Life, she is a motherfucker, is she not? (539 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1 on 3 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by DemoLocke (View user info) at 2004-11-29 03:54:14 EST
Today I woke up at 12:30 when I was hoping to be up by 11. "It's 12:30!" I said, exasperated.
When I finally got up, I realized I had to shower, brush my teeth AND eat breakfast. The milk container was new, and thus full, making it heavy when pouring its contents into my cereal.
After finishing my cereal I realized THAT I HAD JUST BRUSHED MY TEETH BEFORE EATING IT. Frustrated, I brushed my teeth again.
The phone rang; I thought it might be a girl. Coincidentally, I thought wrong. It was one of my buddies ("Geoff"). He asked if I wanted to eat somewhere for lunch, but here's the kicker: I was still full from my cereal!
When I asked if he could just pick me up something to eat later, he refused. If you want me to starve then why did you even call!
Tangent: I had been listening to the radio off and on from the time I woke up. They played the Target commercial at least 6 times! When will they get the picture I don't want to buy their product?
Anyway (I had turned off the radio by this point), as I was trying to think of something to do, it hit me: throw around a frisbee! No again. As life would have it (big surprise), I didn't even HAVE a frisbee.
If this is God's idea of a practical joke, then please, send me to hell AFSAP.
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-11-29 04:15:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good job, much better than my introspective piece of shit. I went for serious, but not whiny. You nailed it with, "Look at how much of a moron you are you queen."
Beautiful fucking work
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2004-11-29 04:06:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ok, now this is getting out of hand. And by out of hand I mean less and less funny.
Submitted by Demolocke (user info) at 2004-11-29 04:05:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I should say: the post's title was inspired by the title of post http://www.ubersite.com/m/52888, and its content was inspired by bart's comment in that post.