I’m goddamned flurries at CBS and my Taco system!!! (707 hits)
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Submitted by Daniel Jaines (View user info) at 2004-11-26 14:57:31 EST
Four the last two wreaks I have tea vowed a show on the Columbian Broad casing system and was looking foreword to today my EXTRA day off to watch these shows!
I thought it was gong to be a show about WHITE people and how inedible they are. And maybe the lamest news on what the Jews and the Negroes are up to in this grey land of ours.
So I sit dawn with a bier and turn the dam thing on an its turns out The Amazing Race is a game show an nothing to do with the Cock Asian race!
I was so angry I threw the Tenor system into the black yard and sat on the conch and red the Turner Dairies again, the 7nd copy I have have to bye because Jaylena keeps thronging them in the garbage.!!
I need a sediment for my nerves
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Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2004-12-17 14:19:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Daniel Fucking Jaines. Is Zawalake right? Are you 'someone'?
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2004-11-27 06:52:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
flurries= furious... har har peener
Submitted by zxcvvcxz (user info) at 2004-11-27 06:18:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-11-26 17:40:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
no
Submitted by DanJaines (user info) at 2004-11-26 17:20:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm gonna cut you down and hunt your balls off 87whores!!!
Submitted by horse87 (user info) at 2004-11-26 17:04:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Okay...
Although this has been done several times before..
For those noobs who really need it:
(..and my apologies to those who don't..)
wreaks = weeks
tea vowed = TiVo'd
Columbian Broad casing system = CBS
inedible = incredible
lamest = latest
grey = great
Cock Asian = caucasian
Tenor system = TiVo system
sediment = sedative
Jaines is (I hope) an alter of someone here on Uber.
His tortured grammar and twisted storytelling is generally believed to be intended as a tongue-in-cheek statement on racists and bigots of all types.
Of course, then again, maybe everyone's wrong, and there actually is a fat, semi-literate redneck somewhere in California pounding out these contorted things on his PC.
Either way, they're pretty funny....
Submitted by DanJaines (user info) at 2004-11-26 16:44:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by CabaretGirl (user info) at 2004-11-26 16:29:49 (#)
Ranking: dont undrstand = (
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This paste is NO PLACE for badly ridden elders!
You are an alder so you should leave!
Submitted by CabaretGirl (user info) at 2004-11-26 16:29:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I dont undrstand = (
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2004-11-26 16:07:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok, i read your past posts... I GET IT! [screams the drooling retarded kid at the back]
Hugely funny, man!
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2004-11-26 15:45:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If this was supposed to be ironic, then i apologise profusly. It just seems like... shit!
However one bit made me laugh my ass off!!
"I need a sediment for my veins"
BUAHAHAHAHAHA
I know that you probably meant 'sedative' right?
BUAHAHAHAHAHA
Do you need topsoil and twigs/leaves and small pebbels in your bloodstream...
BUAHAHAHAHAHA
Because i really can't tell if this is anything other than unadulterated shit...
+2 BAM!!
Submitted by DanJaines (user info) at 2004-11-26 15:41:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-11-26 15:34:59 (#)
RankThis is someones alter. The joke's that he's a racist redneck who doesn't know his girlfriend is black. Jokes wearing a bit thin, so the author's gone overboard with the poor spelling. Not really funny anymore, but +1 for invention.
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Har-haha That is funny coning from ZAKALWE. Wad is your last name. Mfufu? Ngoma? You sound like a balk African to me so shut your up, BOY!
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-11-26 15:34:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
This is someones alter. The joke's that he's a racist redneck who doesn't know his girlfriend is black. Jokes wearing a bit thin, so the author's gone overboard with the poor spelling. Not really funny anymore, but +1 for invention.
Submitted by ardubs (user info) at 2004-11-26 15:28:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I have no idea what's going on here...
Submitted by Timmah (user info) at 2004-11-26 15:17:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2004-11-26 14:59:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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