Most Beautiful Woman In All Of Existence (NSFW) (7335 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.7 on 72 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Zod (View user info) at 2004-11-29 13:19:48 EST
Ok, I've posted some attractive women on this site, and I've viewed some here as well. But without a doubt, the most beautiful woman of all time is Adriana Lima.
I mean, dear lord, she's the image of perfection. Tan skin, perfectly proportioned body, and the most beautiful eyes I have ever seen.
Now I know some of you may feel otherwise. But you are wrong. You are so very very wrong. There is no way I can be presented with another woman and find her more attractive. Believe me, I've tried. And I have miserably failed. Hell, if you want, you can give a better suggestion or link a pic, and I'll be more than happy to promptly shoot your shit down.
There is no way any of you can even begin to disagree with me, even the women. If you were to become a lesbian, who would you pick? Hands fucking down, Adriana Lima. Don't believe me? Take a look then.
User Reviews
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-02-01 20:08:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Boring.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-02-01 19:50:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
i hope when i'm reincarnated, i look like her
Submitted by BrittInToledo (user info) at 2005-03-04 00:00:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Definitely the hottest girl in my opinion. If I could look like anyone, it would be her.
But like others have said - there are SO many better pictures, man.
But still, you get a +2 because not many people realize her beauty.
Submitted by Joemama (user info) at 2004-12-08 15:09:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Teeth.................3
Ass...................5
Pubic hair............5 (req. major landscaping)
Have been to the southern hemisphere many times and have
seen beter in small villages in the middle of nowhere!!!!!
She got plane-fare and real lucky!
Girl is a solid 5
Submitted by Zod (user info) at 2004-12-03 18:43:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by RouteTwo (user info) at 2004-12-03 14:08:55 (#)
Ranking: 0
jackie of that 70's show...
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HOLY SHIT YES!! Mila Kunis is gorgeous!!
Submitted by RouteTwo (user info) at 2004-12-03 14:08:55 EST (#)
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jackie of that 70's show...
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2004-12-03 14:07:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I would eat the peanut's out of her shit, and ask for seconds!
Submitted by Zod (user info) at 2004-12-03 13:59:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Haha, well thank you. I agree.
Submitted by Naery (user info) at 2004-12-03 04:56:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I hope I've made my point. This is by far the hottest VicSec model of ALL time, and once more I iterate:
S H E I S A M A Z I N G
although there are better pictures of her to be had...
Submitted by Naery (user info) at 2004-12-03 04:55:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
S H E I S A M A Z I N G
Submitted by Naery (user info) at 2004-12-03 04:55:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
S H E I S A M A Z I N G
Submitted by Naery (user info) at 2004-12-03 04:54:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
S H E I S A M A Z I N G
S H E I S A M A Z I N G
(because I missed one)
Submitted by Naery (user info) at 2004-12-03 04:54:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Naery (user info) at 2004-12-03 04:53:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
S H E I S A M A Z I N G
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-12-02 19:27:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Here's my Perfect Woman post. Tell me what you think: http://www.ubersite.com/m/50284
Submitted by FreshPrince (user info) at 2004-12-02 19:19:12 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/52888 <--- Most beautiful girl in all existance
Submitted by Freakmagnet (user info) at 2004-12-02 19:13:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd bang em.
Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2004-12-02 19:09:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Tubgirl? Damn
Submitted by Chronicles_of_College_Guy (user info) at 2004-12-01 08:45:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ehh, maybe her tits could be a little bigger too. But besides those two things, nothing...
Submitted by Chronicles_of_College_Guy (user info) at 2004-12-01 08:45:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I wouldn't have included that hair-curler pic. Her teeth look really bizarre in it. Other than that, she's pretty damn hot.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2004-11-29 22:22:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
She need inflamed, red shins...
Submitted by Zod (user info) at 2004-11-29 21:56:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
bob, atleast put up some worthy competition. Monica Bellucci is not.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-29 21:20:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Hunk (user info) at 2004-11-29 19:30:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I want to chop off Li'l Kim's legs and stick her on my tallywhacker so I can spin her around in circles like a top. A large breasted black top.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2004-11-29 18:32:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
http://www.ubersite.com/m/52075
Monica Bellucci biznatch
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-11-29 18:27:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I've raped hotter
Submitted by Thored (user info) at 2004-11-29 18:24:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Zod is the new man.
Submitted by Zod (user info) at 2004-11-29 18:11:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
As well you should. Finally I get a little respect.
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2004-11-29 17:54:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I love her.
