Uberpoll: Sex Duration (6133 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.69 on 145 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Burn (View user info) at 2004-11-26 05:05:07 EST
Ok people, here is the question..
What is the longest amount of time you have had sex for until you unleashed your load?
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Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-06-11 19:38:54 EDT (#)
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14 days.
Hahahaha....
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Submitted by KillerTofu (user info) at 2004-12-01 16:51:09 (#)
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2 1/2 hours, a lot of alcohol, and a lot of lube.
Girls, don't believe it? Send me an email @ killertofu615.at.gmail.com, we'll set up a date, 18 and older only please, I don't like jailbait.
Submitted by KillerTofu (user info) at 2004-12-01 16:51:09 EST (#)
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2 1/2 hours, a lot of alcohol, and a lot of lube.
Girls, don't believe it? Send me an email @ killertofu615.at.gmail.com, we'll set up a date, 18 and older only please, I don't like jailbait.
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-12-01 14:32:28 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/40007
i rule.
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2004-12-01 12:41:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Depends on passed out she is.
Submitted by kgbpasha (user info) at 2004-12-01 12:25:28 EST (#)
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I put in a good 6 hours onced.
Then I had to go to the ole standby.
Facefuck...and it was all over. literally.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-12-01 07:27:42 EST (#)
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It's all about the slowdown.
If you come to an almost stop right before, then everything kind of settles down and you can start up all over again. It really can allow you to go for as long as you'd like.
Usually a session will last 15-20 minutes with my gal, and by that time both of us are quite happy.
Submitted by Dustbrother (user info) at 2004-11-30 16:26:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2004-11-29 15:44:25 (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-11-26 09:33:05 (#)
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ok, seriously, were you guys being honest when you said 5-6 minutes?
whoever said that's normal or average- it's not. that's wussy stuff. i only know one woman that would have an orgasm in that amount of time and she's just special like that. my record for one session with her- i gave her 10 orgasms in about 45 minutes.
dude, i seriously feel sorry for anyone that can't last for more than 5 minutes. i bet your girlfriends dream about meeting me someday every night.
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Corpses tossed on their backs and hooked up to jumper cables don't really count, dude.
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LMAO.
ZING!
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-11-30 12:04:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
6 days so far, and my right hand is almost translucent.
Submitted by thinning_temples (user info) at 2004-11-30 11:17:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Woman can orgasm?
Submitted by Takabrash (user info) at 2004-11-30 09:48:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-11-29 20:50:35 (#)
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That line below give me an idea... We could all put our fully erect penises up to the screen at a set resolution. Then draw a line indicating the true length. Then we can compare and contrast our sexual prowess in another way...and we could all be disappointed when Degreeless beats us all.
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Wow... I thought the EXACT same thing
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2004-11-30 00:15:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Perhaps the funniest comment I've ever read on ubersite:
You rock, Jack_McCummin'
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2004-11-29 15:44:25 (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-11-26 09:33:05 (#)
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ok, seriously, were you guys being honest when you said 5-6 minutes?
whoever said that's normal or average- it's not. that's wussy stuff. i only know one woman that would have an orgasm in that amount of time and she's just special like that. my record for one session with her- i gave her 10 orgasms in about 45 minutes.
dude, i seriously feel sorry for anyone that can't last for more than 5 minutes. i bet your girlfriends dream about meeting me someday every night.
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Corpses tossed on their backs and hooked up to jumper cables don't really count, dude.
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-11-29 23:55:47 EST (#)
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Donitsu......... your wording sounds like something Dave would say...
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-11-29 23:07:03 EST (#)
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You guys know girls only want it to last as long as it feels good, right? That's not always the same amount of time as the longest you can physically manage.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2004-11-29 20:57:05 EST (#)
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a good, solid hour. thats all it takes. no bullshit foreplay.
whatever gets me back to san andreas quicker.
damn, thats sad.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-11-29 20:53:52 EST (#)
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Like I said, nine inches.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-11-29 20:50:35 EST (#)
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That line below give me an idea... We could all put our fully erect penises up to the screen at a set resolution. Then draw a line indicating the true length. Then we can compare and contrast our sexual prowess in another way...and we could all be disappointed when Degreeless beats us all.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-11-29 20:47:22 EST (#)
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I'd say I lasted around 3-4 cubic litres.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2004-11-29 20:38:12 EST (#)
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one time i got head for an hour and a half watching a late night jepordy marathon.
man, that slut was great.
