Crisis Averted!!! (1231 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.34 on 40 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Nomad <Drainoe.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-11-27 17:30:55 EST
http://www.ubersite.com/m/52746
http://www.ubersite.com/m/52757
http://www.ubersite.com/m/52796
WE JUST HAD SEX WE JUST HAD SEX WE JUST HAD SEXXXXXXX!!!
WOOO!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
If she ever finds out about Ubersite IM FUCKED!!
=cD
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Submitted by strider (user info) at 2004-12-17 13:14:15 EST (#)
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oops, -it
Submitted by strider (user info) at 2004-12-17 12:50:07 EST (#)
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"now break up with her"
So, since you think that he got all that he really wanted he should just leave her like all the other random guys she's been with that he's been so worried about it?
You all are a shallow and sorry lot...
Submitted by Wuzi (user info) at 2004-11-30 19:24:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2004-11-30 19:07:57 (#)
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Submitted by funkchomper (user info) at 2004-11-30 12:17:20 (#)
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Submitted by transhuman (user info) at 2004-11-28 17:10:22 (#)
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Submitted by AlkalineSolo (user info) at 2004-11-28 14:18:11 (#)
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Submitted by Lady_in_the_radiator (user info) at 2004-11-28 14:08:35 (#)
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ubmitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-11-28 13:38:24 (#)
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Submitted by DataForge22 (user info) at 2004-11-28 13:01:34 (#)
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2004-11-28 10:24:45 (#)
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Submitted by Oscar (user info) at 2004-11-28 09:44:26 (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-11-27 19:23:56 (#)
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Submitted by lush (user info) at 2004-11-27 18:04:53 (#)
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Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2004-11-27 17:55:17 (#)
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Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-11-27 17:52:48 (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-11-27 17:48:17 (#)
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Submitted by bush_for_god (user info) at 2004-11-27 17:43:01 (#)
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now break up with her
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2004-11-30 19:07:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by funkchomper (user info) at 2004-11-30 12:17:20 (#)
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Submitted by transhuman (user info) at 2004-11-28 17:10:22 (#)
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Submitted by AlkalineSolo (user info) at 2004-11-28 14:18:11 (#)
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Submitted by Lady_in_the_radiator (user info) at 2004-11-28 14:08:35 (#)
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ubmitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-11-28 13:38:24 (#)
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Submitted by DataForge22 (user info) at 2004-11-28 13:01:34 (#)
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2004-11-28 10:24:45 (#)
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Submitted by Oscar (user info) at 2004-11-28 09:44:26 (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-11-27 19:23:56 (#)
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Submitted by lush (user info) at 2004-11-27 18:04:53 (#)
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Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2004-11-27 17:55:17 (#)
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Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-11-27 17:52:48 (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-11-27 17:48:17 (#)
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Submitted by bush_for_god (user info) at 2004-11-27 17:43:01 (#)
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now break up with her
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-30 12:22:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by funkchomper (user info) at 2004-11-30 12:17:20 (#)
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Submitted by transhuman (user info) at 2004-11-28 17:10:22 (#)
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Submitted by AlkalineSolo (user info) at 2004-11-28 14:18:11 (#)
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Submitted by Lady_in_the_radiator (user info) at 2004-11-28 14:08:35 (#)
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ubmitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-11-28 13:38:24 (#)
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Submitted by DataForge22 (user info) at 2004-11-28 13:01:34 (#)
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2004-11-28 10:24:45 (#)
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Submitted by Oscar (user info) at 2004-11-28 09:44:26 (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-11-27 19:23:56 (#)
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Submitted by lush (user info) at 2004-11-27 18:04:53 (#)
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Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2004-11-27 17:55:17 (#)
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Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-11-27 17:52:48 (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-11-27 17:48:17 (#)
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Submitted by bush_for_god (user info) at 2004-11-27 17:43:01 (#)
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now kill yourself
Submitted by funkchomper (user info) at 2004-11-30 12:17:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by transhuman (user info) at 2004-11-28 17:10:22 (#)
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Submitted by AlkalineSolo (user info) at 2004-11-28 14:18:11 (#)
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Submitted by Lady_in_the_radiator (user info) at 2004-11-28 14:08:35 (#)
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ubmitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-11-28 13:38:24 (#)
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Submitted by DataForge22 (user info) at 2004-11-28 13:01:34 (#)
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2004-11-28 10:24:45 (#)
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Submitted by Oscar (user info) at 2004-11-28 09:44:26 (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-11-27 19:23:56 (#)
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Submitted by lush (user info) at 2004-11-27 18:04:53 (#)
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Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2004-11-27 17:55:17 (#)
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Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-11-27 17:52:48 (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-11-27 17:48:17 (#)
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Submitted by bush_for_god (user info) at 2004-11-27 17:43:01 (#)
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now break up with her
Submitted by CaptainAmik (user info) at 2004-11-30 11:38:54 EST (#)
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So now you have the hiv?
