Degreeless_Capibara, the government has discovered your true identity (1522 hits)
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Submitted by Agent Smith (View user info) at 2004-11-27 00:22:22 EST
Our young friend Degreeless has been among us for some time, masquerading as a spunky young Hitler loving feminazi. She has fooled many people into believing that she is indeed a young woman, and has duped poor young slobs such as DonkeyontheEdge, Bargled, AJ, Koolmang, Tigre, Spiral_Abraxis, ElectricToothSyndrome, and Slypher into cybering with "her". That is all well and good, because these individuals are idiots in and of themselves, but I feel that this charade has gone on long enough. I present to you the following evidence, and will allow you to come to your own conclusions about our friend Degreeless.
Here we have "her" first camwhore post. (Or should I say camhorse?)
http://www.ubersite.com/m/37136
Believable, because no one would post a homely picture like that and be questioned too severely. She's obviously no Kristy Swan.
A short while later, we have this updated camwhore post.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/43336
That's nice. A bit more pleasant, but tell me my dear, at what point in your life did you turn Asian?
As if that isn't enough for you skeptics out there, take a look at the 10th picture displayed in the search below
http://images.google.com/images?q=girl&hl=en
I shan't say anymore on this. I'm quite sure that most of you are bright enough to figure things out for yourselves.
What's that? Still a non-believer? Still don't want to admit that you cybered with a man (A.K.A pulled an AJ)?
Well, our good friend Munkeypants was having a conversation on AIM one day, and asked Degreeless what size pads she wears.(Not football pads, you simpletons. The ones for "that time of the month")
A harmless enough question between two women, albeit an idiotic one.
Degreeless' answer?
Degreeless: uhhh......they have sizes?
Munkeypants: Yes.....
Degreeless: size 9?
Go ahead. Ask your wives or sisters or mothers about it, and you shall see what a ridiculous answer that was.
There you have it folks. Degreeless is a 40 year old man sitting in his mother's basement in his underwear, handfuls of cheetos delicately nestled in between his voluptuous breasts.
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Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-11-28 20:20:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh dear, who put my picture on the google image search?
I vaguely remember that chat with munkey, although I don't remember responding like that. I guess rumors have a way of distorting.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-11-27 19:54:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I totally knew she was a dude. I always wanted to gay cyber. It's been a dream of mine since I stumbled into that chat room full of "lesbians".
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-27 13:56:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Silvrwolf- I only gamble live and in color a couple of times a month.
Hilton Head Island, SC is nowhere NEAR any casino, except a day-trip boat about 2 hours away, that I hit about twice a month.
I play online- not very successfully I might add- but I travel a couple of 2 or 3 day trips a month to play. Thus, since I am playing online, like right now, I have plenty of time to check scores on Yahoo, porn at fuksakes.com, and to call people morons on Ubersite.
It's called multi-tasking. Or shit disturbing. One of them.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-11-27 13:17:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-27 13:05:12 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-11-27 10:32:47 (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck you too, Method!
To reiterate: I HAVE NEVER CYBERED WITH DEGREELESS! I don't cyber with ANYONE. There are but two exceptions to this, and they know who they are. If I had cybered with her, I'd tell you.
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ETS cybered with Bart to get his account unlocked, all 3 of them.
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Now that I DID do. And I must say that Bart is probably the bestest online lover I've ever had.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-27 13:05:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-11-27 10:32:47 (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck you too, Method!
To reiterate: I HAVE NEVER CYBERED WITH DEGREELESS! I don't cyber with ANYONE. There are but two exceptions to this, and they know who they are. If I had cybered with her, I'd tell you.
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ETS cybered with Bart to get his account unlocked, all 3 of them.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-11-27 11:48:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
haha...Ok, Silvr, you caught me.
I still maintain that I never cybered Degreeless. I guess I am a bit of a whore otherwise.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-11-27 11:29:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
PS AJ you know I love you but I really hate Agent Smith.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-11-27 11:27:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Degreeless is a girl. Also, a lot of girls our age don't know that pads come in different sizes because they only wear tampons. Try harder next time.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2004-11-27 10:58:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Whoa! I'm fried. This was supposed to be on Shlongy's fan post, which is open in another window. Oh well, he's camping here, too.
ETS, come on now! You know that you're a cybersexing machine!
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2004-11-27 10:56:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I think Shlongy adds a certain spice to the site; kind of like throwing chili peppers and vodka into a pot of chicken soup.
What's most amusing is that he tells all of Uber on multiple occasions that he does it to get a reaction, and we STILL give him one. In fact, a lot of people seem to do it here. Whether it be for hits, notoriety or whatever, it still works without fail.
The only paradox I have with you, Shlongy, is that if you have such the jet-setting lifestyle with your master poker escapades and successful real life and all, how do you find so much time to post, then camp, on Uber? Surely, a man such as yourself has no time for such quaint entertainment.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-27 10:41:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ETS cybered with DEGREELESS?