Submitted by Galgos27 (user info) at 2004-11-29 18:49:54 EST (#)
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Made it to the Third Pump....once...damn I was on point that day.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2004-11-29 15:59:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Two weeks, three days, six hours.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-11-29 15:55:07 EST (#)
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That long...... is that good ?
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2004-11-29 15:44:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-11-26 09:33:05 (#)
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ok, seriously, were you guys being honest when you said 5-6 minutes?
whoever said that's normal or average- it's not. that's wussy stuff. i only know one woman that would have an orgasm in that amount of time and she's just special like that. my record for one session with her- i gave her 10 orgasms in about 45 minutes.
dude, i seriously feel sorry for anyone that can't last for more than 5 minutes. i bet your girlfriends dream about meeting me someday every night.
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Corpses tossed on their backs and hooked up to jumper cables don't really count, dude.
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2004-11-29 15:19:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-11-28 16:36:36 (#)
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Hey, I'm all for multiple orgasms.
but ONE EVERY SIX MINUTES?
Comon, people.
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<tuts>
Poor Val. Find yourself a man with a tongue like Kiss, then tell me you don't believe it could happen.
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-11-29 15:14:02 EST (#)
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not sure, somewhere around 4 hours.
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2004-11-29 15:04:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
38 years hahahaha.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-11-29 14:18:46 EST (#)
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38 years
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2004-11-29 12:39:41 EST (#)
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I fake all my orgasms.
"but Phallic, you're a guy"
I use mayonnaise.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-11-29 12:03:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2004-11-27 05:39:41 (#)
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People time this?
Okay, the only time I've timed sex was in relative terms during a race I was having with my ex to see who could cum first.
I totally won.
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I love Durae.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-11-29 11:21:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-11-26 18:37:21 (#)
Ranking: 2
2 hours. My dick was bleeding and she was crying. Maybe it was just the air escaping from the valve....
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I told you to be careful with my grandmother and her colostomy bag.
Submitted by Worm (user info) at 2004-11-29 10:55:31 EST (#)
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Too long.
My first couple times, I was deathly afriad of getting her pregnant so I couldn't come at all (no condom, she was on the pill. To this day I still have to pull out... maybe I'm paranoid). I was already angry about not cumming during BJ's, so fruitless sessions of sex without a condom were infuriating. From her end, it was a competely different story: changing colors, convulsing legs, gasping for air... the only reason I didn't stop was because I knew she was REALLY enjoying it. She spent over an hour orgasming. I'd give you a number but, to quote her, "They just washed into one another".
After a while she dried out and I was starting to chafe(spelling...). She was sore for the next three days, and I was left with a boner that unprotected sex couldn't get rid of. Here's the kicker: it took me less 2 minutes to rub it out by myself.
A mind is a powerful thing.
I can't think of any other situation that would make me so proud and so frustrated at the same time. But hey, to whoever wrote this post: Fuck you. Now I'm horny and I haven't had pussy for 3 months. What the fuck am I supposed to do now?
Submitted by MrRottenTreats (user info) at 2004-11-29 09:47:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Longest is 3 hours
average between 1 hour to 1.5 hour
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-11-29 05:49:58 EST (#)
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Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-11-29 05:28:23 (#)
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Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-11-29 04:23:27 (#)
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amazing, 111 reviews and no comment from fetish.
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He doesn't want us to know his duration period is in the negatives.
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Snap!
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-11-29 05:28:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-11-29 04:23:27 (#)
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amazing, 111 reviews and no comment from fetish.
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He doesn't want us to know his duration period is in the negatives.
Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-11-29 04:23:27 EST (#)
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amazing, 111 reviews and no comment from fetish.
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-11-29 03:59:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The question should really be:
"What is the longest amount of time you have had sex for until your neighbours have phoned the police"
This post was meh, but some of the responses have been hilarious.
Submitted by Burn (user info) at 2004-11-29 03:41:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-11-28 16:36:36 (#)
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Hey, I'm all for multiple orgasms.
but ONE EVERY SIX MINUTES?
Comon, people.
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Hey, I'm just lucky..
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2004-11-29 01:30:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2004-08-26 00:21:31 (#)
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my last girlfriend was really bad at giving head, and she hated to swallow. Well one time after nearly an hour i told her, i was finished and i went in her throat. I even congratulated her for her good job of swallowing, and how she must be getting imune to the taste. As soon as i found another girl i broke up with her
Kinda relates
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2004-11-28 23:51:02 EST (#)
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Who cares?
