Pale September (1644 hits)
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Submitted by Lojope <lojope.at.juno.com> (View user info) at 2004-11-29 16:49:14 EST
"Pale September
I wore the time
Like a dress that year
The autumn days
Swung soft around me
Like cotton on my skin"
I've always loved fall. The feel of the air, the colours, the smell. When the planet is clothed in red and gold, like jewels on a crown. When plants sigh in relief as they bear the fruit they have been impregnated with for so long, when the earth is rich and dark and covered with leaves. It makes me want to dig my hands into the dirt and feel the life there.
"But as the embers
Of the summer
Lost their breath
And disappeared
My heart went cold and
Only hollow rhythms
Resounded from within"
But fall came this year bearing sadness. It brought me memories of the death of a love I'd thought would last forever. Birthdays without him, traditions without him, special days without him. It brought back anger and fear, resentment of love. Hate of men.
"But then he rose
Brilliant as the moon in full
And sank in the
Burrows of my keep"
I really don't know how you did it. It was so easy, so light-hearted, so unthreatening. All fun and games. Through harmless flirting you snuck your way into my heart. Gradually and then suddenly, until I realized one day how much you meant to me. I didn't even have time to run away, because I didn't know there was anything to run from until it was too late.
"And all my armour
Falling down
In a pile at my feet
And my winter giving
Way to warm
As I'm singing him to sleep"
In September my walls fell, chink by chink, until all my protction was gone. And as the weather grew colder, my heart grew warmer, fed by the fire you stoked in my belly. By November, I was hooked on you. And as we lay in your bed, I woke to watch you sleep. A smile found its way to my lips as I matched my breathing to yours, and I knew. I knew what this was, I knew what I felt.
And it began to frighten me.
"He goes along just
As a water lily
Gentle on the surface
Of his thoughts
His body floats
Unweighed down by
Passion or intensity"
And in my fear I have done stupid things. I have tried to cover my heart. I have reached for my armour. But no matter how much I resist, your calm, your certainty, has been steadfast. You are not afraid, and I am in awe.
"Yet unaware of the
Depth upon which he coasts
And he finds a home in me
For what misfortune sows
He knows my touch will reap"
Do you know what you've done? You've fallen in love with a disaster waiting to happen. Never has my love been returned like this. Never has one who loved me come out unscathed. Never have I been so afraid that everything will crumble.
Never before have I wanted to run as much as I want to run now.
Not for my sake, but for yours.
And yet, I cannot take even one step away from you.
"And all my armour
Falling down
In a pile at my feet
And my winter giving
Way to warm
As I'm singing him to sleep"
Be careful, my love. Take heed. You have broken down my walls with a competancy unmatched by others, and I know yours have come down too. I don't know why you aren't afraid, but in the back of my mind I wonder if you should be.
I cannot protect myself from what this means, and I am even less capable of protecting you. I don't even know if I should.
"All my armour
Falling down"
All I know is that I love you.
"In a pile at my feet"
Despite my best efforts.
"All my armour
Falling down"
User Reviews
Submitted by Shiznat (user info) at 2004-12-12 14:36:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Terrible. Period.
Submitted by BalloonKnot (user info) at 2004-12-03 18:38:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Lojope is special, she can tell anyone what to do.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-12-03 08:18:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oops, was meant to be a +2
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-12-03 08:17:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-11-29 20:12:11 (#)
Ranking: 0
Are you people fucking KIDDING me? If you don't like posts with song lyrics in them, and you click on one and see that it OBVIOUSLY has song lyrics in it, click your back button and MOVE THE FUCK ON. This is rediculously lame. FOUR -2s for no reason other than I used song lyrics to help convey my feelings.
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Wow. So you are dictating the rating policy now?
People -2 for bmp's for poetry, for uber related content, camwhores, photoshops...etc. Everyone has their own opinion about what makes a quality post.
I don't give -2's over petty shit. The simple fact remains that it is my right to -2 ANYTHING if I wanted to be that way. Your ultra meaningful song lyric post is not immune to the same criteria or =2's everyone else faces. Having someone DEMAND that I not rate it if I dislike it is just ludicrious. I know you have taken alot of shit around here, but honestly, what has gotten into you?
