Tribute Posts for ShandytheDog (Uber's Bad Boy) (855 hits)
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Submitted by Firefly (View user info) at 2004-11-28 17:50:05 EST
I've never posted before but this is an emergency.
Yesterday Bart and all the other top uber brass come over to our place for a secret meeting. I listened secretly at the keyhole.
Apparently ShandytheDog (All Praise Shandy) is talking about finishing His famous series of Farewell Speeches and leaving ubersite forever!
He feels He is not appreciated enough.
Bart and Razor and the rest of them were in a panic, and couldn't come up a decent strategy to make Him stay. Not suprising, they are such useless cunts.
I have an idea though.
If enough of us spend the next few weeks writing nothing but tribute posts to Shandy (All Praise Shandy) maybe he will realise how much we love Him and He will stay. Ideally the front page should be filled entirely with Shandy tribute posts for at least a month.
To get the ball rolling, I've come up with a few suggested titles:
Shandythedog, let me count the ways I love Thee
Anyone who cannot appreciate the Works of Shandy is a barbaric cunt with no understanding of Literature, and they should leave ubersite now
Only Shandythedog brings hope and beauty into my life
Shandy, will you please cum on my head?
Shandy, may I please fondle your faeces?
Shandy, I stand with you till the last drop of my blood is spent in your campaigns to: bring understanding between the clothheads and the seppos; become president of the USA and prime minister of Australia and the UK; become an agent of democratic reform on Ubersite and globally via an online pressure group; introduce the Mystiamoon/Firefly Cup; introduce the Raw Uber offshoot page presided over by you; eliminate extreme global poverty; introduce a prize for the winner of ubermadness; allow uberusers to showcase their five favourite posts in the user profiles; put children to work and lower the age of consent; and anything else I've forgotten or You should think of later.
Shandy, your penis is the mightiest (and most beautiful) in the universe and I dream about it every night.
The Complete Works of Shandythedog: I have typed out with my own humble fingers every word Shandy has ever contributed to ubersite, and it was a holy and blessed experience.
Shandythedog - Uber Bad Boy or Angel of Mercy? Critical essays.
Shandythedog - the bridge between Reason and Love.
ShandytheDog and the New Renaissance
The Political Thought of Shandythedog
Shandythedog and his false disciples - a study in betrayal.
The new voice for the new millenia: Shandythedog takes up the baton handed down from Homer to Shakespeare.
The deeper implications of Shandyist Ceremonies, with particular attention to Shit Baptisms
A beginners guide to Shandyism
A list of my favourite orgasms induced by reading Shandy's magical words.
Revisting Symbolism in Shandythedog's Early Period: From Laloob to Magago, 2nd century sanskrit texts cross referenced to fractal geometry.
Shandythedog, Ubersite's most humble man.
Shandy my cunt hurts please heal me.
Shandy my cervix is gulping and i need a jug of your jism to slake its thirst
Shandy i want to have your baby.
Shandythedog, you rock, you rule, etc etc.
Anyway, these are just a few ideas to get things going. I'm sure we can come up with thousands more.
So get posting!
If we loose Shandy, life will have no meaning.
Love,
Firefly.
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-25 07:24:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I particularly enjoyed that one.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-05-25 07:03:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"The new voice for the new millenia: Shandythedog takes up the baton handed down from Homer to Shakespeare."
BWAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2004-11-29 17:38:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i think firefly stepped in because it would have been SUCH poor taste for me to request tribute posts for myself
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-11-29 16:32:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Doesn't sound like anything Firefly would say.
I like your posts. I hope this isn't a slam against her. She is too nice for that.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2004-11-29 03:33:32 EST (#)
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good god, still not a single tribute post up!
i know! i guess everyone must be working really hard, doing several drafts etc, trying to get things just right.
no doubt they will start pouring in in a day or so
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-11-29 00:14:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll write one.
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-11-28 22:49:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sorry, but this is the best Shandy tribute right here:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/44390 (NSFW) click it bitches you know you want to.