All every woman really wants, be it mother, senator, nun, is some serious deep-dickin'.
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-11-28 22:26:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-11-28 22:15:44 (#)
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Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2004-11-28 16:35:58 (#)
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Wait.
You mean you're supposed to stop when you shoot your load?
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Want. Him. Now.
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*shudders*
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2004-11-28 22:25:32 EST (#)
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"Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2004-11-28 06:05:36 (#)
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Asking this question to people on Uber is like asking a chimpanzee how fast he can derive the quadratic formula."
AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-11-28 22:21:32 EST (#)
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Shot my load for the first, second, or third time? You gotta clarify!
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-11-28 22:20:10 EST (#)
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like 2 1/2 hours and it was insane.....
gold star for oral.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-11-28 22:15:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2004-11-28 16:35:58 (#)
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Wait.
You mean you're supposed to stop when you shoot your load?
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Want. Him. Now.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-11-28 22:11:50 EST (#)
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Nine inches.
Submitted by Zod (user info) at 2004-11-28 22:09:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-11-28 16:36:36 (#)
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Hey, I'm all for multiple orgasms.
but ONE EVERY SIX MINUTES?
Comon, people.
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Not necessarily impossible...since my ex was the same way. I know i'm good, but i'm not THAT good. One time, i was hammered and we had sex for an hour straight. She came 7 times. At the end, her legs couldn't stop shaking. I was so proud of myself.
Sometimes, very rarely, i envy women.
Submitted by Seralena (user info) at 2004-11-28 19:14:53 EST (#)
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Hey, I've had way more frequent prgasms than that. It's definitely possible, some girls can come super fast and super frequently. Generally this doesn't happen with a guy, but hey, it's possible.
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That's true, I'm like that sometimes, but only from clit stimulation. I've gone through entire sessions without a single orgasm with my ex boyfriend, but my current boyfriend gives me multiple orgasms almost every time. He's lasted about 40 minutes at most, but that got a little tiring. I like it being around 10 minutes or so.
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-11-28 16:36:36 EST (#)
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Hey, I'm all for multiple orgasms.
but ONE EVERY SIX MINUTES?
Comon, people.
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2004-11-28 16:35:58 EST (#)
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Wait.
You mean you're supposed to stop when you shoot your load?
Submitted by GlitchCowman (user info) at 2004-11-28 11:22:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-11-27 21:34:30 (#)
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You fag, you cuddle? You also probably care if she has a pwngasm too, don't you?
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Damnit, you uptards, it's PRGASM!!! Please don't kill it.
As to Val:
"Okay... that's like an orgasm every 6 and a half minutes.
Liar, liar, pants on fire. "
Hey, I've had way more frequent prgasms than that. It's definitely possible, some girls can come super fast and super frequently. Generally this doesn't happen with a guy, but hey, it's possible.
Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-11-28 07:29:02 EST (#)
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about 2 hours, but i didn't cum either.
Very Very Drunk. Excellent to stop premature ejaculation.
If i havn't drunk anything?
about 5 minutes.
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2004-11-28 07:13:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-11-27 21:54:30 (#)
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In all honesty, I am only 16 and new to the game so I was pretty damn proud of my acheivement..
40 minutes for me, and 6 orgasms for her..
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Okay... that's like an orgasm every 6 and a half minutes.
Liar, liar, pants on fire.
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Multiple orgasm, Val. Multiple orgasm.
Though 6?? Damn, even I can't pull that off!
Haha.
Maybe you are lying.
Admit it, you counted an orgasm every time you leaned on her hair and she said "ow!"
Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2004-11-28 06:05:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Asking this question to people on Uber is like asking a chimpanzee how fast he can derive the quadratic formula.
Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2004-11-28 05:07:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-11-27 21:34:30 (#)
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Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2004-11-26 21:42:57 (#)
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Monday was my anniversary with the ladyfriend...the longest amount of time we went for at once could've been anywhere between 1.5-2 hours.
...of course, this was round 2.
The first of the night, we both usually go after about 20 minutes average. After 20-30 minutes of cuddling and such, I'm good to go for the rest of the night.
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You fag, you cuddle? You also probably care if she has a pwngasm too, don't you?
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Uhh...no! Of course not! *ahem* Cuddle is codeword for 'suck her titties.' Yeah...suck her titties...that's the ticket.
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-11-28 01:04:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2004-11-27 21:58:27 (#)
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I'm on Uber on a Saturday night. Why lie? I don't know what sex is.