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2004-11-30 11:34:23 EST (#)
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Can anyone verify if there has ever been a chain longer than the one seen here?
Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2004-11-30 11:28:57 EST (#)
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But before you dump her, do her right in the pooper, the cinnamon ring of power, the balloon knot of love. Sounds like she'd enjoy it, and on the plus side, its probably the only orifice on her that hasn't been penetrated a triple-digit number of times. The "cleanest" sex with her is in the butt, oh, the horror!
Submitted by transhuman (user info) at 2004-11-28 17:10:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by AlkalineSolo (user info) at 2004-11-28 14:18:11 (#)
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Submitted by Lady_in_the_radiator (user info) at 2004-11-28 14:08:35 (#)
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ubmitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-11-28 13:38:24 (#)
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Submitted by DataForge22 (user info) at 2004-11-28 13:01:34 (#)
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2004-11-28 10:24:45 (#)
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Submitted by Oscar (user info) at 2004-11-28 09:44:26 (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-11-27 19:23:56 (#)
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Submitted by lush (user info) at 2004-11-27 18:04:53 (#)
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Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2004-11-27 17:55:17 (#)
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Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-11-27 17:52:48 (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-11-27 17:48:17 (#)
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Submitted by bush_for_god (user info) at 2004-11-27 17:43:01 (#)
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now break up with her
Submitted by AlkalineSolo (user info) at 2004-11-28 14:18:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by Lady_in_the_radiator (user info) at 2004-11-28 14:08:35 (#)
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ubmitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-11-28 13:38:24 (#)
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Submitted by DataForge22 (user info) at 2004-11-28 13:01:34 (#)
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2004-11-28 10:24:45 (#)
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Submitted by Oscar (user info) at 2004-11-28 09:44:26 (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-11-27 19:23:56 (#)
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Submitted by lush (user info) at 2004-11-27 18:04:53 (#)
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Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2004-11-27 17:55:17 (#)
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Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-11-27 17:52:48 (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-11-27 17:48:17 (#)
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Submitted by bush_for_god (user info) at 2004-11-27 17:43:01 (#)
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now break up with her
Submitted by Lady_in_the_radiator (user info) at 2004-11-28 14:08:35 EST (#)
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ubmitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-11-28 13:38:24 (#)
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Submitted by DataForge22 (user info) at 2004-11-28 13:01:34 (#)
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2004-11-28 10:24:45 (#)
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Submitted by Oscar (user info) at 2004-11-28 09:44:26 (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-11-27 19:23:56 (#)
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Submitted by lush (user info) at 2004-11-27 18:04:53 (#)
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Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2004-11-27 17:55:17 (#)
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Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-11-27 17:52:48 (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-11-27 17:48:17 (#)
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Submitted by bush_for_god (user info) at 2004-11-27 17:43:01 (#)
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now break up with her
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2004-11-28 13:40:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-11-28 07:22:16 (#)
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Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-11-27 19:38:13 (#)
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Men.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-11-28 13:38:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by DataForge22 (user info) at 2004-11-28 13:01:34 (#)
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2004-11-28 10:24:45 (#)
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Submitted by Oscar (user info) at 2004-11-28 09:44:26 (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-11-27 19:23:56 (#)
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Submitted by lush (user info) at 2004-11-27 18:04:53 (#)
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Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2004-11-27 17:55:17 (#)
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Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-11-27 17:52:48 (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-11-27 17:48:17 (#)
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Submitted by bush_for_god (user info) at 2004-11-27 17:43:01 (#)
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now break up with her
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... AFTER you leave in not-so-plain view, a long list of some random girl names. Put her name at the end of the list. Make sure it's somewhere she'll stumble upon it. When she asks, act defensive, and then say "If you must know, and we're going to be honest about things, these are the names of all the girls I've slept with. This Year. Things are different with you babe, I swear. I don't want to be like I used to." and after observing her reaction, continue with "Aw fuck it, who am I kidding? I like to fuck, and I like to fuck random girls. You were a challenge. Ha ha, there I go joking again, but seriously, let me take you to breakfast. It's a tradition I've kept with all the others."
