What to get her for christmas (1491 hits)
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Submitted by <ahisugt.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-11-27 17:51:05 EST
I know that Christmas is so far away. But I need help.
What is there that I could get my girlfriend for christmas? I don't have a lot of money. Should I just cook her dinner one night or something? Help.
Just use this to tell anyone what a good present that you (girls) got was.
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Submitted by riggyrow (user info) at 2004-12-01 17:22:41 EST (#)
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Get her a new boyfriend. Preferrably one who isn't clueless.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2004-12-01 17:15:22 EST (#)
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Note: don't EVER listen when a girl says she doesn't want anything for her birthday/Christmas/etc.
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Um... sometimes we mean it...
If you don't know your girlfriend well enough to be able to come up with a gift for her, maybe you should get to know her better.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2004-12-01 01:43:25 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/51257
Regardless that you don't have alot of money, the title of the picture should give you an idea.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2004-12-01 01:31:30 EST (#)
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Do not cook her dinner. Do not make some crappy CD, do not buy her a card or write her a love letter.
GlitchCowman, I'm assuming that he wants suggestions for reality, not for some cheesy romance novel.
I swear to God, if my boyfriend did something as crappy as those suggestions for Christmas, I'd kill him. Cold-blooded murder.
Well, maybe not, but he is a helluva lot more creative.
Take my advice: NEVER EVER EVER give her any of those crappy coupon books. Why would you assume that your sex was good enough for that? Why would you assume that she'd even WANT a massage from you?
Like others suggested, go out and buy her something. I'm sure you can scrape together at least 100 bucks.
I'm not bitter, I'm just right.
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2004-11-29 04:58:48 EST (#)
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butt plug
Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-11-29 04:45:54 EST (#)
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buy her a radiator.
Submitted by CoreaPeekay (user info) at 2004-11-29 04:30:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-11-27 17:55:52 (#)
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buy her a dildo and tell her to go fuck herself and then dump her before she does something to screw you over, because she will.
Submitted by packofqtips (user info) at 2004-11-29 04:00:35 EST (#)
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make her coupons good for things you could do to her like this coupon entiles you to one night out, or this coupon entitles you to one half hour back massage little things like that its more personal than anything you could buy and probably more usefull to
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2004-11-28 15:06:48 EST (#)
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Get her a super hot chick and fuck them both.
Damn I'm good.
Submitted by Oscar (user info) at 2004-11-28 15:03:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-11-27 19:42:13 (#)
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get her a pot and a mixer. Then say,"Go make me a turkey pot pie, bitch."
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Bwa-hahahahahahahahahahaha
Submitted by Oscar (user info) at 2004-11-28 15:02:32 EST (#)
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Get her the following things:
- a good book
- chocolate
- a piece of nice but understated jewelry, delivered with the line "i just knew that when you put this on it would look better than a 10 carat diamond"
- a cashmere sweater/scarf
I seriously did this off the top of my head. How can it be that hard?
Note: don't EVER listen when a girl says she doesn't want anything for her birthday/Christmas/etc.
Submitted by PrettyBondage (user info) at 2004-11-28 14:45:04 EST (#)
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i'm sure she's wondering what to get you as well. so strike a deal with her. tell her "ill tell you what i want if you tell me what you want" that's what my boyfriend and i did. it works and it's easy. happy holidays.
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-11-27 22:38:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-27 19:23:55 (#)
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I would say, without knowing you at all, but because you're asking this stupid question in THIS forum, that you're probably a loser with at best, a tenuous hold on this relationship.
Let's face it: You know she's already bored with you and looking for someone better.
And believe me, EVERYONE fits into that catagory with the exception of professor fuckface and is a possiblity for her next fuck.
Soooooooooo, with that out of the way, unless you want to continue on for the next 15 years having sex- exclusively- with your right hand, I'd pass on the "cooking dinner for her" as a gift, and beg, borrow or steal and find some cash- you'll need at least $1000- and buy her something nice that she can show off to her friends.
Because that's how you will be judged, Sparky.
Take it from me. I'm an expert at pretty much everything but ESPECIALLY broads.
