Shlongy's "Fans" Speak Out!!! Volumn 2 (2771 hits)
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Submitted by <nolan.at.Baseballwriter.net> (View user info) at 2004-11-27 10:10:08 EST
The fans of Shlongy have spoken. They think Shlongy sucks! That's not exactly a news flash, now is it?
What exactly is Shlongy doing wrong around here? Shlongy's feelings are hurt.
1)Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-11-24 23:44:14 (#)
Ranking: 0
All this energy calling me
Back where it comes from
It's such a crude attitude
It's back where it belongs
All the little kids growing up on the skids are goin'
Shlongy sucks, Shlongy sucks
Jumpin' gene genies, moody james deanies goin'
Shlongy sucks, Shlongy sucks, Shlongy sucks, Shlongy sucks
Shlongy sucks, Shlongy sucks, Shlongy sucks, Shlongy sucks
Mama knows but she don't care
She's got her worries too
Seven kids and a phony affair
And the rent is due
All the little chicks with the crimson lips go
Shlongy sucks, Shlongy sucks
She's livin'in sin with a safety pin
She's goin' Shlongy sucks, Shlongy sucks, Shlongy sucks, Shlongy sucks
Shlongy sucks, Shlongy sucks, Shlongy sucks, Shlongy sucks
I got some records from world war two
I'll play 'em just like me grand dad do
He was a rocker and I am too
Oh Shlongy sucks, yeah Shlongy sucks
So find a place
Grab a space
And yell and scream for more
Shlongy sucks, Shlongy sucks, Shlongy sucks, Shlongy sucks
Shlongy sucks, Shlongy sucks, Shlongy sucks, Shlongy sucks
Shlongy sucks, Shlongy sucks, Shlongy sucks, Shlongy sucks
Shlongy sucks, Shlongy sucks, Shlongy sucks, Shlongy sucks
Shlongy sucks, Shlongy sucks, Shlongy sucks, Shlongy sucks
Shlongy sucks, Shlongy sucks, Shlongy sucks, Shlongy sucks
Three! four!
Three! four!
Three! four!
Sh-ohio-longy!
2)Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2004-11-27 05:19:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
Schlongy's a dick.
Another excellent post
3)Submitted by XII (user info) at 2004-11-27 02:32:40 (#)
Ranking: 2
shlongy, go eat yourself
4)Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-11-27 00:56:40 (#)
Ranking: 2
Rare for someone to be more articulate than the great Shlongy?
You're such a fairweather fan, Shlongy. You rate one way, and then when any Uber-femme comes along you change your rating accordingly.
Way to think with your impotent dick, moron.
5)Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-11-26 14:53:59 (#)
Ranking: 0
So why do you spent so much time here?
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-26 14:40:30 (#)
Ranking: 0
No thanks. I don't like to associate with loser friendless homo dorks.
6)Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-11-25 23:22:53 (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy = pwn3d
7)Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-11-24 19:53:24 (#)
Ranking: 0
hahahaha
i love how the Schlongster spends all day on Ubersite making fun of us "losers", but doesn't consider himself one
8)Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-11-25 12:44:09 (#)
Ranking: 0
and shlongman, since you so desperately want my attention, i'll give it to you one last time. you can't stop coming back here, so you obviously want something from me.
i have a solution to your problem with me- grow up.
that's right. two simple words- grow up. if you don't want to see pictures of me, don't click my posts, because i'm going to include one of me on almost every single post of mine. some people leave a signature when they write something. pictures are kind of like my signature. if you think i'm posting them because i think i'm hot stuff, you're a little off, pal. the last picture of me i posted, i looked pale and haggard. the one before that was a picture of me when i was a terrible drunk and in the worst shape of my life, with my shirt off no less. not a pretty thing. this picture makes my head look like a potato, as Kenny would say, or someone else on this thread used the word "McNugget". someone also said it looked like i was wearing a circus mask with a big bird nose, and i can actually see what they mean.
maybe if you weren't so insecure, you wouldn't have a problem, shlongy. seriously, though, here's the deal- if you don't want to see pictures of me, don't click my posts. it's that simple. if you pull this crap again, you're going to just get ignored, plain and simple. i won't cater to your attention seeking.
