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How to Piss Off PETA!! (301 hits)

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Submitted by PissedOffRightWingerWithAGun (View user info) at 2004-11-26 13:40:46 EST

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I have, for many years, hated PETA and everything they stand for. Several years I came up with an idea to go out to their headquarters and have a giant barbeque. Not just any barbeque, but one with a butcher there carving up the side of beef and throwing it right on the grill. I want the smell of the meat cooking to waft up into the windows of the building and drive all those PETA people nuts. I would really enjoy the sight of them running from the building yelling at us as we cooked big delicious steaks over the hot coals.
For added enjoyment we can all be wearing fur coats and have a big sign that says "1st Annual Piss Off PETA BBQ!" And as an added insult, send them an invitation to the barbeque right as it is starting, so we can be sure that they know what is going on.

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