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best comment ever.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2004-11-28 00:55:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by BlinkSparky (user info) at 2004-11-27 18:33:12 (#)
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my hand usually cramps after about 40 minutes
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hahahahahaha
Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2004-11-27 23:56:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2004-11-27 21:58:27 (#)
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I'm on Uber on a Saturday night. Why lie? I don't know what sex is.
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ahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2004-11-27 21:58:27 EST (#)
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I'm on Uber on a Saturday night. Why lie? I don't know what sex is.
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-11-27 21:54:30 EST (#)
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In all honesty, I am only 16 and new to the game so I was pretty damn proud of my acheivement..
40 minutes for me, and 6 orgasms for her..
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Okay... that's like an orgasm every 6 and a half minutes.
Liar, liar, pants on fire.
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-11-27 21:50:37 EST (#)
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I don't cum from sex; only from oral. Longest time? 2 and a half hours.
The best 2 and a half hours of my life.
Submitted by gtar24 (user info) at 2004-11-27 21:46:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for BlinkSparky's cvomment
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-11-27 21:34:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2004-11-26 21:42:57 (#)
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Monday was my anniversary with the ladyfriend...the longest amount of time we went for at once could've been anywhere between 1.5-2 hours.
...of course, this was round 2.
The first of the night, we both usually go after about 20 minutes average. After 20-30 minutes of cuddling and such, I'm good to go for the rest of the night.
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You fag, you cuddle? You also probably care if she has a pwngasm too, don't you?
Submitted by foodman (user info) at 2004-11-27 21:16:12 EST (#)
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Well, at the whorehouses here in Germany, you get 30 min, and I like to get my money's worth!
Submitted by BlinkSparky (user info) at 2004-11-27 18:33:12 EST (#)
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my hand usually cramps after about 40 minutes
Submitted by Oleannder (user info) at 2004-11-27 14:22:08 EST (#)
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Is this for guys only or are we women supposed to count our own orgasams or just our partners?
Submitted by cshape (user info) at 2004-11-27 14:19:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Like 30 minutes.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-11-27 08:19:38 EST (#)
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Back in 2001 it was the day of England V Germany in the qualifiers. We decided to "have a quickie" before it kicked off so we could watch it all as it was an important match. So we're at it for a bit (about ten minutes or so) and the match starts. 5-1. Six goals in a match of that mportance kept distracting me and I kept failing to cum. Went through the entire match and only finished after the game ended. Almost 2 hours of constant shunting made us sting and stick together.
25 minutes s long enough, if you ask me.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2004-11-27 08:01:43 EST (#)
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Liars... public bravado. Grow some balls admit you never really timed it and you rounded up your estimate from 6 minutes to about an hour. I used to include foreplay time when re-telling, or round it up, make excuses, do whatever. Eventually I realised that the length of time is so unimportant, and only children will give you shit for the length of time you last.
Last night I got head, she spent about 20 minutes teasing me, licking and kissing and then finally actually started sucking, I shot my load in well under 2 minutes after that. Do I tell everyone I lasted 22 minutes? Cause I lasted 2 and I don't give a fuck.
Boys if you care you're either a little kid, or your girlfriend is, either way you're not worth my time and probably a paedophile
Submitted by Burn (user info) at 2004-11-27 07:49:16 EST (#)
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Whoa this is more popular than I expected, glad to see some of you girls joining in as well ;)
In all honesty, I am only 16 and new to the game so I was pretty damn proud of my acheivement..
40 minutes for me, and 6 orgasms for her..
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2004-11-27 05:39:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
People time this?
Okay, the only time I've timed sex was in relative terms during a race I was having with my ex to see who could cum first.
I totally won.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-11-27 00:43:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Caul - Hence me marrying a Dutchman.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-27 00:21:01 EST (#)
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is Circe's comment definition of australian romance?
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-11-27 00:20:41 EST (#)
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14 seconds
yeah baby yeah
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2004-11-26 23:56:02 EST (#)
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It doesn't matter how long you last as long as your woman is satisfied.
Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2004-11-26 23:53:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by Lazarus (user info) at 2004-11-26 23:44:31 (#)
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I would guess that most of the "men" who frequent this site, should they be fortunate enough to come across a woman charitable enough to give them a "pity lay," would be so excited by the prospect of sex that they would discharge their load in less than 15 seconds.
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but what the fuck would i be expected to do with the extra 10 seconds? cuddle? fuck that, i want a ham sandwich.