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Hahaha some great replies on here.
But seriously, get her a gun rack.
Submitted by The_Tequila_Kid (user info) at 2004-11-27 22:27:49 EST (#)
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Get your girlfriend some tequila. Everyone loves tequila. Proceed to drink said tequila and bang said girlfriend. No gay notes, frank dildos, or dangerous cooking.
Submitted by Bickerstaff (user info) at 2004-11-27 21:38:36 EST (#)
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This is tricky because, she, like all women, will never admit what she really wants from you; mostly because she doesn't know herself. You're doomed I tell ya. Dooooomed.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-11-27 19:42:13 EST (#)
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get her a pot and a mixer. Then say,"Go make me a turkey pot pie, bitch."
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-27 19:24:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-11-27 17:58:57 (#)
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Get one of those big bows and wrap it around your cock.
Not for a Christmas present, just because cocks with bows around them are funny.
Or, go with this. Because THIS is funny.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-27 19:23:55 EST (#)
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I would say, without knowing you at all, but because you're asking this stupid question in THIS forum, that you're probably a loser with at best, a tenuous hold on this relationship.
Let's face it: You know she's already bored with you and looking for someone better.
And believe me, EVERYONE fits into that catagory with the exception of professor fuckface and is a possiblity for her next fuck.
Soooooooooo, with that out of the way, unless you want to continue on for the next 15 years having sex- exclusively- with your right hand, I'd pass on the "cooking dinner for her" as a gift, and beg, borrow or steal and find some cash- you'll need at least $1000- and buy her something nice that she can show off to her friends.
Because that's how you will be judged, Sparky.
Take it from me. I'm an expert at pretty much everything but ESPECIALLY broads.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-11-27 18:29:36 EST (#)
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Hidden took my answer.
Submitted by GlitchCowman (user info) at 2004-11-27 18:23:23 EST (#)
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Also, sex.
Please, for the love of god, never withhold cock from your girlfriend as some sort of weapon. It's evil. EVIL.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2004-11-27 18:15:36 EST (#)
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find that fucking clitorus
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-11-27 17:58:57 EST (#)
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Get one of those big bows and wrap it around your cock.
Not for a Christmas present, just because cocks with bows around them are funny.
Submitted by GlitchCowman (user info) at 2004-11-27 17:58:28 EST (#)
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I'm a girl, to clarify.
Honestly, I know my boyfriend doesn't have a lot of money so it would mean all the more if he scrimped to get me a nice pair of earrings or similar jewelery or something, but I would be extremely happy if he did any of the following for Christmas:
1. Cooked - you're on the right track here, a nice romantic meal is always lovely, just spend some time with her and do something that you don't normally do.
2. Whatever you end up doing, if it's not something expensive, write her a long note. I know guys hate to do this, but writing a card or a note or something personal that tells her how much she means to you is something almost any girl loves. Guys don't take the time to do this enough. It doesn't have to be a Shakesperian sonnet, just write something legible, coherent, and sweet.
3. Make her a mix cd. Put songs that mean a lot to both of you on there, or just songs that you know she'd like. Write a little note to go with it explaining why each song is on there (once again, girls are suckers for this kind of sentimental stuff).
4. Do you have a lot of photos of you guys together? Make a collage of them or frame a nice photo for her. If there are enough, compile them into a pretty album for her, and write a little note promising that you guys will take plenty more in the future (swoon).
5. Often a very small gift that shows how well you know her is better received than something large that anyone would like. Does she love to write? Get her a nice journal. A friend of mine is obsessed with the linguist/scholar/intellectual Noam Chomsky. Her boyfriend went out and got her a Noam Chomksy DVD that she loved and went insane over. Doing something like this, something that shows that you LISTEN TO HER when she's talking, and pick up on the little things, means a lot.
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2004-11-27 17:56:23 EST (#)
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Get her a gun.
So she can shoot you in the face.
Face it man, she hates you.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-11-27 17:55:52 EST (#)
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buy her a dildo and tell her to go fuck herself and then dump her before she does something to screw you over, because she will.