Submitted by Zod (user info) at 2004-11-29 16:13:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes, Laetitia Costa is another one of my top ten. Good call.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2004-11-29 15:42:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-11-29 15:24:25 (#)
Ranking: 0
i bet her labia is flacid.
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good point
how are we supposed to judge without a good look at her cunt????
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2004-11-29 15:40:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Here's her competition, also an ex-Victoria's Secret model, Laetitia Casta:
http://www.amiannoying.com/(f4gs3burithe3h55k0ckr4vp)/view.aspx?id=975&collection=137
The Resume
(1978- )
Modeled for Victoria Secret, L'Oreal and Guess Jeans
Appeared on over 100 covers of magazines, such as Cosmopolitan and Glamour
Appeared in the 1997, 1998 and 1999 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition.
Featured in 'Asterix,' 'Gypsy' and 'The Blue Bicycle'
Why she might be annoying
Daily Variety says Laetitia's performance in the movie 'Gypsy' is 'almost unwatchable.'
She is shy.
Men intimidate her.
She smokes.
A cab driver pepper sprayed her (1999).
Why she might not be annoying
She tries to be a role model to her younger sister.
She ranked #90 (1999), #24 (2000) and #92 (2001) in FHM's 100 Sexiest Women.
She posed extensively for tasteful nude photography.
She ranked #40 (2001) and #90 (2002) in FHM-USA's 100 Sexiest Women.
She ranked #15 (2000) and #57 (2001) in Stuff's 100 Sexiest Women.
She ranked #2 (1999) in Maxim's 50 Sexiest Women.
She ranked #1 (2001) and #19 (2002) in Askmen's Most Desirable Woman.
She ranked #44 (2002) in Loaded's Hot 100 Babes.
She invited a London homeless man into her house for dinner.
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2004-11-29 15:36:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Props and a little background info on Adriana from AMIANNOYING.COM
http://www.amiannoying.com/(f4gs3burithe3h55k0ckr4vp)/view.aspx?id=2916&collection=137
The Resume
(June 12, 1982- )
Born in Salvador, Brazil
Elite Model
Placed 2nd in the Ford Supermodel of the World Contest (1996)
Appeared in the Victoria's Secret Summer 2000 Swimwear Catalogue, Marie Claire and Vogue magazines
Modeled for Bebe, Swatch and American Guess Jeans
Why she might be annoying
She enjoys DJing music in her home.
She has a pierced belly button.
She started modeling at thirteen.
She prefers to spend time with 'simple people' (you know, Peons!).
At 17 years old, she already grew tired of all the 'fake people' in this business.
She said: 'There are gorgeous girls in Brazil because we are the products of a mix of races. It's not like, for example, the Japanese who all look the same.'
Why she might not be annoying
She is a mixture of French, Portuguese, Native-American, and Caribbean.
She enjoys doing runway modeling because it is more expressive than photo shoots.
She works with orphans in Brazil.
She ranked #33 (2002) in Askmen's Most Desirable Woman.
Submitted by Zod (user info) at 2004-11-29 15:33:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
zakalwe...the one in the black bikini on the bottom middle....delicious! And by delicious, I mean she most likely smells and tastes like beef jerky. You know, to go with her leather skin.
It's amazing what some women do to themselves...
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2004-11-29 15:31:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Mehh! She's alright.
Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-11-29 15:24:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i bet her labia is flacid.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-29 15:24:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
she's hot
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-11-29 15:16:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
google Marisa Miller
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2004-11-29 15:14:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
About her teeth, you can't see it in these photos but on the right side of her mouth her teeth are crooked and if you look at her straight her front teeth are big and make her look like a rabbit or a rat or whatever rodent you prefer.
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2004-11-29 15:13:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Amazing woman, but there are much better pictures.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-11-29 15:08:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Zod (user info) at 2004-11-29 14:55:28 (#)
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I've yet to see anyone offer anything better.
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/52727 Try to top these fine specimens. Powerful stuff.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-11-29 15:03:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Rachel Leigh Cook and Jewel are among my fantasy women. There are a few others,but they are uberusers, so I don't want to embarass them.
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2004-11-29 15:03:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
If you like Adriana Lima, head to Brazil for a while. There are millions of girls like this there, and they are most, um, hospitable...
Submitted by Zod (user info) at 2004-11-29 14:55:28 EST (#)
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I've yet to see anyone offer anything better.
And yes, i know there are better looking girls in everyday life. The title is a slight exaggeration. I do think she's gorgeous tho, and you can't do anything about it!
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-11-29 14:52:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Uhhh..no.
Submitted by Zod (user info) at 2004-11-29 14:51:11 EST (#)
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I don't get the teeth remarks either. The two front teeth are a little bigger, but thats cute. Trust me, i'm not a fan of bad teeth AT ALL, so this is coming from a reliable source.
