Poetry and Porn (NSFW) (3855 hits)
Category: NoneRating: 0.94 on 30 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Tastycat <guysmily00.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-11-27 01:31:59 EST
Nothing here really matters
I can't ever feel the pain
I want to give my life a meaning
But I can never find a way
The girls think that I'm to scruffy
Or that I'm not cool enough
Or that I'm just another asshole
Who always acts like he's tough
I'm too nice in the girl's opinion.
They know that i'd apologise
In my suicide scratch
For bleeding in the sink.
Ah fuck it. That was just some shit I crapped out so I'd have an excuse to post this picture.
User Reviews
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-21 05:53:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2004-11-27 03:25:30 (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for indisputable evidence that humans and chameleons are related.
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Indeed.
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2005-08-21 05:02:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the girl
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-04-04 21:50:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
still, really, really hot
Submitted by TheMidnight12AM (user info) at 2005-01-15 01:44:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Porn sucks, and the poetry leaves me sleepy.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-01-15 01:38:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
she is still really hot.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-12-12 02:06:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That looks a lot like my apartment. But I don't keep a naked chick on the counter.
Except on Tuesdays.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2004-12-12 01:56:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
she is still hot.
who the fuck is she?
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2004-11-29 11:32:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You can tell by the shape of her breasts that she's a dancer.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2004-11-28 00:01:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
god she is really, really hot.
Submitted by heyzues (user info) at 2004-11-27 18:16:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Where have I seen this before? Hmmm, a post that has something the author cares about, and porn to draw in an audience...... I swear I've seen this type of thing before, but where? Just can't put my finger on it.(SARCASM)
I'm just pissed cause you're getting more reviews.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-27 14:18:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Here...let me help you out in this shitbag post...
http://www.bangedup.com/naked_famous/index.php
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2004-11-27 14:06:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
it wasnt bad it was just not good
Submitted by Freight_Train (user info) at 2004-11-27 13:42:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
she has some ugly feet
Submitted by Ex_Lux_Astrum (user info) at 2004-11-27 13:34:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn, girl..... What's larger...your bra size or your shoe size!
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2004-11-27 13:19:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Just wanna lick 'er.
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2004-11-27 05:39:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
only plus one, as its devon... if it was someone better looking then it would have been an easy plus two.
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-11-27 04:11:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yummmmmm
I should move down south...
..seeing as how I'm 99% sure thats my cousin.
But yummmmmmmmm
Submitted by Tastycat (user info) at 2004-11-27 03:34:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I love you JohnGalt. Your comments made my early morning.
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2004-11-27 03:28:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd do her, but I'm afraid someone would turn on a light, then I'd end up blinded by the reflection, fucking the garbage disposal instead.
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2004-11-27 03:25:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for indisputable evidence that humans and chameleons are related.
Submitted by CoreaPeekay (user info) at 2004-11-27 03:18:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2004-11-27 02:09:51 (#)
Ranking: 0
Seriously. People eat off that counte
I'd eat off of her, jeesus christ. Shes pretty good looking.
Submitted by Spuds002 (user info) at 2004-11-27 03:07:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
tits should always have a higher rating.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2004-11-27 02:31:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Auto +2 for almost-convincing fake tits. Almost.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2004-11-27 02:09:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Seriously. People eat off that counter...
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-11-27 02:09:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
tits
Submitted by Kazzerax (user info) at 2004-11-27 02:01:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
should've given the pic to MickGinny.
Submitted by Tastycat (user info) at 2004-11-27 01:55:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ha, no. Unless she were naked. I probably wouldn't defend myself.
Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2004-11-27 01:49:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
it took your machine two whole minutes to get this uploaded because your hard drive is bursting at the seams with soft core porn.
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-11-27 01:39:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i bet that chick could kick your ass
just speculating
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2004-11-27 01:39:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
+2 for the poetry
-2 for the beautiful woman.