Submitted by Lazarus (user info) at 2004-11-26 23:44:31 EST (#)
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I would guess that most of the "men" who frequent this site, should they be fortunate enough to come across a woman charitable enough to give them a "pity lay," would be so excited by the prospect of sex that they would discharge their load in less than 15 seconds.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-11-26 23:26:28 EST (#)
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Wait. wait.. fucking wait.
Reading the reviews, it looks like women can have orgasms.
....I need to have words with my fiance. "Just a myth perpetuated by women's magazines in order to capitalize on the gullibility of females" indeed.
(An hour, with my ex-husband. It was one of those times when he just wasn't doing it right - he kept pawing and fumbling and trying to be a 'considerate lover' when I really just wanted him to pull my hair, put his hand over my mouth, and nail me like a railroad spike. He refused to come until I did, so I ended up faking it and did such a magnificent job I gave MYSELF an orgasm.)
(Tune in next week for "More Stuff Circe's Ex Did Wrong.")
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-11-26 23:01:46 EST (#)
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I don't know, a fucking decade, maybe
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-11-26 22:36:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-11-26 22:32:26 (#)
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Does it count if it was really bad but wouldn't end and you had to finish yourself when you got back to your own hotel room?
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hahaha
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-11-26 22:32:26 EST (#)
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Does it count if it was really bad but wouldn't end and you had to finish yourself when you got back to your own hotel room?
If so, about an hour.
Wait. What?
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2004-11-26 22:11:06 EST (#)
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my record is 8 hours
but that was cyber sex
(and i did a lot of cutting and pasting)
Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2004-11-26 21:42:57 EST (#)
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Monday was my anniversary with the ladyfriend...the longest amount of time we went for at once could've been anywhere between 1.5-2 hours.
...of course, this was round 2.
The first of the night, we both usually go after about 20 minutes average. After 20-30 minutes of cuddling and such, I'm good to go for the rest of the night.
Submitted by CodeBlue (user info) at 2004-11-26 20:54:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
1 hour, but I think it was the condom that kept it at bay.... On the other hand she had, and I shit you not, a 3 minute long orgasm. You just have to know where to rub and how deep.
Submitted by PatheticCapitalistFuck (user info) at 2004-11-26 20:53:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I lasted three days once:
Started fucking, kid started crying, wife took care of kid...so went to sleep.
Got head the next day (woo-hoo!!), mother-in-law called, kid started crying...went to sleep.
Woke up with wood, started spanking the monkey, kid started crying, felt *REALLY* wierd about rocking son with hard-on, hard-on turned into "innie" balls shriveled up, went to work.
Got home, kid at sitter, vigorous masturbation ensued, blew door off bathroom, repaired before wife came home, too tired for mutual sex, went to sleep.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2004-11-26 20:31:47 EST (#)
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uber is great - this post is great - and Ill say it again.... sideburns that was the funniest comment Ive ever read on Uber
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-11-26 18:52:17 EST (#)
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In response to friction issues.
LUBRICATION: control of friction and wear by the introduction of a friction-reducing film between moving surfaces in contact.
Lubrication works, natural or otherwise.
If you know what you are doing guys, you should be able to keep that woman naturally lubricated throughout the sex act(i.e. wet). In other cases, you may need to bring in some Astroglide(TM).
This is what makes 75 minute sex the happining thing to do. The only thing sore later on is her thighs.
Submitted by Freight_Train (user info) at 2004-11-26 18:41:21 EST (#)
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i went for 3 weeks
oh you mean WHILE HAVING SEX??
i dont know i am a virgin
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-11-26 18:37:21 EST (#)
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2 hours. My dick was bleeding and she was crying. Maybe it was just the air escaping from the valve....
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2004-11-26 18:29:41 EST (#)
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Ahhhhhhh Sex! i remember it well.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-11-26 17:51:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-26 10:29:47 (#)
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sideburns's comment.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-11-26 17:43:39 EST (#)
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Who is this 'Marie' that you speak of? I'm not her, whoever she is. Sorry there...
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-11-26 17:33:33 EST (#)
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Complete honesty.
An hour and a half.
Submitted by Nomad (user info) at 2004-11-26 16:59:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-11-26 13:09:51 (#)
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I definitely gave this one guy a blow job for 45 fucking minutes without him cumming. Everyone involved (read: him) said that it wasn't my fault, and all of the other recipients of my tender oral lovin' over the years say that I'm rather good at them. So I don't know what the hell was up with that. Oh well, what the hell...