Submitted by BalloonKnot (user info) at 2004-12-02 18:31:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Three words: Google Image Search
Example:
http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&lr=&safe=off&q=ass is where you may find the image for http://www.ubersite.com/m/50191
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-12-02 12:10:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/49504
http://www.ubersite.com/m/50191
http://www.ubersite.com/m/44084
http://www.ubersite.com/m/44785
http://www.ubersite.com/m/48702
http://www.ubersite.com/m/50868
http://www.ubersite.com/m/52843
Were all obviously taken from somewhere on the internet. The only ones that could have been taken in public were
http://www.ubersite.com/m/46141
and MAYBE
http://www.ubersite.com/m/46897
http://www.ubersite.com/m/47761
but I doubt it. The pictures on his website, however, are another story, but since they've been removed, are not our business.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-12-02 11:52:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It is my understanding that the BPS posts that Fetish did were pictures from his website.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-12-02 10:53:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
*Ahem*
I believe that the pictures in question are those that were once on Fetish's personal website, not on Uber. As far as I can tell, his BPS pictures were obviously taken from somewhere else on the internet. In which case, legality is not an issue as far as Bart is concerned. And since said images are no longer on Fetish's website, well, it's not really any of our business, now is it?
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-12-02 09:50:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Indeed it did piss him off. In fact, it was meant to. Well, not the first time I asked, as I stated before, but this time it was. If you were to read my next post "the only thing more random..." you would see why it was my intention.
In any case it doesn't really matter, I was just discussing it is all.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-12-02 09:28:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
We both are aware of the fact that Fetish is very intelligent. The things he has managed to pull off on this site alone are a testament to that. Do you really think someone of his intellect could not come up with a good answer? Theres a hundred explainations he could have given, had he wanted to.
I do not even know him as well as you do, but, I'm thinking he didn't answer because he didn't feel he needed to justify himself. If posting pictures without permission is illegal than there is someone in particular that I'd like to sue around here.
Because of the fact that, I know that you know how futile it is to try and defend yourself on this site, I was very suprised by your statement. It doesn't really concern me beyond my opinion of the things said, so I'll just leave it at that. If I were Fetish and you had made a statement like that to me I would be pissed off too.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-12-02 08:08:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, first of all, Mystia, I said often. Often. Not always. Is everyone who doesn't defend themselves guilty? No, of course not. However, is it the case that sometimes a person doesn't answer a question because they have no good answer? Absolutely.
Second of all, if anyone knows about getting yelled at for defending herself, it's me. It happens all the time. And sometimes, I too ignore accusatory questions or comments because there is no point to answering people like that. No answer you get will be good enough. However, when someone asks something because they are genuinely concerned or genuinely interested, as I truly was the first time I ask Fetish (which was not on this thread) I always try to be honest.
Third of all, if he DID take those pictures in public places and posted them on a website without the permission of the girl in the picture, it's not only perverted, it's illegal. Which also makes it illegal for Bart to allow them to be posted on his site.
Fourth of all, I don't buy into that whole "It's just a website" thing because to me it's not. I have friends here. Close friends. I've met some of the coolest people I know on Uber, and this place means more to me than "just a website."
Anyway, thanks for the +2.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-12-02 07:02:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-11-30 20:40:09 (#)
Ranking: 0
You know, Fetish, you've never really answered the claim. Silence is often an admission of guilt. Where DID you get those pictures?
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I find this comment hilarious.
"Silence is often an admission of guilt" Really? Is it?
I have to disagree with you there. People on this site jump on the people who respond to bullshit or plead their cases. They're looked at as acting dramatic and immature. It's a double standard. If Eric would have gone into a big explaination or defense of his actions people would claim that his defensiveness made him look guilty. When he shuts up, you turn that into an admission of gullt.
So you are saying that when I, or anyone else, get into exchanges with people who are accusing us of something, are immature to argue and not just ignore it, yet if we ignore it, it's assumed we are guilty or that the person who had the last word or jab was correct about whatever it is they said.
People on this site have often called me names or accused me of things, sometimes I have fought back and sometimes I just left it alone. The times that I did defend myself, I was put down and called immature. Now I see that people such as yourself took the times I said nothing as an admission of guilt. Make up your fucking minds. Some of you guys have a way to twist everything. Damned if you do, damned if you don't.
Who cares where he got the pictures. Are they of you? The people in them are fully clothed in public places, right? People continually claim that this is just a website , yet you get so hung up on the people here and what they do or do not do in their lives away from this site.
This is not an attack on you Dorothy. I have nothing against you personally. I just disagree with this whole thread and the things you said. The +2 was for the post. The post I liked
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-12-01 23:20:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
To be fair:
That was from a hate post about me, and now Caul is close to the top of my list of people I want to do. So, things change. Or something.
