I woke up next to an old man this morning (4203 hits)
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Submitted by comicbookguy (View user info) at 2004-11-28 21:03:07 EST
Birthday celebrations.
The one night where you have you no excuse to hold on, to say "not, that's too much", to make stipulations. No inhibitions.
Alcohol coursing through your veins, polluting your blood. Marijuana smoke clouding your brain.
Deriving pleasure from the systematic damage of your body.
A glance across a crowded club, eyes are met, smiles are exchanged. You sift your way through the mass of arms and legs to that smile.
The music is blaring, no words are exchanged, but the eyes say it all.
Then another pair of eyes, another smile. An eyebrow raised.
It's two for one and your confidence soars along with your blood alcohol level. The top corner of this temporary love triangle.
To the dance floor then, in a trance, sandwiched, all in rhythm, everyone moving as one.
Temperatures rise, euphoria seeps through your entire body, your senses attacked. The lights become brighter. The music, louder. The unmistakable stench of sexual tension in the air.
A vibration against my leg. A by product of the booming bass system.
Or not.
A phone call.
Flip it open, ear to ear smile.
A voice on the other end, forever of calm, always of reason. Now wavering.
The voice of a broken woman. The loud music prevents conversation but partial words sting like sweat in your eyes.
"Grandfather re-admitted/not much time/wants to see you"
Left standing there, under buckling knees, in an instant completely oblivious to the excess of stimuli around you.
Thoughts are gathered-you gaze into two pairs of beautiful brown eyes, staring at you intently. Teasing. Wanting.
You wake up a few hours later, sore from a night in a cold, hard chair. Your hand in his.
Feeling no regrets.
User Reviews
Submitted by mitchmarron (user info) at 2007-11-13 08:34:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Good story, but I'm confused about one thing... you F'd your grandfather on your birthday or his?
Submitted by Mike-Mc (user info) at 2007-11-13 07:39:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-15 02:44:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by weasul (user info) at 2006-03-15 02:25:53 EST (#)
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Amazing. Amazing indeed.
Submitted by ScotchTape (user info) at 2006-03-15 01:55:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What can be said that hasn't been already? Really, this is lovely.
Submitted by r0fl (user info) at 2006-03-15 01:14:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think this is... no wait... my favorite post I've ever read here.
Submitted by LadyJay (user info) at 2006-03-15 01:08:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
beautiful
Submitted by nahnoneofit (user info) at 2005-12-31 06:30:16 EST (#)
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yo there were two of em, why couldnbt they come visit grandpa with you.
Submitted by Supercords (user info) at 2005-03-28 16:58:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by Holz (user info) at 2005-02-18 14:04:43 EST (#)
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Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2005-02-11 17:57:01 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by TimeCop (user info) at 2005-02-11 14:33:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-02-11 12:38:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jo_of_the_golden_P (user info) at 2005-01-25 22:24:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-12-28 19:24:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Aw, hot sweet.
P.S. My name is on the MVA! Wooo! Wooo!
(Thanks)
Submitted by wasabi (user info) at 2004-12-17 03:40:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn I thought this was gonna be funny.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-12-05 15:37:23 EST (#)
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Feeling no regrets.....
Just a little sore in between the ass cheecks.
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2004-12-02 22:45:11 EST (#)
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And that is why you put their digits in your cell phone, and then called them the next night and had nasty freakish CBG sandwich sex.
Damn that's hot!
Submitted by rainman (user info) at 2004-12-02 22:35:56 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2004-11-30 22:42:02 EST (#)
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Awesome. It makes me think about my own relationship (or lack of one) with my grandparents.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2004-11-30 20:58:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Occasionally, beauty surfaces unabashedly on Ubersite. This is one of those times.
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-11-29 21:30:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2004-11-29 00:19:20 (#)
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couldn't you have taken the babes to the hospital?
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That may have been slightly awkward.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-11-29 17:08:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry to hear that. On the plus side, you should be able to guilt him into an apology fuck. You know, to apologize for interrupting your partying?
WHAT???
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2004-11-29 16:55:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
lava lamps fucking RULE
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-11-29 16:38:23 EST (#)
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woah. you're ghey? that's so ... hot!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-11-29 10:54:42 EST (#)
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Plus...
Fucking...
Two.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2004-11-29 09:14:09 EST (#)
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Nice tribute.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2004-11-29 09:03:18 EST (#)
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good
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-11-29 05:34:43 EST (#)
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Swedish!
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2004-11-29 04:52:14 EST (#)
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Top posting
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-11-29 00:35:12 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2004-11-29 00:19:20 EST (#)
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couldn't you have taken the babes to the hospital?
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2004-11-28 23:57:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Gramps: That's some fuckin good writin jus there, see?
Billy: Yeh, sure Gramps. I know that. Can i go play ball, now?
Gramps: You'll play ball when i say you can play ball.
Infinity. Infinity. Infinity. End.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-11-28 23:54:46 EST (#)
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As a present, you get a +2 and a spot in the next Uber Baby album. Got yer pic right here...
album #1 http://www.ubersite.com/m/52693
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2004-11-28 23:49:52 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by sketch9 (user info) at 2004-11-28 23:01:55 EST (#)
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very very good
Submitted by Zod (user info) at 2004-11-28 22:48:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Not bad. Not bad at all...
Submitted by goleafsgo (user info) at 2004-11-28 22:24:11 EST (#)
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deep, very, very deep
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-11-28 22:21:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by Demolocke (user info) at 2004-11-28 22:13:46 (#)
Ranking: -2
Beautiful.
Submitted by Demolocke (user info) at 2004-11-28 22:13:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Beautiful.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-11-28 22:12:06 EST (#)
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From the title, I thought... well, you know. It was good, though. My condolences for the loss.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-11-28 22:01:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow. How you got so much into such a short story, i'll never know. But i'm fucking jealous.
Submitted by GlitchCowman (user info) at 2004-11-28 21:56:37 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2004-11-28 21:31:45 EST (#)
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Touching.
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-11-28 21:11:33 EST (#)
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that made me laugh really hard dude.
Submitted by AlkalineSolo (user info) at 2004-11-28 21:10:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
For a second I thought that the end meant that that you were at a gay dance club, and instead of voing to visit your granddad, you just fucked a man.
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2004-11-28 21:08:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I had a similar night, where I woke up in a warm bed, his cold, hard "hand" in my "hand".
No leglets.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2004-11-28 21:06:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
From funny, to strange, to sad, to peaceful.