I'm babbling. Please disregard most of the previous statement.
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Is that you Marie?
Didn't hear you complaining. I heard you moaning. I heard the lamp fall over...
Didn't hear you complaining though...
As far as the whole blowjob thing, the down side was that you kept doing the same thing. You kept doing suck suck *pause* stroke stroke stroke.
What you should have done is sucked on that thing like it had the antidote to some kind of viral infection that would have made your titties explode.
Head all twisting around and shit. Like SUCK SUCK SUCK, twisty head suck, jerk jerk, look me in the face and go "ohhh...." all sexy and shit, then SUCK SUCK SUCK TWISTY SUCK SUCK SLOW SUCK LICKY LICKY SUCK SUCK!
Hehehehehehe!
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-11-26 14:08:58 EST (#)
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Probably in the 12-18 hour range. My balls were swollen watermelons. They still haven't forgiven me.
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2004-11-26 13:22:34 EST (#)
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The funny thing is that this is rated a .69........
hahahha
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2004-11-26 13:18:29 EST (#)
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-2 hours.
Come to think of it, my girlfriend's coming round in a few-
Damn. Better change underwear.
-3 hours.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-11-26 13:09:51 EST (#)
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I definitely gave this one guy a blow job for 45 fucking minutes without him cumming. Everyone involved (read: him) said that it wasn't my fault, and all of the other recipients of my tender oral lovin' over the years say that I'm rather good at them. So I don't know what the hell was up with that. Oh well, what the hell...
I'm babbling. Please disregard most of the previous statement.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-26 12:47:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-11-26 12:18:03 (#)
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I've never actually unleashed a load, odd isn't it.
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You could, and you should. My ex had female ejaculations, which I thought was a myth until then, and she seemed to enjoy it a lot. I read a few articles here and there on the subject, every woman can do it.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-11-26 12:39:37 EST (#)
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4 hours.
My first time.
No joke.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-11-26 12:18:03 EST (#)
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I've never actually unleashed a load, odd isn't it.
Submitted by GlitchCowman (user info) at 2004-11-26 11:23:22 EST (#)
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I'm pretty sure we came up with it during an "uber chat" several months ago. I'm not sure who first thought of it, it was probably an accident, but I know that lojope and I picked it up and now are trying to spread it across the face of the earth.
It's catching rather quickly, actually. You should try it.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2004-11-26 11:16:57 EST (#)
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"prgasm"
best. neologism. eva.
Submitted by GlitchCowman (user info) at 2004-11-26 11:05:27 EST (#)
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There is something wrong with my boyfriend. We haven't fucked yet. The boy claims to take 25 minutes or more with a chick. He's a teenage boy...this doesn't add up. Aren't teenage boys supposed to shoot their load every time they SEE a chick? The time it takes to normally make him come through other stuff can range from 4 minutes when his dad is downstairs and he's paranoid, to 35, though, so I'm inclined to believe him. Seriously.
I can make myself prgasm in about 2 minutes flat, if necessary. So this is confusing to me.
-olas
Submitted by Jo_of_the_golden_P (user info) at 2004-11-26 10:59:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2004-11-26 10:56:01 (#)
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Two words: cunnilingus.
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two words?
but yes. I must agree.
Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2004-11-26 10:56:01 EST (#)
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Two words: cunnilingus.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2004-11-26 10:53:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-11-26 10:42:28 (#)
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yeah, but achieving orgasm is a mental thing and the only women that would sleep with me were headcases.
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:) I have the exact same problem, thing is I wind up in close relationships with all of them.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-26 10:49:29 EST (#)
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About 10 minutes.
And I don't care.
With the exception of one time, abot 15 years ago, when we were on a camping trip and I drank 2/3 of a bottle of Chivas...and pounded Mrs. Shlongy, to the delight of the 3 other couples we were camping with, for about an hour.
I had to take a break and have a smoke DURING the fast and furious action.
But usually, I like to get it over with pretty damn quick. And get back to Sports Center or Seinfeld.
Submitted by Jungle_Jimanee (user info) at 2004-11-26 10:44:26 EST (#)
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I can last for as long as I want to, though sometimes after an hour I won't be able to come at all.
There is a technique in this that I don't have time to fully explain ( I am at work). It basically boils down to women liking it faster than men, you know when a women is trying to masturbate you and is doing it way to hard and fast so it hurts that's the way they like it.