My brother-in-law turned me into a stoner. Somebody help me...
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-12-01 10:19:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"You seem so respected here. Only a handful of people care what you think."
Way to go back in the past idiot. I've gain respect. Not much but at least I'll never be as worst as you. Besides, who cares about the number of people who agree with me, the question is still, where did you get the pictures?
Submitted by Seralena (user info) at 2004-11-30 23:13:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good post, I liked it. I don't know the song, and kind of skipped the lyrics, but the story was good.
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You can barely compete with me (or anyone except Electro) in a second language I only use here. In fact, I'd like to thank you for improving my english.
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Caul, I only wish I could speak French as well as you do English. Until this post, I didn't know you weren't originally english-speaking. And French questions are horrible to learn.
You'd figure, what with 8 years of schooling in French since I was 11, I'd be fluent. No.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-11-30 22:43:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, this is just super.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-30 21:41:51 (#)
Ranking: 0
Click here for a convicted rapist -> http://stuff.ubersite.com/108708033854636165/1/convictedrapist.jpg
But I say there is a rapist in that picture. By your logic opinion can become fact by simply stating that it is a fact, rapist. Can you prove that you are not?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-30 21:37:53 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll answer that gladly. There isn't a rapist in this picture since no facts have been brought up that could lead to any reasonable doubt and because that man has a fullfilled sex life anyway.
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I have an idea. I'll go to Montreal and Caul and I will go to a club. I'll wear a short skirt and a thong and somehow manage to be alone in a dark hallway or alley with him, and see if he shoves me up against a wall and fucks my brains out.
Wait. I guess that wouldn't really prove anything, would it?
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-11-30 22:20:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, I see it, apparently most heated updates rather slowly.
Go spew your shit on some of the posts below it.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-30 22:14:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-30 22:03:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-11-30 21:49:52 (#)
Ranking: 0
No, Lojo did not plan to have this on most heated, and just like yesterday I have been keeping an eye on it. When/if it shows up on the bottom of the list I will not reply anymore, and I'll ask Caul to do the same. I'd ask you, too, but you seem to have trouble with simple requests.
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Are you going to demand a positive rating again?
On another note, why would I even bother to answer someone who's literary wonders invoke replies like these gems:
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-02-15 17:58:23 (http://www.ubersite.com/m/25646#385899)
Ranking: -2
For a minute there, I thought I had accidently bumped on a real post
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Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-02-15 18:05:53 (http://www.ubersite.com/m/25646#385909)
Ranking: -2
Whew, for a minute there, I lost myself.
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Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2004-02-15 18:34:04 (http://www.ubersite.com/m/25646#385934)
Ranking: -2
What the fuck is this shit. It's certainly not funny nor clever.
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Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-02-15 20:53:38 (http://www.ubersite.com/m/25646#385999)
Ranking: -2
Do you have ANYTHING interesting, funny, insightful, or just plain READABLE to post? I know you French Canadians have your hands full making sure nobody speaks English in your precious province, but you save so much time by not washing that you should be able to spare a minute somewhere.
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Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2004-02-15 21:58:34 (http://www.ubersite.com/m/25646#386035)
Ranking: -2
So not only are you an asshole, but you identify with a small, impotent individual?
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Submitted by seansdementia (user info) at 2004-02-15 23:32:09 (http://www.ubersite.com/m/25646#386092)
Ranking: -2
So your mad and jealos hat people read her stuff and not yours? At least i know I suck. Thats why i dont post anymore. But you...damn your just a ignoramous cocksucker
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Submitted by Zod (user info) at 2004-02-16 00:15:25 (http://www.ubersite.com/m/25646#386141)
Ranking: -2
Here we go again.
What'd Ashlee do this time, huh? Did she give you a -2 while voicing her own harsh opinion? Why is it that you single her out? Because her scathing comment about your tiny penis or your illegitimate birth hit home? Or just because you're jealous?
Next time, either put a lot more effort into your hate post, or don't make one at all. Oh, and also make sure your target deserves the hate in the first place.
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Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-02-16 00:20:56 (http://www.ubersite.com/m/25646#386151)
Ranking: -2
A tribute to all juvenile wankers.
-2
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Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-02-16 01:02:34 (http://www.ubersite.com/m/25646#386151)
Ranking: -2
awful
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Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-02-16 17:13:28 (http://www.ubersite.com/m/25646#387013#)
Ranking: -2
Hahaha. I just realized that both of my misposts have a higher rating than this post does.
You know, you remind me of a mime in the fact that both you and mimes suck completely.