Buahahahahahahahaaaaaaa...that's SOOOOOO sad.
I don't blame you for getting upset, pal.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-11-27 10:36:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's ok. I believe you.
Really.....
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-11-27 10:32:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck you too, Method!
To reiterate: I HAVE NEVER CYBERED WITH DEGREELESS! I don't cyber with ANYONE. There are but two exceptions to this, and they know who they are. If I had cybered with her, I'd tell you.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-27 10:20:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Very nice of you to say , Method.
That brings my running total of fans up to 4, I believe.
Submitted by BalloonKnot (user info) at 2004-11-27 10:15:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Just last night Brad tried to cyber me.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-11-27 09:52:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Go take a nice long shower and then cry yourself to sleep, ETS. We don't think any less of you for cybering a dude. AJ does it all the time.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-11-27 09:49:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I have never cybered the bitch! I have spoken to 'it' several times, but I did not cyber her. In fact I have myself questioned who/what she was. I am pretty sure she is authentic, but the fact remains that I don't belong with the above people.
This is bullshit. I knew this was a conspiracy. Fuck you Squattail! I have tried to be nice to all of you. That is what sucks about you people. You have no sense of honor at all. Now you have made my 'FUCK OFF' list!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-11-27 09:48:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Schlongy is hands down my new favorite uberuser
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-27 09:34:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
AJ- You ignorant pole smoker.
The -2 was an error; Ever make one of those, dipshit?
I was in the middle of a $21,000 poker tournament at the time.
I'll give you back your +1 because I want to...not because you're in tears due to a Shlongy -2, you fucking crybaby.
Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2004-11-27 08:12:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This wasn't AJ's handiwork this time, Fetish.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-27 07:13:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Not too bad AJ.
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2004-11-27 05:38:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ive seen that photo a million times on this website.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2004-11-27 04:30:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Har Har boner
Submitted by Quasiplasmohedron (user info) at 2004-11-27 04:00:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I dunno, I'm pretty sure those 2 pics she posted are of the same person.
Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2004-11-27 01:42:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Electro, you are a complete and utter waste of space. Hopefully your parents believe in 43rd trimester abortions.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-11-27 01:37:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hardy har har.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-11-27 01:34:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Agent Smith... heh, you are in trouble...
Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2004-11-27 01:04:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Pwned indeed. I don't know how I shall ever be able to live with myself.
Imbecile.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-11-27 01:01:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Keep dreaming, I just took a look, all 2 dozen your posts are garbage. I should have ignored a dust particle like you.... copying me is the greatest pinnacle in life you will ever achieve.
PWNED!
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-11-27 00:56:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Rare for someone to be more articulate than the great Shlongy?
You're such a fairweather fan, Shlongy. You rate one way, and then when any Uber-femme comes along you change your rating accordingly.
Way to think with your impotent dick, moron.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-11-27 00:56:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT THING TOUCH ITS OWN COCK!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-11-27 00:56:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT THING TOUCH ITS OWN COCK!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-11-27 00:55:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT THING TOUCH ITS OWN COCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-27 00:53:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Circe may have said it better than I did...That's rare around here
Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2004-11-27 00:53:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
How amusing, Kai talking about originality. I don't think you have ever had an original thought in that neanderthal head of yours, my friend. The difference between our posts is that I targeted a specific individual with evidence to back it up, whilst you thought it would be so clever to make a general blanket statement without offering any proof. How is that original?
As for stealing your picture, I will admit to that only if that is a picture you and is your property.
Last time I checked, google image search was public doman. Sue me, you fuck.
Idiot.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-11-27 00:52:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Man, woman, girl, boy, carrot, stick...
He/she/it is still a fucking annoying little cunt.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-11-27 00:48:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Are you serious? We all knew this. A big fat -2 for completely ripping off my post, including picture: http://www.ubersite.com/m/51241 . Just amazing.
I am horrified and amused. You fucktard, I KNOW I rule Ubersite as far as dynamic and innovative content goes, but just try & be more original next time, mmmkay? I think we all expect more from you, Agent Smith.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-11-27 00:47:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I've known since he joined but I promised not to divulge that.
Now I don't have to. Mission Accomplished!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-11-27 00:42:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-11-27 00:32:58 (#)
Ranking: 2
busted
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-11-27 00:39:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If KoolMang hasn't committed suicide yet, this ought to put him over the top...
*vomits*
Submitted by Jarvis (user info) at 2004-11-27 00:39:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Why are Cheetos always associated with nerds?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-27 00:39:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Good catch.
I still believe that first picture- the one with the two ugly broads in it - is her.
She didn't know what the "pads deal" was because this idiotic pig just lets it flow in her granny panties.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-11-27 00:35:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
(Or should I say camhorse?)
thanks for that.
you have done a very good job agent smith.
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-11-27 00:32:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
busted
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-11-27 00:25:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
even though it was a man, he cybers well.