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Category: Romance
Labels: camwhore

Rating: 0.25 on 5 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Bart Cilfone <uberuser.at.cilfone.com> (View user info) at 2003-02-14 02:05:11 EST


For all the lonely ladies out there on Valentines Day, I give to each of you this gift: a picture of me.

Enjoy yourselves, but try not to have too much fun.

bart.jpg (22 kB)

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Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-12-21 06:07:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I prefer Circe's Valentine's Day post.

Submitted by missy (user info) at 2003-02-14 23:29:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

You are depriving humanity of a gander at the perfect male specimen. How unfair of you...

Submitted by blujnbbyqn (user info) at 2003-02-14 14:41:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Least you keep your nose hair trimmed! That's a big plus in my book.

Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-02-14 10:03:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Bart - I've got you figured out. See:

"Bart Unveiled?"

Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2003-02-14 07:40:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Well I think there's a damp patch on my chair now.

Wow Bart, I can't take the excitement, I'm going to have so much fun unwrapping my present.

:p

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