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Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2004-02-16 16:50:42 (http://www.ubersite.com/m/25646#386966)
Ranking: -2
I've said this before, but I'll say it again because I think it's funny and because making fun of the French(or in the case of the Quebecois, the Diet French)never fails to amuse.
Ahem.
'In reading these posts, you have to remember that the French are not so much a nationality as they are a group of people glued together by bad hygiene and an excess of cheeses.'
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You seem so respected here. Only a handful of people care what you think.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-11-30 21:52:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Speaking of which, it's now one away from the bottom, so now would be a good time to move to another post and ask him, Caul if you don't mind too much.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-11-30 21:49:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No, Lojo did not plan to have this on most heated, and just like yesterday I have been keeping an eye on it. When/if it shows up on the bottom of the list I will not reply anymore, and I'll ask Caul to do the same. I'd ask you, too, but you seem to have trouble with simple requests.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-30 21:47:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You're mixing things up little man. Dozens of witness saw the photographs. We're just asking where you got them. You won't answer. So we're assuming. You're posting my picture and pretend I'm a convicted molestor, that's just stupid. Why won't you answer? I promptly answered your question, why won't you answer ours? Where did you get them pictures?
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-30 21:43:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
If we keep this up, we can heat this post. Just like Lojo had planned.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-30 21:41:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Click here for a convicted rapist -> http://stuff.ubersite.com/108708033854636165/1/convictedrapist.jpg
But I say there is a rapist in that picture. By your logic opinion can become fact by simply stating that it is a fact, rapist. Can you prove that you are not?
http://stuff.ubersite.com/108708033854636165/1/childmolestor.jpg
Can you also prove that you are not a child molestor? The picture above clearly states a child molestor appears in it.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-30 21:37:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll answer that gladly. There isn't a rapist in this picture since no facts have been brought up that could lead to any reasonable doubt and because that man has a fullfilled sex life anyway.
But those pictures on your site were real. Dozens saw them. Why won't you answer:
Did you, Eric D Rice, took pictures of women's backsides in public places without their permissions and posted them on your website?
You got a point right, I still have trouble wording english questions. I'd like to see you try in french. Now stop fucking around and just answer the question.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-30 21:33:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
But the question is this: Who cares what a crybaby who can't handle a -2 and a douche who can't even ask a question without fucking up the wording thinks?
Click here for a convicted rapist -> http://stuff.ubersite.com/108708033854636165/1/convictedrapist.jpg
See, I can make accusations too. Now explain to me why there is a rapist in that picture.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-30 21:29:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If you won't give an explanation then people, not only lojope and I, will keep assuming that what you did was perverted (if not illegal) because you're unable to provide an answer to a basic question.
Deal with it, pervert.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-30 21:26:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Let me repeat the last lines of my last comment, perhaps you were unable to read them.
I do not care what you and Caul think. You are both the same. Full of shit.
I do not owe you an explanation of anything, you are just trying to do the same thing that Caul is. I gave you a -2 on this shitty post. Get over it. I now see why so many people here gave you hell before. You are an attention whore.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-30 21:26:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You've to carefully phrase them questions for him lojope.
From now on I'll only ask:
Did you, Eric D Rice, took pictures of women's backsides without their permissions in public places and posted them on your website?
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-11-30 21:22:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Actually, those were Caul's words. He wrote it in French and I was just translating the French to English.
And yet.... you still have no answer....
Where did you get them, Eric?
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-30 21:19:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-11-30 21:07:52 (#)
Ranking: 0
See... that's the thing, Fetish. I've never accused you of anything. I asked you where you got the pictures from. If you got them off the internet in a google search or something, it shouldn't be a difficult question to answer. A simple link would do nicely, and you could easily clear your name. Why is that so hard?
More importantly, why do you keep dodging the question?
Caul says you took them of people in public without permission. You say you didn't. I have not said I believe either of you. I have simply asked, "Well, Fetish, if you didn't take them, where did you get them?"
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Actually these are your words:
Eric Rice thinks that taking pictures of young girls, who have not yet hit puberty, in an public place, without their consent, is normal.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/52312#975075
I do not care what you and Caul think. You are both the same. Full of shit.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-30 21:08:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Denying just like a true sex offender. We all saw those pictures on your website before you took 'em oout and from the angles the girls couldn't possibly see you. There's no accusation here, just facts you disgusting liar. Underaged or not this still makes you a sick pervert.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-11-30 21:07:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
See... that's the thing, Fetish. I've never accused you of anything. I asked you where you got the pictures from. If you got them off the internet in a google search or something, it shouldn't be a difficult question to answer. A simple link would do nicely, and you could easily clear your name. Why is that so hard?
