Growth (589 hits)
Category: Science & EnvironmentalRating: 1 on 8 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by ardubs (View user info) at 2004-11-27 14:17:04 EST
I prepared for months for you. I've always known I wanted to be responsible for a new life form; one that I could nurture and devote my utmost attention to. I named you Pablo. When you're older, you'll understand just how cool the name Pablo is. You have the same name as a man who singlehandedly conquered a certain illicit market circa 1980.
Every day I make sure you have enough food, and any other requirement. I think about you while I'm not around and hope you're doing well. I hope you understand that I have to be away sometimes to make a living to be able to properly provide for you. You require lots of nutrients and even more love to grow strong and prosperous.
When you show that you're ready, I'll set you free. You'll be my pride, my joy, and my high.
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-27 20:56:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This reminds me of this:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/52784
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2004-11-27 20:40:04 EST (#)
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lago is right.
It's either a male, or it's Canadian Hemp.
Either way, no bud for you.
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2004-11-27 16:33:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHA
Youve got a MALE plant!
No BUD for you!
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-11-27 15:27:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Whooooo! Go horticulturists!
WHOOOOOO!!
Submitted by ardubs (user info) at 2004-11-27 15:18:24 EST (#)
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SK: How many weeks in were you able to determine its gender (m/f)?
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-11-27 15:12:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I adopted an Afghani.
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2004-11-27 14:25:57 EST (#)
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"Hey you, smokin' mother nature, this is a bust" ---The Who
Submitted by Oleannder (user info) at 2004-11-27 14:20:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I call mine 'Jim the Destroyer'