Submitted by DataForge22 (user info) at 2004-11-28 13:01:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2004-11-28 10:24:45 (#)
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Submitted by Oscar (user info) at 2004-11-28 09:44:26 (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-11-27 19:23:56 (#)
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Submitted by lush (user info) at 2004-11-27 18:04:53 (#)
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Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2004-11-27 17:55:17 (#)
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Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-11-27 17:52:48 (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-11-27 17:48:17 (#)
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Submitted by bush_for_god (user info) at 2004-11-27 17:43:01 (#)
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now break up with her
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2004-11-28 10:24:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by Oscar (user info) at 2004-11-28 09:44:26 (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-11-27 19:23:56 (#)
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Submitted by lush (user info) at 2004-11-27 18:04:53 (#)
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Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2004-11-27 17:55:17 (#)
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Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-11-27 17:52:48 (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-11-27 17:48:17 (#)
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Submitted by bush_for_god (user info) at 2004-11-27 17:43:01 (#)
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now break up with her
Submitted by Oscar (user info) at 2004-11-28 09:44:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-11-27 19:23:56 (#)
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Submitted by lush (user info) at 2004-11-27 18:04:53 (#)
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Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2004-11-27 17:55:17 (#)
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Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-11-27 17:52:48 (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-11-27 17:48:17 (#)
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Submitted by bush_for_god (user info) at 2004-11-27 17:43:01 (#)
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now break up with her
Submitted by Worm (user info) at 2004-11-28 09:27:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-11-27 19:23:56 (#)
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Submitted by lush (user info) at 2004-11-27 18:04:53 (#)
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Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2004-11-27 17:55:17 (#)
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Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-11-27 17:52:48 (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-11-27 17:48:17 (#)
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Submitted by bush_for_god (user info) at 2004-11-27 17:43:01 (#)
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now break up with her
And you're no longer my hero. You've just contracted an assorted mix of STD's . Good luck un-fucking things up, you poor sap.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-11-28 07:28:31 EST (#)
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Crisis Averted? I see this as the beginning of a very long dramatic series, involving midget sex and genital warts, ending with your death at 19 years of age with a combination broken-heart/ghey aids.
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-11-28 07:22:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-11-27 19:38:13 (#)
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Men.
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2004-11-28 07:19:46 EST (#)
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I hope your little miner wore his gas wask, if you know what I mean.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2004-11-28 00:52:52 EST (#)
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Hahahahaha... Fucking Sellout... I love it!
Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2004-11-27 23:46:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by Bickerstaff (user info) at 2004-11-27 21:39:33 (#)
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Sex with this chic was a tragically bad idea...
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this will end up reminding us of clerks somehow.
"try not to suck any dick on your way to the parking lot!"
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-11-27 22:43:13 EST (#)
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well... was it good?
Submitted by Bickerstaff (user info) at 2004-11-27 21:39:33 EST (#)
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Sex with this chic was a tragically bad idea...
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2004-11-27 20:37:00 EST (#)
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They usually forgive you for Ubersite.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/25598
She did.
Submitted by PurpleTurkey (user info) at 2004-11-27 19:53:41 EST (#)
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Now break up with her.
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-11-27 19:42:59 EST (#)
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Make love to me you silly hairy little man.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-11-27 19:38:13 EST (#)
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Men.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-27 19:29:49 EST (#)
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Liar.
Self abuse doesn't technically count as sex.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-11-27 19:23:56 EST (#)
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Submitted by lush (user info) at 2004-11-27 18:04:53 (#)
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Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2004-11-27 17:55:17 (#)
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Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-11-27 17:52:48 (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-11-27 17:48:17 (#)
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Submitted by bush_for_god (user info) at 2004-11-27 17:43:01 (#)
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now break up with her
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-11-27 19:19:21 EST (#)
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You screwed, and now YOU ARE SCREWED.
Never date a head case.
Submitted by FuckTheArmy (user info) at 2004-11-27 19:12:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's good to hear the story starting to work out... but if you want it to work, better be comfy with it.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-11-27 18:49:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ok I give up
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-11-27 18:33:28 EST (#)
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Have sex with her again
Submitted by lush (user info) at 2004-11-27 18:04:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2004-11-27 17:55:17 (#)
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Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-11-27 17:52:48 (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-11-27 17:48:17 (#)
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Submitted by bush_for_god (user info) at 2004-11-27 17:43:01 (#)
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now break up with her
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2004-11-27 17:55:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-11-27 17:52:48 (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-11-27 17:48:17 (#)
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Submitted by bush_for_god (user info) at 2004-11-27 17:43:01 (#)
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now break up with her
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-11-27 17:52:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-11-27 17:48:17 (#)
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Submitted by bush_for_god (user info) at 2004-11-27 17:43:01 (#)
Ranking: 2
now break up with her
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-11-27 17:48:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by bush_for_god (user info) at 2004-11-27 17:43:01 (#)
Ranking: 2
now break up with her
Submitted by bush_for_god (user info) at 2004-11-27 17:43:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
now break up with her