More importantly, why do you keep dodging the question?
Caul says you took them of people in public without permission. You say you didn't. I have not said I believe either of you. I have simply asked, "Well, Fetish, if you didn't take them, where did you get them?"
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-30 21:02:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-11-30 20:40:09 (#)
Ranking: 0
You know, Fetish, you've never really answered the claim. Silence is often an admission of guilt. Where DID you get those pictures?
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Hmm... Until Caul can prove his opinions are indeed fact, his bullshit deserves no answer. Does Bart dispute everytime he has been called this or that? No, because they are opinions and not facts. However Caul here seems to think that he thinks something it is indeed true. I consider this matter closed. When you and Caul can actually prove the bullshit you say, then we can discuss it.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-30 20:56:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/42934#758254
(He took them out though.)
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-30 20:52:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"You know nothing."
Denial will lead you nowhere. You have a problem, deal with it.
"Only that which you try to blabber all over Uber. You are a complete waste of time, space, and energy."
You forgot money. You wasted a few dollars on the uberboard to "insult" me. Why, oh wise stalker, do you keep trying to call me out even when I leave you alone for a couple of months if I'm such a waste?
"You take something, distort it, and claim it to be true."
You took pictures of unsuspecting girls ass and posted it on the web. This is a fact. The underaged part I can't prove, but I bet they were. Where we differ is our interpretation of these events. You say this is normal, I say this is enough grounds for pre-emptive castration.
"Even Shlongy exceeds your intelligence level by a large margin."
You can barely compete with me (or anyone except Electro) in a second language I only use here. In fact, I'd like to thank you for improving my english.
"How does it feel to know that the only thing you will ever be good at is spewing forth large quantities of bullshit and than claiming them to be facts? You cannot backup anything you have ever claimed. It must be lonely in your own little world."
You website clearly backed it up. And you somewhat admitted it to me on some post. No further comment needed.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-11-30 20:40:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You know, Fetish, you've never really answered the claim. Silence is often an admission of guilt. Where DID you get those pictures?
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-30 19:52:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-11-30 15:53:03 (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh... ew.
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The sad part is that you believe Caul "the douche."
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-30 19:51:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-30 14:04:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
"I'm not trading ratings here."
A mentally sane person could comprehend why I don't like him. Then I also discovered he had commited vicious acts, which made me hate him even more. But you see, he's incapable to understand that being an asshole has consequences, or maybe he does and it's the only way he can get attention. I'm not sure. One thing is certain, he has issues.
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You know nothing. Only that which you try to blabber all over Uber. You are a complete waste of time, space, and energy. You take something, distort it, and claim it to be true. Even Shlongy exceeds your intelligence level by a large margin. How does it feel to know that the only thing you will ever be good at is spewing forth large quantities of bullshit and than claiming them to be facts? You cannot backup anything you have ever claimed. It must be lonely in your own little world.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-30 19:43:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-11-30 09:44:31 (#)
Ranking: 0
Jeez, Fetish, aren't you done yet?
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-11-30 15:53:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh... ew.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-30 15:38:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-11-30 14:45:31 (#)
Ranking: 0
What acts, Caul?
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Described in the third lesson of your french course.
Submitted by strider (user info) at 2004-11-30 14:59:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
no more lyrics please! at least they could be your own...
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-11-30 14:45:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What acts, Caul?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-30 14:04:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Insulting Fetish never had anything to do with Google. It didn't even cross my mind until he brought it up on some post. This whole started when he couldn't stand my rating on his digusting cooking posts and spammed me for days. I tried to leave him alone but he kept spamming me on a weekly basis. Which makes these statements the biggest contradictions ever:
"The rating I gave is not for retaliation."
"I'm not trading ratings here."
A mentally sane person could comprehend why I don't like him. Then I also discovered he had commited vicious acts, which made me hate him even more. But you see, he's incapable to understand that being an asshole has consequences, or maybe he does and it's the only way he can get attention. I'm not sure. One thing is certain, he has issues.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-11-30 11:44:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Well then.
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-11-30 10:11:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I really liked this. I liked the way the lyrics fitted with the mood and the tone of the writing, and I understood the feelings being conveyed.
I particularly liked this line:
"Do you know what you've done? You've fallen in love with a disaster waiting to happen."