9)Submitted by Thored (user info) at 2004-11-25 23:05:09 (#)
Ranking: 1
*Holds up his "Team Shlongy" fan sign*
10)Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-11-25 23:07:42 (#)
Ranking: 2
Forgot a few things. You understand. It was as simple as pinning a box of Kleenex's between my desk and the 'Enter' button. I went and made myself a turkey sandwich, came back, and placed the box back onto the desk.
You're not worth a real response, Shlongy. You're young, idiotic, and pathetically longing for attention.
Sorry about the spacious response on your post, Andy. No hard feelings.
11)Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-11-24 14:45:23 (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy I almost nailed your mom out of sympathy--no human deserves to be that unloved. But then I remembered I don't fuck fat ugly chicks so I kicked her last tooth in and left her unconcious behind a dumpster for some rats to feed on.
You gotta great family
12)Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-11-25 00:08:35 (#)
Ranking: -2
Shlongy you're so fucking gay I can't believe it.
13)Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-11-25 13:19:37 (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy is just another in a long line of shitfuck-esque clones. The only way he'd have an insult to throw at me is if I gave him one.
14)Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-11-16 10:41:22 (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, I bet you are really handsome shlongy. You should send those photos ASAP, I'm horny as fuck and I want a nice gent to jerk off over
15)Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-11-16 10:53:16 (#)
Ranking: 0
HAHAH
Look at schlongy wearing his stupid hat!
I never knew you were black, you cunt!
16)Submitted by immygirl1 (user info) at 2004-11-16 22:56:32 (#)
Ranking: -2
SHLONGY IS A PEDOPHILE!!!! SHLONGY IS APEDOPHILE!!! HE WANTS TO RAPE ME!!!!
There was another 450 of these compliemnts around here but I lost interest.
User Reviews
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2005-06-27 22:37:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-14 18:22:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Your not clever either
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-01-23 08:03:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't hate you Schlong. I don't have the need to crawl up your butt like some do..
But I think your pretty funny.
Submitted by MrPresident (user info) at 2004-12-04 17:04:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Even Timothy McVeigh had fans.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-30 19:00:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, I can understand why.
It's not everyday that peeps get to take a look at your boyfriends' ass crack.
Lots of writing talent went into that one, fucktard. Congrats!
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-11-30 18:57:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/51772
That's what you call REAL hits, skid row.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-30 18:43:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I think this semi-disaster just set my personal hits record.
Who do I see about picking up my Gold Record?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-30 12:06:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"Teenager"?
Christ, we have adult children.
All I did was compile a series of "compliments", and put them to post for easy viewing pleasure. And hopefully, a couple of chuckles.
Was that SOOOOO wrong, I ask?
In the meantime, go fuck your pompous self.
Submitted by Hugeos (user info) at 2004-11-30 11:56:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Pissing people off is fine, but isn't this all a bit boring? Where did all the decent writers go?
Who wants to encourage yet *another* teenager who is trying to show off?
Not me.
Hence, a neutral 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-30 11:08:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Not bad, matey.
Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-11-30 08:13:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Drink up thee cider
Drink up thee cider
For tonight we'll merry be
We're going down the rovers
to do the bastards over
There's still more cider in the jar
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My old man said be a rovers fan
I said fuck off, bollocks you're a cunt
we hate the rovers and they all know it
we hate the rovers and we'll fucking show it
with hatchets and hammers
carving knives and spanners
we'll show them gas head bastards how to fight (fight fight)
cause you'll never take the eastend with the city on it
fight, fight, fight, fight, fight (ALL TOGETHER NOW)
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-30 07:47:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The kids at Bristol are sharp as a pistol
When they do the Bristol Stomp
Really something when the joint is jumping
When they do the Bristol Stomp
Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-11-30 06:13:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-29 18:03:59 (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey...I rate every post I review fairly.
