANTMENT MAGIC MISSLE ENCHANTMENT! He also said something about how he rolled an 18 and that I failed my saving throw and that was why it was happenening.
http://phoenix.sane-inc.com/media/dd.wmv
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-11-25 16:37:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-11-25 16:34:40 (#)
Ranking: 2
Your homeless friend has a nice ass.
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i was thinking that it was pretty toned for a homeless guy, too...
what?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-11-25 16:35:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2004-11-25 16:33:23 (#)
Ranking: 0
Nice arms but you should wear more hats - that's some bad hair.
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HEY! i had to keep it that way because i was in the military then. had to be in regulations, you understand.
thank Christ i get to have normal hair again... http://stuff.ubersite.com/1100558706481338/1/rat_race.jpg
see, it's not so bad.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-11-25 16:34:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Your homeless friend has a nice ass.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2004-11-25 16:33:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Nice arms but you should wear more hats - that's some bad hair.
The doctor is IN.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2004-11-25 16:33:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm not judging, I'm just asking. My son is sick too. It seems to be going around the mid-west.
Also, I'm bored, bored, bored. Stupid caserole.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-11-25 16:31:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2004-11-25 16:18:56 (#)
Ranking: 2
So Hidden..Tell me whatcha got hidden in
those pants?!?!?!?
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wouldn't you like to know?
*wink*
excuse me, i had something in my eye.
anyway, it's big, baby. trust me.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-11-25 16:30:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ok, here you go. try this one instead- http://www.geocities.com/hidden1012600/js.JPG
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-11-25 16:29:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2004-11-25 16:18:56 (#)
Ranking: 2
So Hidden..Tell me whatcha got hidden in
those pants?!?!?!?
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Disgusting.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-11-25 16:27:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HTTP1.1 STATUS 403 Remote Access to this object forbidden This file cannot be directly accessed from a remote site, but must be linked through the Brinkster Member's site.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-11-25 16:27:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i told you, i'm sick and home alone. i didn't go to the family thing today. i have an excuse.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-11-25 16:26:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ok, ok, Burnsy- exagerrated... a little...
i was just having trouble believing you'd volunteer to help the less fortunate. hahahaha. i know i wouldn't. my friend is a bum and i don't go NEAR his smelly ass!
look at this shit- http://www28.brinkster.com/andrewrules/js.JPG
i'm not shitting you. this is actually a friend of mine who is a homeless bum.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-11-25 16:26:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If you've been here as long as hidden has, you have a right to camp out on posts.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2004-11-25 16:20:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm only asking because Hidden seems to be camping. We're talking SECONDS between a rank and a reply.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-11-25 16:20:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Even if you took off his pants and boxers, you'd still have to find it.
After all, he's hidden.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2004-11-25 16:18:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
So Hidden..Tell me whatcha got hidden in
those pants?!?!?!?
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2004-11-25 16:18:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
So . . . who else is drinking a couple beers and waiting for a green bean caserole to cook? Anyone? Anyone?
No? Then what's your excuse for being on Uber during prime Thanksgiving turkey time?
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-11-25 16:17:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No, rook raves leaves.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-11-25 16:16:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
rook rakes pawn, Method, my good man... rook takes pawn.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-11-25 16:15:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-11-25 16:12:07 (#)
Ranking: 2
"Right before I left, two homeless guys got into a fight. If only I had my camcorder on me, I could have recorded it and sold it on e-bay."
or you could submit it to be in Bumfights 4, good doctor.
hahaha. good times... even if they ARE made up.
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Made up??
OH! You mean like when you say you get women?
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2004-11-25 16:15:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Me neither. At least we'll age well.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-11-25 16:14:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i don't get out much.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2004-11-25 16:13:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't think it was possible, but you may even be more pale than me.
God bless you son. You're going to need it.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-11-25 16:07:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2004-11-25 16:02:13 (#)
Ranking: 2
I like nerds as long as they are not
nerdy in the sack!
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it's funny you should mention that, because most of the ladies that were fortunate enough to experience "magnum" in the sack said it was the best.
i'll admit that i didn't do it for some of them, but most of them couldn't get enough. one time this girl started masturbating right after we were done having sex right in front of me, no shit, and i was like "damn, you could have at least WAITED until you got home to do that so i wouldn't feel so bad... NOW GET OUT YOU FUCKIN' INGRATE!"
then, this other girl was putting me down and shit and my friends were making fun of me for it and then she got drunk about a month ago and admitted that i was the best sex she ever had (and she was... experiened... to say the least. ok, she was a slut.) and she only said the bad stuff about me because she was bitter i cut her off. ahahahaha
that's right.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-11-25 16:02:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-25 15:45:48 (#)
Ranking: -2
The stick figures that Triple Optics draws look like Charles Atlas when compared to Hidden's feminine physique.
Post some more self portraits PLEASSSSSSSSE, Hidden?
(Homo dork).
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hahahahahahahahahaha
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2004-11-25 16:02:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I like nerds as long as they are not
nerdy in the sack!
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2004-11-25 16:01:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Blue Steel damnit. i told you not to unveil magnum!
youve ruined the world!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-11-25 16:00:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-11-25 15:58:59 (#)
Ranking: 2
defined fore-arm muscles on your left arm.
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i think this explains everything- http://www.ubersite.com/m/49854
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-11-25 15:59:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oooooh baby. You *do* have the body of a chess master- as long as said chess master was on steroids or just worked out a lot. Or was just really, really sexy.
I need to go find a dry pair of panties now.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-11-25 15:59:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
TigerLilly- tell Caulaincourt that chicks dig nerds. i was talking about computers around this girl last week and she asked me to go out with her Saturday night. i'm not even making that up this time.
Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-11-25 15:58:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
defined fore-arm muscles on your left arm.
xxx
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2004-11-25 15:52:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy Turkey Day! Freaks.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-11-25 15:48:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
oh come on, you didn't get the Kaelic reference?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-25 15:45:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
nerdy magnum, yes
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-11-25 15:43:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
OMG WHAT A BUNCH OF FUGGIN' HOMOS!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-11-25 15:43:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
bahahahahahaha