I duplicate this during sex: start slow and gentle, make sure she is lubricated, when time is right rapidly increase the pace so that it is too much for you to really feel, slow before either of you get any where, get breath of fresh air and then agian too fast for your own comfort.
Your member should go reasonably numb yet still erect for hours.
The trick now is; can you come?
I had one night stand in New York, was paranoid about coming early and ended not being able to come at all as it had gone completley numb. She tried going down on me for an hour, didn't work, then she got pissed off because she thought it was her fault.
You cannot win
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-11-26 10:42:28 EST (#)
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yeah, but achieving orgasm is a mental thing and the only women that would sleep with me were headcases.
Submitted by Ancius (user info) at 2004-11-26 10:35:41 EST (#)
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I don't care about this at all. I just have to say that Sideburns is one funny fucker.
Lovely.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-26 10:29:47 EST (#)
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sideburns's comment.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2004-11-26 10:24:07 EST (#)
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Sex alone will probably not get a woman off at all...
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True. It always helps if someone else is there too.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2004-11-26 10:10:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-11-26 09:33:05 (#)
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ok, seriously, were you guys being honest when you said 5-6 minutes?
whoever said that's normal or average- it's not. that's wussy stuff. i only know one woman that would have an orgasm in that amount of time and she's just special like that. my record for one session with her- i gave her 10 orgasms in about 45 minutes.
dude, i seriously feel sorry for anyone that can't last for more than 5 minutes. i bet your girlfriends dream about meeting me someday every night.
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Funny, the last three I've been with came first... usually in about 3-4 minutes... You're either not rubbing the right bits with your hands, or you're forgetting to rub the bits at all. Sex alone will probably not get a woman off at all...
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2004-11-26 10:10:30 EST (#)
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I think i will be with many when i say my longest duration was achieved while drunk.
We made fuck for 15 minutes before she came then she blew me for about another 10 before i did.
That makes 25 minutes, dead serious. Bear in mind she had a LOT of work to get it up in the first place, considering i had no feeling below my neck. (actually, i had no feeling above it either... damn)
I also feel this is a good time to include my factoid.
Men take an average of 3 minutes to orgasm.
Women take an average of 14 minutes.
The average length of Spongebob is 11 minutes.
Do the math.
Send the bitch into the bedroom while you watch spongebob. As soon as the credits roll, join her. Perfect synchronised orgasm!
Fuck i'm romantic...
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2004-11-26 09:57:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-11-26 09:33:05 (#)
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ok, seriously, were you guys being honest when you said 5-6 minutes?
whoever said that's normal or average- it's not. that's wussy stuff. i only know one woman that would have an orgasm in that amount of time and she's just special like that. my record for one session with her- i gave her 10 orgasms in about 45 minutes.
dude, i seriously feel sorry for anyone that can't last for more than 5 minutes. i bet your girlfriends dream about meeting me someday every night.
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I wasn't being serious, 6 minutes would be a very good day. I would say 2 minutes is about average.
Then it doesn't really matter as I have a tiny cock anyway, once I thought it had fallen off but it was behind a pube the whole time.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-11-26 09:51:05 EST (#)
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7 hours
Course, that was a day after a 6 load fest, and I was just about spent...
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2004-11-26 09:47:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-11-26 06:41:28 (#)
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I lasted 9 days, only because the human body can only go that long without water. So I paused, drank some soda, then got right back on Bart... I mean Bart... I mean bart... I mean Bart... I mean.. Bart.. I mean BART.. I mean..
The hot chick I was totally banging.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2004-11-26 09:46:21 EST (#)
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24 hours.
I'm not kidding.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-11-26 09:33:05 EST (#)
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ok, seriously, were you guys being honest when you said 5-6 minutes?
whoever said that's normal or average- it's not. that's wussy stuff. i only know one woman that would have an orgasm in that amount of time and she's just special like that. my record for one session with her- i gave her 10 orgasms in about 45 minutes.
dude, i seriously feel sorry for anyone that can't last for more than 5 minutes. i bet your girlfriends dream about meeting me someday every night.
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2004-11-26 09:18:55 EST (#)
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My longest is about two and a half hours. Then, to the medicine cabinet for first aid.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2004-11-26 09:18:16 EST (#)
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Twenty of the suckiest minutes of my life.
