Girls that piss themselves. (2296 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dirty HumorRating: -1.57 on 16 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Nigel Harvey <nigelharvey.at.wolves.co.uk> (View user info) at 2004-11-29 09:57:49 EST
I have just found this site and have decided to share a couple of experiences with you.
I used to see a girl (every Saturday) from my home town and one night when we were out we decided it would be a great idea to go and have sex in a car park in her Land Rover. After the usual huffing and puffing I felt a very warm sensation around the crotch area,, it was only when i stood up I realised that she had pissed all over me and now I was soaking wet through! Girls have asked if I will piss over them before but I have not been that keen. Anyone been pissed all over without their concent?
Just a quickie. Whilst working on a holiday camp our favourite trick was to ask any new starters if they wanted to see your child, when they said yes (as they inevitably do)you went up on top of wardrobe as if you were pulling down a photo or something. Imagine their surprise when you pull down a condom full of your sperm and slap them round the face with it! Oh the fun we used to have!
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Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2004-11-29 14:52:54 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-11-29 14:13:13 EST (#)
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I shit in your general direction.
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2004-11-29 12:36:57 EST (#)
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You scared her with your black spots.
Submitted by houseman (user info) at 2004-11-29 12:26:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-29 10:22:03 (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-29 10:01:47 (#)
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I have ESP.
I forsee many -2's for you.
Because you fucking stink.
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Shit. Shlongy made me laugh.
Double shit Shlongy and fetish made me laugh.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-29 12:16:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-11-29 10:25:30 (#)
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Liar made rapist laugh? It would seem retarded minds think alike.
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As much as I hate to say it, Shlongy beats you hands down.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-11-29 11:15:46 EST (#)
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Go suck Paul Ince's dick wolves boy.
Submitted by snackdrag (user info) at 2004-11-29 11:08:29 EST (#)
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YELLOW DISCIPLIN!!!
Submitted by Fleury75 (user info) at 2004-11-29 10:42:52 EST (#)
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Shenanigans
Submitted by ardubs (user info) at 2004-11-29 10:38:58 EST (#)
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?
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-11-29 10:36:11 EST (#)
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That's what you get for picking up chicks not yet out of nappies.
Submitted by podium (user info) at 2004-11-29 10:35:14 EST (#)
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Not impressed, Nigel. Not impressed.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-11-29 10:25:30 EST (#)
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Liar made rapist laugh? It would seem retarded minds think alike.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-29 10:22:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-29 10:01:47 (#)
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I have ESP.
I forsee many -2's for you.
Because you fucking stink.
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Shit. Shlongy made me laugh.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2004-11-29 10:15:40 EST (#)
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"Imagine their surprise when you pull down a condom full of your sperm and slap them round the face with it"
yes, we always keep used condoms in the stockroom.
i call shenanigans...and what a boring post this.
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2004-11-29 10:03:16 EST (#)
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Next time make sure your date is potty-trained.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-29 10:01:47 EST (#)
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I have ESP.
I forsee many -2's for you.
Because you fucking stink.