How to Piss Off PETA!! (1116 hits)
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Submitted by PissedOffRightWingerWithAGun (View user info) at 2004-11-26 13:44:15 EST
I have, for many years, hated PETA and everything they stand for. Several years I came up with an idea to go out to their headquarters and have a giant barbeque. Not just any barbeque, but one with a butcher there carving up the side of beef and throwing it right on the grill. I want the smell of the meat cooking to waft up into the windows of the building and drive all those PETA people nuts. I would really enjoy the sight of them running from the building yelling at us as we cooked big delicious steaks over the hot coals.
For added enjoyment we can all be wearing fur coats and have a big sign that says "1st Annual Piss Off PETA BBQ!" And as an added insult, send them an invitation to the barbeque right as it is starting, so we can be sure that they know what is going on.
About a year ago I moved to Virginia Beach, Virginia and have hated it. A few days ago I heard something that brightened my day. The headquarters for PETA is located in Norfolk, VA. It is just a couple of miles from where I live and all of a sudden my plans to piss off PETA are back on track.
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Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2004-12-14 14:02:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Count me in. The PETA people are fucking nutjobs. Peaceful and harmless my ass.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-12-14 13:45:50 EST (#)
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HOW DARE YOU KILL THOSE INNOCENT APPLES????
Submitted by Tokerson (user info) at 2004-12-14 13:37:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-29 16:26:07 (#)
Ranking: -2
Going up against an harmless organization is pretty ghey. Not to mention a waste of time.
Find something better to do with your time, like using that gun of yours on your temples.
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Imagine that, we agree on something.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-12-04 02:05:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Genius.
Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2004-12-04 01:56:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
People for the
Embarrassment of the
Tidewater
Area
PETA
I'll come to that BBQ
Submitted by PissedOffRightWingerWithAGun (user info) at 2004-11-30 14:10:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-29 16:26:07 (#)
Ranking: -2
Going up against an harmless organization is pretty ghey. Not to mention a waste of time.
Find something better to do with your time, like using that gun of yours on your temples.
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PETA is actually very damaging to animals. They have a history of taking animals that have been kept in captivity but would normally be considered wild and releasing them into the wild. These animals have then often died of starvation. So what is more cruel, a pampered life with a quick death or a long drawn out death where you slowly loose all energy and your gut feels like it is jerking out of your stomach before dieing??
Submitted by precision (user info) at 2004-11-30 13:39:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Seralena (user info) at 2004-11-29 17:38:53 (#)
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Submitted by precision (user info) at 2004-11-29 16:21:10 (#)
Ranking: 2
I used to own a company that distributed exotic meats and jerkies (Deer, Elk, Alligator, etc...) I got a letter from them saying that they were going to picket the stores on my route. So I sent them a 5lb sample box of jerky, and a letter thanking them for their interest in my products....never heard from them again.
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I love buffalo jerky.
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Had that too! Buffalo Bobs was the best!
Submitted by Seralena (user info) at 2004-11-29 17:38:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by precision (user info) at 2004-11-29 16:21:10 (#)
Ranking: 2
I used to own a company that distributed exotic meats and jerkies (Deer, Elk, Alligator, etc...) I got a letter from them saying that they were going to picket the stores on my route. So I sent them a 5lb sample box of jerky, and a letter thanking them for their interest in my products....never heard from them again.
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I love buffalo jerky.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2004-11-29 17:06:03 EST (#)
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If you really want to mess with an animal rights/vegatarian person ask them if they realize how many field mice and pocket gophers are crushed beneath the wheels of wheat combines every year. Its so many that there is a government statistic that counts the mass towards fertilization quotas.
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That is a legitimate statistic... but why do we need all that grain, grain that houses the mice that die under the wheels of the harvesting machinery?
To feed the animals we eventually eat, of course.
If it was just us eating the cultivated grain, we would need less.
I'm not saying every person should stop eating meat right now. If I choose not to, that's my choice and I won't force it on anyone. I would ask that we show some humanity when slaughtering these animals for our food. The modern slaughterhouse is hell on Earth, plain and simple. Yes, we are the smartest animal of all. Yes, we hold Dominion. Like any good caretaker, like any non-sociopathic being smart enough to see suffering outside of ourselves, can we not at least stop the suffering? It isn't too much to ask.