-- Homer Simpson
Burns, Baby Burns
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I can do the usual 5-6 minutes, but if th woman is on top, that jumps to about 15 for some reason.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-11-26 09:16:35 EST (#)
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THREE WEEKS
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2004-11-26 09:14:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-11-26 08:55:41 (#)
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I am a "Two Pump Chump".
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Submitted by Burn (user info) at 2004-11-26 09:08:24 EST (#)
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75 minutes eh? Does it still work? or did it die?
Submitted by thedude (user info) at 2004-11-26 09:03:04 EST (#)
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75 mins--
I think you have friction isues.
The old beer bottle down an empty hall way, i presume.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-11-26 08:59:07 EST (#)
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Honestly, I masterbate so much that I can last quite a while when actually going at it with a chick. I actually lasted 75 minutes last night. Actually. I timed it. 0245-0400 (the time on the clock in the car.)
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-11-26 08:55:41 EST (#)
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I am a "Two Pump Chump".
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2004-11-26 08:49:58 EST (#)
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um... let's see..... about 24 years.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2004-11-26 08:46:49 EST (#)
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Quite right Burn. I normally splooge in my y-fronts before I manage to get Little Richard out for his performance.
I just said six minutes to impress the ladies.
Submitted by Martyn_Steiner (user info) at 2004-11-26 08:45:42 EST (#)
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December.
Submitted by Burn (user info) at 2004-11-26 08:43:10 EST (#)
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Come on guys, 5-6 minutes? Thats a little long for reality dont you think?
They dont call me the 10 second wonder for nothin' ya know...
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-11-26 08:34:17 EST (#)
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If you want to last longer pour super glue on your dickhead.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2004-11-26 08:24:43 EST (#)
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Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2004-11-26 07:36:08 (#)
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I think my average is about 5 minutes, but then so is everybody's, just nobody likes to admit it- everyone likes to think they're a porn star in the sack.
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Ha! In your face MrWolf! I beat you by a whole minute!
By golly, I am the bestest.
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God damn it Dervel... why I oughta...
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2004-11-26 07:36:08 EST (#)
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I think my average is about 5 minutes, but then so is everybody's, just nobody likes to admit it- everyone likes to think they're a porn star in the sack.
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Ha! In your face MrWolf! I beat you by a whole minute!
By golly, I am the bestest.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2004-11-26 07:35:26 EST (#)
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What's this 'sex' thing then??
Submitted by Scarlett13 (user info) at 2004-11-26 07:33:52 EST (#)
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6 hours - great friction burn...
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2004-11-26 07:01:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2004-11-26 06:46:40 (#)
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ahahaha Sideburns that was fucking funny
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2004-11-26 06:46:40 EST (#)
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ahahaha Sideburns that was fucking funny
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-11-26 06:41:28 EST (#)
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I lasted 9 days, only because the human body can only go that long without water. So I paused, drank some soda, then got right back on Bart... I mean Bart... I mean bart... I mean Bart... I mean.. Bart.. I mean BART.. I mean..
The hot chick I was totally banging.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2004-11-26 06:22:08 EST (#)
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I think my average is about 5 minutes, but then so is everybody's, just nobody likes to admit it- everyone likes to think they're a porn star in the sack.
No one seems to realise its all about the foreplay for the girl anyway... Longest I ever went was about an hour and a half, because it was the second time round. The orgasm was rubbish and she was sweaty and sore. Spending a long time in the act itself is pointless.
+1 for conversation starter.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2004-11-26 06:02:35 EST (#)
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Rawr! to beer_bong. I'm soooo up for it.
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2004-11-26 06:00:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2004-11-26 05:25:33 (#)
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Sometimes I go months without shooting my load. Some guys are just no good at making me cum.
Come to butthead.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2004-11-26 05:40:52 EST (#)
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I once had a mammoth marathon session, I was hammering into her for a good 6 minutes. That's not even including the cigarette and pizza!
I was exhausted after that one I can tell you, I must have slept solid for 72 hours!
I don't bother putting in the effort anymore though, having a tiny penis it doesn't make much difference.
Is someone worried that they underperform? Don't worry about it, you'll probably be impotent soon anyway.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2004-11-26 05:25:33 EST (#)
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Sometimes I go months without shooting my load. Some guys are just no good at making me cum.
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2004-11-26 05:17:14 EST (#)
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are we counting drunk fucking too? because in that case, i've gone for about an hour before i just said i was finished so i could go to sleep. i was tired and bored.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2004-11-26 05:17:09 EST (#)
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I once stuck my girlfriend to the ceiling after banging her for a few days without blowing my load