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How to start your day feeling great (303 hits)

Category: Politics -> Republicans

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Submitted by Tokerson (View user info) at 2004-11-26 18:48:46 EST


How to start your day feeling great:

Step 1: Start your PC
Step 2: Create a new file entitled "George W. Bush"
Step 3: Relocate said file to your recycle bin
Step 4: Click 'delete' whilst highlighting the President
Step 5: When the computer asks you "Are you sure you want to get rid of George W. Bush?" Smile and say, "yes."
Step 6: Click.
Step 7: Start your day feeling great...

I saw this hanging in the window of my local post office. Maybe if I was an American Pig-Dog, I'd sue the post office for millions for not being sensitive to four people in Canada that don't not support Bush.

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