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2004-11-29 14:50:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Ahhh... and I forgot; about to starve. That's disgusting.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2004-11-29 14:49:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm with hidden. we've ALL seen better. in real life, no less.
re: latina women
they inhabit a dichotomy
faces either heaven-sent
or hell-spawned
bodies either whip-tight
or butter-fat
and little space between
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2004-11-29 14:49:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Blown up lips, tits and painted with tons of shit. ugly.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2004-11-29 14:48:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
She's quite a choice piece of ass. And what in the world is up with the people who think she has bad teeth? Her teeth are fine.
Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2004-11-29 14:48:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Meh...not enough ass, and her lips are so perky that it bothers me. Like a baboon's ass on her face.
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2004-11-29 14:43:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You are so close to being right. 9.9 out of 10. She needs a little more junk in the trunk for the 10.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2004-11-29 14:41:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh my god I am so in love with her. I'm not a lesbian but I'd fuck her. I have had the biggest crush on her since I first saw her in my Victoria's Secret catalogues. My only problem with her is that her teeth are fucked up but as long as she keeps her mouth closed it's all good.
Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2004-11-29 14:22:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
this woman is hot, really fucking hot, but i don't think she's beautiful. and i do agree with the comment that latina women in general are often times much more hotter than any other race of women.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2004-11-29 14:11:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Zod (user info) at 2004-11-29 14:09:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm 20, first of all. Second, I don't literally mean EVERY single woman in South America is beautiful. Third, things like bone structure and eye color can't be effected by "hollywood light".
It's called slight exaggeration. You need to calm down before you hurt yourself.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-11-29 14:06:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
"Venezualen, Brazilian, Peruvian...for some reason, they're all freakishly gorgeous"
Home to some of the UGLIEST bitches on the planet, bar none. Zod, are you serious? Obviously you have never been to S. America ANYWHERE. It's a diseased dog house.
This one's a genetic freak w/ makeup and lights. Looks like every other piece of hollywood plastic I've seen. Yawn...
Zod's gotta be 14 or so. He just doesn't know what's out there....
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-11-29 14:05:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
meh, fix her teeth and you might have something...
Submitted by Zod (user info) at 2004-11-29 13:58:21 EST (#)
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Venezualen, Brazilian, Peruvian...for some reason, they're all freakishly gorgeous.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-11-29 13:55:56 EST (#)
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she's average. i've had better. hell, back in 2003 i had twogirl friends that had better faces and were in just as good of shape (one was a model and fitness instructor. oh, and let's not forget, Venezuelen, too).
Submitted by Zod (user info) at 2004-11-29 13:50:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I get front, you get back Beeb.
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2004-11-29 13:42:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
She looks sickly
She needs some more meat in her
My meat
Submitted by Zod (user info) at 2004-11-29 13:34:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-11-29 13:31:49 (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd say that 90% of the women on the planet could look AT LEAST that hot if all they had to do all day was workout and lay around in the sun. PLUS she has like... a team of 50 experts working to make her look like that for her photoshoots.
Seriously, she's appealing until you get to that picture at the bottom and she looks like a donkey braying.
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Can't say I totally disagree, lol. However, you can't deny her face and eyes are beautiful. Oh, and she could never possibly look like a donkey braying...lets be serious. Slightly less attractive, yes. Free-range animal, no.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-11-29 13:31:49 EST (#)
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I'd say that 90% of the women on the planet could look AT LEAST that hot if all they had to do all day was workout and lay around in the sun. PLUS she has like... a team of 50 experts working to make her look like that for her photoshoots.
Seriously, she's appealing until you get to that picture at the bottom and she looks like a donkey braying.
Submitted by someone (user info) at 2004-11-29 13:31:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
She is gorgeous. I prefer Katie Holmes though, because she seems so innocent and naive.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2004-11-29 13:31:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Zod (user info) at 2004-11-29 13:27:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I put NSFW due to the graphic level of boner-enducing horniness this post gives off.
NOBODY agrees with me? Are you all kidding me?
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-11-29 13:27:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No. No she isn't. Good, but no.
Submitted by cexshun (user info) at 2004-11-29 13:24:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
MEH. You got my hopes up with the NSFW, then drop a SFW bomb on me. Damn you!
Submitted by Zod (user info) at 2004-11-29 13:23:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
no...no you didn't
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-11-29 13:23:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
She's buck-toothed...
Gimme that woman on Housewives screwing the HS kid... SHE is nifty...
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-11-29 13:22:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Meh... I had better last night.