Uberpoll: To Hurl, or No To Hurl? (924 hits)
Category: GeneralRating: 0.64 on 16 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Iago (View user info) at 2004-11-26 05:27:00 EST
Having just retched myself silly after a night of drinking, I've been pondering the question, 'Is it better to throw up and get it done with, or keep it down and weather the storm?'
Although regular vomiting is physically rather bad for you (it harms the stomach, can damage the oesophagus, and plays havoc with the teeth), the occasional tactical Technicolor yawn can have huge advantages:
For a start, being sick before you go to bed can make you feel a hell of a lot better, since you will be expelling alcohol that hasn't been digested yet, thus preventing working its mischief whilst you slumber, stopping room-spin, and making you feel entirely normal the next morning.
However, if you decide not to be sick, in the evening... it may come in the morning, and by then it will be little use to you, except for making room in your stomach for a breakfast hangover cure.
Some people are horrified of the idea of being sick and would rather gnaw off their own legs than have to kneel in front of the toilet waiting for their stomach contents to say hello.
And there are others who believe in, 'Shut up! Take it like a man!'
Like my flatmates.
Bastards.
So what do you think, Ubersite?
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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-10 13:12:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WINNER! http://www.ubersite.com/m/84913
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-11-28 05:16:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Lying sack of shit stealing material bastard.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2004-11-26 16:01:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If it happens, it happens...otherwise take it like a man. Although, that means feeling like ass the next day.
On second thought, if you have important shit to do, you should probably puke.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-11-26 15:01:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Puke now, fell better later.`
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2004-11-26 14:56:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
My drinking habits are worthy of an OBE...
Only Wine, or Gin.
In copious quantities.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-26 14:39:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I think this younger generation doesn't know...
1) HOW to drink
2) How to hold their booze
c) WHAT to drink
4) C
5) All of the above
The fag that invented Jagermeister and all other assorted gay liquors should be executed in his own mansion.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-11-26 13:18:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Take it like a man.
If you barf, you barf. But don't try.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2004-11-26 11:13:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
If i go to a party i hurl whether i drink or anything. The endorphin rush is wicked!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-26 10:22:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
to hurl, definitly. I have a talent for it.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-11-26 09:50:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Plato had the same thought...
And I say puke...
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2004-11-26 08:53:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
puking makes room for more beer!!!!
Submitted by absolutes (user info) at 2004-11-26 08:04:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I always feel way better if I throw up at night.
Submitted by Scarlett13 (user info) at 2004-11-26 08:01:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Adereterial (user info) at 2004-11-26 07:54:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Get it over and done with - you'll feel better, and you reduce the chance of throwing up in your sleep which is an altogether worse prospect...
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-26 06:58:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-11-26 06:12:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Shut up and stop your whining.
Hurl the night before, then drink 32 oz. of water and 500mg ibuprofen. No Tylenol because you have already killed the liver with your drinking, you lush.