Then, every classic post I drop, I have 7 angry homos who auto -2 me.
Since they're all too chickenshit to meet up for a good old fashioned ass kicking, I'm limited in my retribution.
Hence, the weakass -2 threat, which, I'll agree, is pathetic.
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You can pop down to Bristol anytime mate.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2004-11-30 06:02:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
whose this shlongy?
is he one of the lower level Uber Bad Boys?
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2004-11-30 00:32:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
its about damn time someone did this.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-11-29 22:53:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2004-11-29 22:36:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I like your posts, but is there a chance you'd meet me for a good old-fashioned street fight?
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-11-29 18:11:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
B@W
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-29 18:03:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey...I rate every post I review fairly.
Then, every classic post I drop, I have 7 angry homos who auto -2 me.
Since they're all too chickenshit to meet up for a good old fashioned ass kicking, I'm limited in my retribution.
Hence, the weakass -2 threat, which, I'll agree, is pathetic.
Submitted by Thored (user info) at 2004-11-29 17:56:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You know your pathetic when...
You threaten someone with -2's and your serious.
*Holds up Shlongy fanboy sign*
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-29 17:31:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Who isn't less annoying than fuckface?
Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2004-11-29 15:05:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Meh...Shlongy has his moments, but he's a bit too cocky for someone with no life.
Still, he's less annoying than prof fuckface.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2004-11-29 13:24:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Who fucking cares anyway?
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-11-29 13:13:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Your only true fans are the makers of viagra and adult sized diapers.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-11-29 12:57:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm starting to wonder if you and shlongy are one and the same, jack. Shlongy has to be someone's alter, why not yours?
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2004-11-29 12:46:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-11-29 10:27:07 (#)
Ranking: -2
agreed.
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Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-11-29 10:19:42 (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey shlongy, you dumb, illiterate cunt, nobody cares about your little -2 list. You are fucking sad if you think you hold some kind of power with your little -2s. Your opinion < shit. Your negative 2s < shit. You and fetish are in the same boat: you are both deluded in thinking your opinion matters.
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Gee, it's almost like they are two different people.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-11-29 12:39:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you crack me up... when you are not being *too* insensitive.
I wish you and shitfuck wouldn't fight. :-(
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-29 12:30:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd kill you, mommy's boy. Now go heat up a Swanson Dinner for One, dipshit.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-11-29 10:57:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
4am? What the fuck do you think you know? Ever occur to you maybe I live in another timezone? As I write this, it is midnight where I live. And fuck you, if we ever met you wouldn't do or say shit, you are an internet tough guy who goes around THREATENING PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET.
Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-11-29 10:44:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-29 10:33:27 (#)
Ranking: 0
professor fucktard- I'm fairly certain that no one needs an ignorant, semi-literate, lifetime virgin mommy's boy to stick up for them.
Nice job posting reviews at 4am, you fucking loser.
PS. I'll beat the living shit out of you.
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to be honest mate, I couldn't care less. But it's comments like "p.s I'll beat the living shit out of you." that really get me thinking you're a complete prick.
Lets face the music. You sit in front of your computer just as much as fuckface does, so who is worse?
Will you ever meet fuckface? No.
So why say you'll kick his ass when it's never going to happen.
I expect you're the sort of guy who will antagonise a fight, but then pussy out. Or just get a beating.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2004-11-29 10:39:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Shlongy rules. I'm intrigued by his uber-charisma and devil-may-care attitude. I think he probably rubs some people the wrong way because they are put off by his misogynistic comments, but it's all in good fun.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-29 10:33:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
professor fucktard- I'm fairly certain that no one needs an ignorant, semi-literate, lifetime virgin mommy's boy to stick up for them.
Nice job posting reviews at 4am, you fucking loser.
PS. I'll beat the living shit out of you.
Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-11-29 10:27:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
agreed.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-11-29 10:19:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey shlongy, you dumb, illiterate cunt, nobody cares about your little -2 list. You are fucking sad if you think you hold some kind of power with your little -2s. Your opinion < shit. Your negative 2s < shit. You and fetish are in the same boat: you are both deluded in thinking your opinion matters.
Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-11-29 10:17:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Crums.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-29 10:04:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck off , Optics. You just moved to the perma -2 list.
Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-11-29 09:16:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i am no fan of yours.
Cunt.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-11-29 09:06:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I USUALLY like shlongy..... but this post was just fucking stupid and pointless.
If this IS in fact an alter.... drop it already, it's gotten worn and tattered and nobody gives a shit anymore.... Your "shock value" is tired by now dude, go play golf or something.
If this ISN'T an alter, and you ARE a real person...
WRITE SOMETHING FUNNY FOR GODS SAKE...!!!
Clear the shit outta yer head and do it!
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-11-28 15:34:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
That review wasn't a jab at you, Shlongy. You're one of the funniest guys on the site. Pissing people off is no bad thing.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2004-11-28 12:22:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I think you are funny.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-11-28 12:15:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
And you are such a mincing faggot MY dick almost smells like shit.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-11-28 12:14:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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A roll of parchment; a scroll.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-28 12:09:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-11-28 11:59:16 (#)
Ranking: 0
And 'volumn' isn't even a word, scatmuncher. Nobody that has gone through college would make that mistake. For all your bullshit you are definitely a highschool graduate at best.
"Volumn's not a word???"
SINCE WHEN?
I may need to make a new post celebrating your fucking stupidity, fusktard.
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My "high school" must be 40 steps up on your "college", retard.
You're so stupid you make MY head hurt, you fucking dumbass dipshit.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-11-28 11:59:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
And 'volumn' isn't even a word, scatmuncher. Nobody that has gone through college would make that mistake. For all your bullshit you are definitely a highschool graduate at best.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-11-28 11:44:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"WTF I'M NOT READING ALL THAT"
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-11-28 11:37:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That's right, I'm jealous of a guy who spends his days on his PC weaving wonderous tales of faraway golf courses where everything is made of candy (even the sandtraps and grass) and every casino welcomes you in with open arms and gives you money to gamble with because they enjoy your company so much, they are willing to run a loss because they want to be with you as much as possible.
I bet even you are jealous of that guy, because that life sure as fuck isn't yours.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-28 10:29:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm an icon all right...but not for the reason that you listed, fucktard.
How's that jealousy taste this morning...better than the pole you usually smoke?
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-11-28 00:08:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Excellent play on words there jack. Too bad it doesn't really mean anything. If you believe my comment is ironic because in fact I am a talentless piece of shit, then my comment would be hypocrisy, not irony. And by all means, shlongy may very well be the icon of lack of talent.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2004-11-27 23:57:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-11-27 10:19:57 (#)
Ranking: 0
Your posts deserve -2s, shlongy, you're a talentless piece of shit.
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The difference between ironic and iconic.
The above comment is the former. Shlongy is the latter.
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-11-27 22:34:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Words are words are words are words are words.
I'm responding out of decency. None of this bothers me, which it shouldn't considering this post wasn't attacking me in any way. I don't dislike you because frankly, I don't know you, nor do I intend to wish that I knew you. I'm not a fan or a "hater" so your efforts to put out and label me are meaningless.
Woop-dee-doo it's just a website. Here's a +2 because ratings...mean, The World.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-27 21:02:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-11-27 11:24:29 (#)
Ranking: -2
You are a pathetic little pussy. I am pretty sure which user you are hiding behind with this alter.
Oh really? Which one, Dick Tracy?
I think it'll be interesting to see who our resident fatass genius comes up with here. Please, enlighten us.
