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Making Love To An Invisible Bitch (1114 hits)

Category: General

Rating: 0.4 on 12 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Martyn Steiner (View user info) at 2004-11-28 18:30:21 EST


I wrote this and thought it would be a good first line of a novel. I was just wondering what you people thought of it;

"Never was a stranger tale told than that of the man who loved what he knew not and feared that for which he yearned most greatly."



I know its not amusing, or clever so by way of apology for those who wanted something better, here's a picture I drew all by myself.

invisible.jpg (25 kB)

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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2004-12-13 14:30:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Your best work ever.

Submitted by Martyn_Steiner (user info) at 2004-11-29 15:24:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Basically, I'm your king.

Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2004-11-29 06:38:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

invisible bitches are hot

Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2004-11-29 01:50:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Okay, I admit it. I laughed like a little school girl at that picture.

Submitted by MoonStone (user info) at 2004-11-28 22:03:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2004-11-28 20:49:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i concur!

Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2004-11-28 20:33:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I happened to think it was brilliant.
the pic that is )and caption(

Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-11-28 19:16:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I laughed

Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-11-28 19:05:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Can you really get a dog's cock that far into Fetish's ass?

Submitted by amy_duffin (user info) at 2004-11-28 19:02:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

was the invisible bitch good?

Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2004-11-28 18:52:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

.............

Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2004-11-28 18:43:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

invisbilbe bitches also have their advantages though


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