The Great Debate: What to do about morning wood?! (696 hits)
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Submitted by xtremecowboy (View user info) at 2004-11-27 18:25:37 EST
Morning wood...
It is not a pleasant experience. You just don't no what to do with it. Should you try and pee? Well you have to force it out and sometimes your aim gets away from you. Should you masturbate? Then you run the risk of getting caught by someone. Also, if you masturbate before 8 o'clock in the morning, well then you need to invest in a blow-up doll. Your final option is to just let it go away on its own, but then you look like a freak for anywhere from a half hour to an hour running around in the early morning hours, hard as a rock!
So I would ask you, men of Uber, what do you think should be done about morning wood?
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Submitted by Freakmagnet (user info) at 2004-11-28 18:41:41 EST (#)
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I could cut off my Johnson, wait...not me, you.
Submitted by xtremecowboy (user info) at 2004-11-28 18:14:15 EST (#)
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Ok ok so I shouldn't have said it was not a pleasant experience. In the right circumstances it can be. I retract my previous statement.
Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2004-11-27 23:40:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by Impassive-Digressive (user info) at 2004-11-27 20:13:03 (#)
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Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-11-27 19:40:23 (#)
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who said it was unpleasent?
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my wife loves the morning wood.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-11-27 21:45:46 EST (#)
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fucking die
Submitted by Bickerstaff (user info) at 2004-11-27 21:35:19 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Impassive-Digressive (user info) at 2004-11-27 20:13:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-11-27 19:40:23 (#)
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who said it was unpleasent?
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-11-27 19:40:23 EST (#)
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who said it was unpleasent?
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2004-11-27 19:03:26 EST (#)
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Just polish it off and go back to sleep.
Love,
Steve
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2004-11-27 19:01:29 EST (#)
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have teh sexors?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-27 18:55:19 EST (#)
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Just let it rise like the flag.
And when you take that first squirt of the morning, stand back about three feet from the hopper.
OK... in your case, three inches.
Submitted by bush_for_god (user info) at 2004-11-27 18:48:53 EST (#)
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dude... you cut off the head by trapping it between your belly and your belt/pant waist. i can't believe nobody's done this before.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2004-11-27 18:34:52 EST (#)
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the answer is obvious.
fuck your girlfriend (or hooker, or dead body, or dog... whatever's in bed next to you)
Submitted by Chronicles_of_College_Guy (user info) at 2004-11-27 18:33:12 EST (#)
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Morning wood... I wouldn't.
Submitted by stevendurel (user info) at 2004-11-27 18:32:21 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-11-27 18:32:08 EST (#)
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You should suck your boyfriend off when it happens.
Fag
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-11-27 18:30:32 EST (#)
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I usually think about a chair until it goes away
Submitted by heyzues (user info) at 2004-11-27 18:28:59 EST (#)
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YOU should cut it off, along with your testicals, and anything else that may aide in you passing on your seed.