If you want to hunt a deer with a rifle, take it out with a clean and painless head shot and use it to feed your family, I have no problem with that. If you want to go hunting with a bow and arrow, which means one in a thousand (or more) clean kills, then it's clear you have issues. If you are willing to walk into the woods bare-assed and empty-handed and go up against a deer using only the weapons and tools you were born with (as the deer will), then my friend, you will have bragging rights.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2004-11-29 16:48:47 EST (#)
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What did PETA do to you, anyway? Just let them advocate the ethical treatment of animals in peace, for goodness sake.
Submitted by thricepalermo (user info) at 2004-11-29 16:38:12 EST (#)
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Peta is handicapped by their predominant commitment to the protection of only "cute" animals. Sure, they talk about protecting the Jumping Stink Gopher and the Cabbage Faced Armadillo...but do they really follow through? Do they?
I for one encourage those people being worried about animals. Its pretty harmless really. Keeps them from taking my guns.
If you really want to mess with an animal rights/vegatarian person ask them if they realize how many field mice and pocket gophers are crushed beneath the wheels of wheat combines every year. Its so many that there is a government statistic that counts the mass towards fertilization quotas.
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2004-11-29 16:28:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by will72 (user info) at 2004-11-29 15:58:26 (#)
Ranking: -2
oh look at me im right wing how contriversial! fuck youself
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Since when does being a carnivore make you a fucking conservative? shut up, fag.
+2 count me in.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-29 16:26:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Going up against an harmless organization is pretty ghey. Not to mention a waste of time.
Find something better to do with your time, like using that gun of yours on your temples.
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2004-11-29 16:23:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
i bet you could piss off anti-abortion people by giving real-life abortions on their lawn...for free!
and you could piss of tree huggers..by...get this... cutting down trees! maybe you could piss off the save the whales people by...masturbating! what?
Submitted by precision (user info) at 2004-11-29 16:21:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I used to own a company that distributed exotic meats and jerkies (Deer, Elk, Alligator, etc...) I got a letter from them saying that they were going to picket the stores on my route. So I sent them a 5lb sample box of jerky, and a letter thanking them for their interest in my products....never heard from them again.
Submitted by Hunk (user info) at 2004-11-29 16:19:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I pissed off PETA when I killed all the pandas.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-11-29 16:16:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
See you on the 10 o'clock news.
Can you say PissedoffPETAmemberwithagun?
All the carnage and tatsy ribs are going to be sweet!
Submitted by pokeysrevenge (user info) at 2004-11-29 16:10:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
bitch.
Submitted by cuberat (user info) at 2004-11-29 16:04:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Just tell me when and where and I'm there.
Mmmmmmmm......BBQ
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2004-11-29 16:03:22 EST (#)
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Spongebrain Squarepost.
Submitted by will72 (user info) at 2004-11-29 15:58:26 EST (#)
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oh look at me im right wing how contriversial! fuck youself
Submitted by PissedOffRightWingerWithAGun (user info) at 2004-11-27 15:56:36 EST (#)
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I guess Wiggles and Phallic_Cymbals are some of the PETA people that I want to really piss off...to take a line from the Simpsons "Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm...Meat!!!"
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2004-11-27 11:25:10 EST (#)
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There should be PEETUH, People for the Everyday Eating of Tasty Un-Humans.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2004-11-27 11:07:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by whataefag (user info) at 2004-11-26 17:14:13 (#)
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how fucking creative.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2004-11-27 09:53:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
It improved slightly after the first 9 lines...
Not enough to save it, however
Submitted by PissedOffRightWingerWithAGun (user info) at 2004-11-27 09:43:25 EST (#)
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IETAE
Im for the Eating of Tasty Animals Everyday
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-11-27 06:08:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
PETA= People for the Eating of Tasty Animals.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-11-27 05:41:42 EST (#)
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Auto +2 for BBQ. Yum!
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-11-26 21:53:56 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2004-11-26 21:48:11 EST (#)
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Yeah, fuck them!
I always planned that, when I die, I want to be stuffed with dynamite, and catapulted at the PETA building, but your idea is much easier.
...for now
Submitted by whataefag (user info) at 2004-11-26 17:14:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
how fucking creative.
Submitted by Skullcrusher (user info) at 2004-11-26 17:05:02 EST (#)
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Do it man. I can't stand PETA. I don't care if your all for animal rights and shit but PETA goes about it all wrong.
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2004-11-26 15:27:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
GO FOR IT!
Sanctimonious Rich Liberal Hippe FUCKERS!
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-11-26 13:59:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, I love barabecues, and hate PETA... you get the thumbs up on this one.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2004-11-26 13:46:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
more power to ya! make mine medium well. fuck im drunk before 2pm
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2004-11-26 13:45:36 EST (#)
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I can see that BSE is already setting in.