(It will be especially tricky since I am not an "alter" of anyone - just don't tell lardass this tidbit of info)
Who am I, fatboy?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-27 19:16:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You know...in the end, when all is said and done, everyone, with any kind of active brain matter at all, ends up loving Shlongy's shtick.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-11-27 19:15:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Because I made the list.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-27 18:56:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't give a shit about being called a frog, I just wondered what my froginess had to do with it.
Nothing I suppose.
+2 for that hilarious reply : http://www.ubersite.com/m/52794#984340
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-27 18:53:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
OK...I apologize for throwing the frog thing in there too, Caul.
But the word "frog" is almost as fun to say as "Shlong".
Everyone...try it...let it roll off the tongue.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-27 18:36:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Oh wise Shlongy, what does one's language has to do with anything?
Here's a small compensation for camping on your shitty post +1
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2004-11-27 18:27:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I just laugh every time I read the name 'Shlongy.' It's just so...stupid. There are some names here that piss me off and some that just make me laugh.
Love,
Steve
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-27 18:14:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-27 17:27:08 (#)
Ranking: -2
I wonder what's worse. Being a goddamn friendless loser virgin homo dork or a goddamn friendless loser virgin homo dork who keeps bullshitting about being a rich poker player and a Tiger Wood pupil?
Answer: The former.
Except in your case, you can throw "bitter" into the description.
Get the fuck out of my post, frog pussy.
PS. I never said I was rich, you jealous, francophone dipshit. But I am retired.
Have fun at your tedious bullshit job, froggy.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-27 18:06:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-27 16:09:49 (#)
Ranking: 0
How many times do you have to -2 me, ya goddamn friendless loser virgin homo dork?
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Only one counts kid.
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2004-11-27 17:40:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fans? Average rating of all messages: -0.14
With only 36 messages posted, you'd think it'd be higher with all of your "fans".
I think Mginny fuckt you over good enough. Not that I can do better, but there's nothing left to say.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-27 17:27:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I wonder what's worse. Being a goddamn friendless loser virgin homo dork or a goddamn friendless loser virgin homo dork who keeps bullshitting about being a rich poker player and a Tiger Wood pupil?
Just wondering. I'm a fan of your omnipresence by the way. How you manage to do all that badass stuff and be on Uber all day really impresses me.
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2004-11-27 16:27:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hate posts get automatic apathy.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-27 16:09:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
How many times do you have to -2 me, ya goddamn friendless loser virgin homo dork?
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-27 15:09:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-27 15:08:21 (#)
Ranking: -2
great post
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Finally something we can agree on...
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-27 15:08:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
great post
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-11-27 15:00:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I wish Hadooken was still around
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-11-27 14:59:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i like shlongys style
hes a real shit kicker around here
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-11-27 14:54:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
shitfuck is my hero.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-27 14:43:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Awww, gee...thanks.
But I already had my midlife crisis back in 1997....I got over it and sold the Porsche back in July of 1999.
I can't really argue with anything else you said though.
Submitted by ardubs (user info) at 2004-11-27 14:37:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I've always considered this Shlongy character as some disgruntled fuck coping with his midlife crisis and finding an outlet by projecting a negative image to a certain domain on the Intenet (namely ubersite).
Despite your impeccable spelling capabilities, your soul and personality are about as devoid of substance as your taste. Now please fuck off. Thanks. :)
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-11-27 14:29:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I love you.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-27 13:45:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You'll kill ME?
Buahahahaaaaaaa...that's a good one, Urkel. You should be kissing my ass for acknowledging your meaningless existance.
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-11-27 13:25:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Use my name again without permission and I'll fucking kill you.
I think I've got a herring problem.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-27 13:02:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
PFF thinks I'm balloonknot, how sweet. He thinks I'm all the good users.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-11-27 12:43:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I hate no one...
Except you.
Yeah, you.
YOu with the green t-shirt on...
Yeah, quit looking around for someone else. You're home alone...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-27 12:36:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Is it too late to add MickGinny, who, by the way, I think is an overrated, overweight piece of unoriginal virginal horseshit, and his latest review to MY post?
