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Bart Unveiled? (1692 hits)

Category: Humor

Rating: 0.4 on 15 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by <Bella70.at.mindspring.com> (View user info) at 2003-02-14 10:01:56 EST


Stop being so modest, Bart!
:-)
Happy Valentine's Day.

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Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-05-13 18:56:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by scott_ny (user info) at 2003-04-23 16:39:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Kaelic: I could care less how old you are my sweet little innocent...

[adolescent] A young person who has undergone puberty but who has not reached full maturity.

So sad....

It's still not too late to ask for help???

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-04-23 16:21:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

lol

Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2003-04-23 16:09:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Well I'm 21 in about a month and a half, so I've already taken my exit, stage right from the play of Teen angst. You obviously don't have to be an adolescent to get banned from this site, but I'm sure it helps if you act like one. Scathing, really, insulting my age. If only I could somehow be an ultra-hip Generation X'er like you, and Loren. Alas, born too late.

Submitted by scott_ny (user info) at 2003-04-23 16:06:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Kaelic:
.."Until someone bans me, which might not be that far off, it's exactly what I plan on doing. "

Ahhhh yesss... spoken like a true adolescent.

Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2003-04-23 15:51:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm just following the trends, Loren. You don't like something, you blindly lash out at it with the worst possible flames you can think of, right? And since I seem to have "lost" my first battle on ubersite, that's just the way I feel. Is that alright? Can I feel that way? I've posted positive comments, as well, on subjects that I thought were relevent. Thanks for the attempt at critiquing my personal life, which you know dangerously little about. Oh! Right, I've been on my own since I was 17 not through choice of my own independence, but because I was forced too. Right. Sorry, I realize I should have been married by the time I'm 21, right? Are you? No? OK, then. If you ever want the real run down of my life, so you can flame it into the ground, all you need to do is ask.

As for Scott ... there's a joke in there, somewhere, right near the surface, but it's just too easy. I'll let it go. Maybe when I see that you people aren't just a big, suck-ass group of mutual masturbators, I'll ask for some help from you. Until then, I just want to use this site for the posting of my thoughts. Until someone bans me, which might not be that far off, it's exactly what I plan on doing.

Submitted by scott_ny (user info) at 2003-04-23 15:10:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Hey Kaelic: Perhaps you need a introspective refresher?

Do you remember saying this?:
"..Fuck wasting your time hating others, hurting them. How many seconds do you really have on earth before you die? "

It is important for you to understand something very clearly. You are the absolute worst poster on this site. Do you know why? Of course you don't... You have made absolutely no original contributions. You're a leech. All of your posts are in reference to someone elses words. You have demostrated the ability to articulate very well - and all for naught. You constantly contradict yourself as is most significantly evidenced in the above quote. You obviosly hate yourself. I guess you figure you could beat everyone to the punch? Hate yourself before anyone else does?

Not to worry though. We, this massive clique of anonymous peoples who probably know eachother, better than actual tangible friends, are welcoming and very forgiving. Ask us for help and we will make you a better person.

Go ahead.... ask.... I dare you.... You've got the balls to be hard.... have you got the balls to be soft?

Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-04-23 14:49:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You've got an obsessive personality, Kenneth. Mostly you're obsessed with yourself, but I could see you stalking people too. I bet you write nasty things about people on bathroom walls at school.

Since you've been posting here I haven't seen ONE positive, mildly supporting, or intelligent contribution from you other than in support of YOURSELF on YOUR OWN posts. The only reason I can deal with you at all compared to the assholes like Shitolatte and JustArod, is because at least you can write decently, while all they do for the most part is write "woot woot biatch..."

Follow your own advice. Practice what you preach. If you don't like a post, don't read it, and don't reply to it. That's what you expect people to do on yours.

Miserable prick that you are - you must be a real joy to be around.
It's no wonder you've been "on your own" since you were 17.

Loren

FYI - I don't think I knew it was Bart's site yet at the time of this post, because I had never been to a chat room or message forum before I started posting here. I was a babe in the woods... so feel free to kiss my lily white ass.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-04-23 14:40:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Kaelic, was that really necessary? man, you have problems. why do you care so much? i think you should find something else to do with your time, other than wasting it here. and yes, you are indeed wasting it, seeing as how everything i've seen you post is worthless. we are stroking Bart's ego because we like him. he's very intelligent and funny and witty. just click on his user info and read all his posts. most of them are really good. i don't hold Bart any higher than i do most of the other people here. you know what's funny? i think Bart hated me when i first got here. i was the outsider, myself. but then i learned to get along with people here, instead of throwing out worthless insults that were just a waste of time and energy. think about that...

Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2003-04-23 14:29:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Things like this make me want to injure myself, but others with me, first. Let's all grab ass a little harder, shall we. I've seen this before, but my new feelings on this have been strengthened by the fact that yes, I am the outsider, and I like it that way. I don't want to be accepted into your group.

Submitted by TheMan (user info) at 2003-02-15 01:03:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Gee, I bet the female tech heads love you. Good with photoshop......and he looks like Tom Cruise. LMAO

Submitted by ubermensch <nope> at 2003-02-15 00:30:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

hey now, that's not nice.. Bart doesn't have a nasty schnoz.

Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2003-02-15 00:01:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Yep, I always said he had nice eyes.

LOL!

Nice one Loren

Well I'm off to Dublin for a short break so have fun while I'm away kids, hope you had enjoyable Valentine Days. My other half has already had his steak and blowjob!! Fuck waiting till March 20th.

PAS.

Submitted by lodnem (user info) at 2003-02-14 13:37:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

hehe

Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-02-14 11:47:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

haha awesome


Burns: I can't understand a word you're saying.

Homer: My name is Homer Simpson!

Burns: You're just babbling incoherently...

Homer: Oh, you're a dead man, Burns. Oh, you're dead! You're dead,
Burns!

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