Aww SHIT... I'm Falling in Love Again... (1162 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.43 on 15 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Nomad <Drainoe.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-11-26 19:52:44 EST
Thanksgiving was great. She fell asleep on me.
I couldn't stop thinking about her today at work. Smiling at the thought that I would see her again tonight. She should be here in about fifteen minutes.
"You're a dime, plus ninety-nine, and it's a shame that you don't know what you're worth."
Yeah, thats her.
Who's puking? Anyone?
I think I'm falling in love again.
Puking yet? No?
Keep reading...
Yeah, I suppose this qualifies me as sensitive.
I like the way she smiles, and her goofy laugh. I like the way she comes up from behind and puts her arms around my neck. I like the way she glows when I say, "You make my day, you know? It's sucks till I see you."
Of course, now I have this foreboding. She's gonna dump me tonight. After all, if she doesn't, then I'll acctually have a good thing going for me.
I took my new pill about 10 minutes ago.
Bye bye black cloud.
Yeah, I love this feeling. These pills are great. They aren't supposed to work like this. It's supposed to take two weeks to kick in, but I swear they have an effect.
Right now ladies and gentlemen, I am not depressed. I love it.
That thought I just had about being dumped sounds ludicrous.
That's right, this pill just kicked in as I was writing this. Two minutes ago something I wrote was written by a different person than I am right now.
She's here. She just banged on my window.
I think I'm falling in love.
=cD
User Reviews
Submitted by Schwarzes_Glas (user info) at 2004-11-27 14:46:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Pathetic. What happens when she leaves?
Get some balls, and search for other means of identity. A woman will not do it for you - you're just biding your time.
Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2004-11-27 14:37:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You sound like a good dude...I just hope you don't get hurt.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-11-26 22:47:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You're a good kid. You're gonna make the right girl extremely happy when she comes along.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-11-26 22:05:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This post gives me a nice feeling.
Submitted by whataefag (user info) at 2004-11-26 21:44:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ok, that was cute.
(puke)
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-11-26 21:03:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Can I have some pills? I have that black cloud right now.
:-(
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2004-11-26 20:57:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Likewise, my friend. Likewise.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-11-26 20:51:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
GIVE ME ALL YOUR HAPPY PILLS
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2004-11-26 20:47:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Awwwwww...how sweet! I know how you feel.
Best of luck to you.
Submitted by lush (user info) at 2004-11-26 20:45:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Awwwwwwww
Submitted by PrettyBondage (user info) at 2004-11-26 20:17:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
at least you know how to tell when love hits your in the face. most people just look up at the sky and wonder what fell and smacked them upside the head and keep on walkin down the sidewalk. idiots.
Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2004-11-26 20:11:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm not ghey, just FYI.
Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2004-11-26 20:11:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I know where you're coming from. You put up a front, but in the end, you can't deny that you're crazy about that girl. I can appreciate a sensitive guy.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-11-26 20:02:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
"I like the way she comes up from behind and puts her arms around my neck."
I would worry...
She might be an assasin...
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2004-11-26 19:54:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I wish I was there so I could tell her to RUN!!!