Thanks, fatass...I appreciate the kind words. Now wipe that mustard off your chin...and NOT on your sleeve this time, dipshit.
And as far as mrwulf is concerned...that's so sweet.
You're 100% accurate- except for the part where you mentioned that I have lots of sex with Mrs. Shlongy.
I said "...GOOD sex Mrs. Shlongy"...not "lots of it".
I WISH there was lots of it.
Then, I wouldn't have to jack off to "MILF Hunter" and "Mature Sluts" once a day.
But, and I have to ask once again...who the fuck am I an "alter" of? There's a couple of Uber broads who know who I am...and I don't think I have any alters. But I'll double check that.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-11-27 11:24:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You are a pathetic little pussy. I am pretty sure which user you are hiding behind with this alter.
So go ahead, say this is not an alter you are using it only makes you look twice as pathetic.
Wussamatta, Mommy and Daddy didn't pay attention to you? So you are compelled to act like a tough guy on the internet for attention? Awwww, poor baby.
Listen sugar tit, everyone (with reasoning capabilities that is) knows you are a sissy and they are not offended by your weak attempts to insult them. But rather view you with pity and disgust because of what a weak cunt you parade yourself on this site as. But you cant even see that because you are also thick as a blockwall.
You have been owned countless times, even by children you fucking imbecile. Your pathetic side shines even brighter because you are so dense as a rock ignorant that you are unaware of when you have been drawn and quartered.
You are a not only a fucking joke you are the butt of the joke. Am I getting through your iron head yet?
go away asshole.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2004-11-27 10:59:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My favorite Shlongy line is "friendless homo-geeker"... and calling girls "toots". I like the way he refers to Uber as "this joint".
Shlongy, me and you got off to a bad start all those months ago since then we sort of made up, mainly because I thought you were trying to be an asshole. The truth is, you really are an ass-hole! You are fucking funny though.
I don't see you in the same pile as all the alters because you have a personality that is completely different from everyone else on this site...
You are leagues above a lot of the people you have banter with because, dare I say it, you are likeable in a jumped up shit eating facist sexist prick kind of a way. You're bolshy and I personally attribute that to the fact I believe you when you say you're retired and play poker and golf and have shit loads of sex with Mrs. Shlongy.
I would be just like you if I didn't take my writing so seriously.
Stay funny man,
Paul.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-11-27 10:54:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm not clever enough to "be" or "have" an alter.
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I don't think you are clever enough to do anything apart from breathe.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-27 10:40:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm not clever enough to "be" or "have" an alter.
Oh, and I also don't have THAT much interest in this joint to make the effort to have one.
Shlongy hates alters. Too confusing. Can't keep track of those posters that I hate.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-11-27 10:28:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you're my fucking hero, alter or not
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-27 10:22:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I have tons of talent, dipshit.
I just choose not to waste it in here.
I've accomplished more in my life than you will in 100 lifetimes.
Now go ask mommy for $12 for pizza, you fucking ugly, lonesome loser.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-11-27 10:19:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Your posts deserve -2s, shlongy, you're a talentless piece of shit.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-27 10:17:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That figures...That homo can't hit me with -2's fast enough.
I think he stays up for days on end waiting for me to drop a random post.
What a friendless, loser, homo dork.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2004-11-27 10:17:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Bored @ the domicile or your maternal parent.
I will have to pass the time with fuckery.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-11-27 10:16:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
balloonknot is fetish
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-27 10:15:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Dammit...if I had just waited 5 more minutes I could have included BalloonKnot's comment.
Then, we might know who the fuck he is. Because as it stands, no one ever heard of him.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-11-27 10:13:36 EST (#)
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Yeah, go and have a cry shlongy.
Submitted by BalloonKnot (user info) at 2004-11-27 10:11:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
sholngy is so gay that he tried to eat his own ass
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-27 10:10:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I have this strange feeling that there may be some additions to this "compilation" following very shortly.