Still a noble effort, none the less.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2004-11-28 22:48:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
dude i can't believe you actually said SLAKE
this post was hilarious
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2004-11-28 22:41:13 EST (#)
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i just got back from some chores, and had expected the front page to be overwhelmed by STD tributes
maybe it's just because I'm the Uber Bad Boy, and people are scared to associate themselves with my name.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2004-11-28 22:39:19 EST (#)
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actually, prior to this post i hadn't been feeling too bad about my status on uber.
but the glaring absence of any tribute posts IS starting to make me wonder, esp as firefly has supplied so many excellent titles...
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-11-28 22:22:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2004-11-28 22:11:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yay! more of shandy's egomania, yum.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-11-28 21:05:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Okay, THAT was funny.
And StonedSilly, Shandy IS better than you. He's a bullshitter, a diva, a narcissist, an odd and frightening person, and an alcoholic, but he's a genius. He's ridiculously intelligent, and when he's not being deliberately weird he writes better than anybody else on this site, bar none.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-28 19:37:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"Even cigar was a better user than you are."
Greatness!
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-28 19:36:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Nice work, we all know firefly doesn't post.
Here's something that's right up your alley:
http://www.naughtybabs.com/affi/cs_regbanner_01.jpg
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-28 19:32:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Can't say I give a fuck.
Wait...yes I can.
"I don't give a fuck".
And I cannot, for the life of me, imagine who does.
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-11-28 19:01:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I love how all the He's and Him's are capitolized.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2004-11-28 19:00:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
also StonedSilly, you are probably just going through a phase many other uberusers have been through.
but fear not.
the dark, ignorant 'i hate shandy' phase is usually followed, sooner or later, by enlightenment and a proper love and respect.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2004-11-28 18:53:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
that's an odd reaction stonedsillly, seeing as how i was PRAISING your posts
congrats on getting all the grammer and capitilisation right though. that is certainly one of your strong points.
and look, to be frank, i'm a bit embarrassed by this post myself. firefly asked me if she could use my account to post something, but i had no idea it would be this.
still, she did mean well.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-11-28 18:47:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2004-11-28 18:23:00 (#)
Ranking: 0
thanks for this firefly, it's a nice thought
stoned silly and ico, your comments are really going to hurt firefly, as i know she holds you both in very high esteem (at first i didn't know why, your posts seemed so moronic and pathetic. but firefly explained you were actually parodying the worst of ubersite in a most brilliant and subtle manner)
falconer, alas, you are probably right.
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Wow. You seriously think that posting something under a faux eternal name is going to get people to like you? Or the shit you write? Here's a hint: It's not.
Who are you to talk of pathetic posts? All you are is an alter created to suck your own cock. You're a fucking circle-jerking fagass. A fucking mansucking fuckass. You don't post anything witty. You may have at one point, but fuck if I can find anything witty in your post archives.
Point blank: You're not better than me. You never have been. You never will be. Even cigar was a better user than you are. Please, give up. Hang yourself in your bathroom. I don't care if you have to go outside to get to your bathroom.
And, on a final note: My username isn't 'stoned silly.' It's 'StonedSilly."
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2004-11-28 18:23:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
thanks for this firefly, it's a nice thought
stoned silly and ico, your comments are really going to hurt firefly, as i know she holds you both in very high esteem (at first i didn't know why, your posts seemed so moronic and pathetic. but firefly explained you were actually parodying the worst of ubersite in a most brilliant and subtle manner)
falconer, alas, you are probably right.
Submitted by GlitchCowman (user info) at 2004-11-28 18:21:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
AAHHAHAHHAHHAHHHA I want to do one!
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-11-28 18:19:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Are you feeling unappreciated Shandy?
Submitted by Falconer (user info) at 2004-11-28 18:07:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't know, it might not work. Some of the other uberers seem too narcissistic to appreciate your work.
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2004-11-28 17:53:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Painful
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-11-28 17:50:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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