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Secretary (NSWF) (1957 hits)

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Rating: 1.21 on 20 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by ardubs (View user info) at 2004-11-25 21:14:49 EST


I manage a pretty low-key and inexperienced writing agency in northern California. We had an entry-level position open up due to a leave of absence, so we did the whole resume/interview process and found someone we liked. She wasn't all that qualified—actually, she typed with one finger, but she had a certain quality that just seemed a perfect fit into our ambitious team.

Honestly, the unanimous decision to hire this woman definitely won't help our bottom line, considering the position in question would involve lots of typing. Due to the fact that she typed about 10 wpm, some might call this a bad decision. I think we fucked up...




















































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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-01 20:08:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Not Safe Work For?

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-01 19:53:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Cheap.

Submitted by urbaneruralite (user info) at 2005-04-01 19:49:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-04-01 19:21:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2004-11-26 09:31:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

That would be fun.

Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2004-11-26 07:02:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

<hardens>

Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2004-11-26 06:31:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh.... My... God... Hot.

Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2004-11-26 06:12:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I cant believe you spelt NSFW wrong

Submitted by magical_invisible_torso_man (user info) at 2004-11-26 03:56:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

you spelt NSFW wrong tool


Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-11-26 03:38:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-11-25 23:34:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Maybe she's typing so slow because she's using a Commodore 64.

Submitted by GlitchCowman (user info) at 2004-11-25 23:32:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

+2 for those tits

-1 because goddamnit I want tits like that.

Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-11-25 23:22:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-11-25 21:22:43 (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh, I can think of several positions that she could fulfill admirably...

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amen to that

Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-11-25 22:30:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh man, 'Secretary' was an unspeakably amusing movie. Rent it. RENT IT!







And by amusing, I mean It At Once Turned Me On So Much I Could Hardly Contain Myself And Yet Was Intensely Disturbing.












WHAT?!

Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2004-11-25 22:19:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

"Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-11-25 21:38:41 (#)
Ranking: 2

oh boy, i think tonight's the night i break out of the masturbation slump..."

oh, andy!



can somebody explain to me how such a basic picture can be SO sexy?? damn...

Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-11-25 21:54:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You seen the movie 'Secretary'? Damn, that's one messed up film.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-11-25 21:38:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

oh boy, i think tonight's the night i break out of the masturbation slump...

Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-11-25 21:22:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh, I can think of several positions that she could fulfill admirably...

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-11-25 21:19:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Please tell me that since she types with one finger the other one is doing something naughty......







NO seriously, please do. I'm about to go crazy and dance naked in the lobby...

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2004-11-25 21:16:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

How did you get that picture of me??
Damn you!


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