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-11-30 09:44:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Jeez, Fetish, aren't you done yet?
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-30 07:20:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-11-29 23:59:30 (#)
Ranking: 0
You two are such chinks.
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Was that supposed to be an insult? This was the most entertaining thing posted on this post.
Submitted by girlintheworld (user info) at 2004-11-30 01:51:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm listening to this song right now. Ha
Nice post.
Submitted by Impassive-Digressive (user info) at 2004-11-30 01:24:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Didn't really do anything profound for me, but I can't say that I hated it either.
Solid zero. Worth reading.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-11-29 23:59:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You two are such chinks.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-11-29 23:04:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
nope
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-29 22:49:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Is Shlongy your alter?
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-11-29 22:43:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No, how many times you reply after you said you weren't going to. Don't worry, I'm keeping an eye on most heated, I'll stop before it gets there.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-29 22:39:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Are you trying to count to 10, or is that how many more reviews you need to make most heated?
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2004-11-29 22:36:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-29 22:28:35 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2004-11-29 22:25:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't like it, but Fetish is a prick.
Honest feedback, you didn't need the lyrics and they bother me. Solid 1/2.
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I guess throwing a tantrum can get you ratings. But, I think it's really another attention whore attempt to heat one of your posts.
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Alright, since we must please the petulent child, I'll change my rating, all so you don't have to feel picked on.
You're such a little bitch.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-11-29 22:36:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No wait... 6
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-11-29 22:35:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That's 5.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-29 22:35:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-11-29 20:12:11 (#)
Ranking: 0
Are you people fucking KIDDING me? If you don't like posts with song lyrics in them, and you click on one and see that it OBVIOUSLY has song lyrics in it, click your back button and MOVE THE FUCK ON. This is rediculously lame. FOUR -2s for no reason other than I used song lyrics to help convey my feelings.
Jesus Christ, Fetish, especially you. I have been NOTHING but nice to you. I have defended you. I have +2ed every god damn post you've written because of the silly little name thing. And you cannot even do me the decency of NOT starting of one of the most meaningful and important posts I have written of late with a negative rating? What the fuck is wrong with you? Are you really as much of an asshole as everyone says you are? Really? Is that who you want to be? Jesus Christ. I am disgusted with you. I always thought you were a decent guy underneath, and recognized that you were only an asshole to people who were mean to you first. But apparently I was wrong all along.
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Now that's sensitive and narcissistic.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-29 22:33:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You really think you know everything, don't you? Maybe you should go ahead and give me my opinion of the next post I'm going to read.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-11-29 22:30:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You really are a sensitive little fellow aren't you? Getting this upset because I sad you were acting like an asshole? Jeez. I didn't even -2 your little post when I told you. And yet I got you all riled up. I never expected you to change your rating, though you bringing up the whole thing with Caul confirms my original suspicion that your little tantrum in the first review had nothing to do with the post itself.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-29 22:28:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2004-11-29 22:25:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't like it, but Fetish is a prick.
Honest feedback, you didn't need the lyrics and they bother me. Solid 1/2.
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I guess throwing a tantrum can get you ratings. But, I think it's really another attention whore attempt to heat one of your posts.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-11-29 22:26:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That's 3.
I had nothing to do with the mass banning.
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2004-11-29 22:25:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't like it, but Fetish is a prick.
Honest feedback, you didn't need the lyrics and they bother me. Solid 1/2.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-29 22:20:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Why don't you go cry to Bart to throw down with another mass banning?
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-29 22:18:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You've irritated me, I'll reply as often as I please.
What the fuck did you think? Were you thinking you could throw a little asshole bitch tantrum, and I would repent and give you good ratings from now on?
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-11-29 22:12:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Wouldn't be hard, considering I am not an asshole.
I thought you weren't replying anymore?
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-29 22:09:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I can be as much of an asshole as you can. Remember that.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-11-29 21:59:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I expected as much
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-29 21:50:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Yes, ass kissing is a foriegn concept for me.
I'm not wasting anymore time replying to your attention whore comments.
-2s for life.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-11-29 21:36:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I actually didn't know about Caul's game when I did that. I am truly sorry about that. I never meant to help him do anything so cruel to you. The whole google search word association thing is not something that occurs to me when I write things on Uber, like it seems to for some people.
Frankly, when someone who I like or who generally writes good posts writes something I hate, rather than give them a -2, I give them the benefit of the doubt and just don't rate their post at all. It always seemed like the more decent thing to do. I guess maybe I'm the only one who does that, since it seems like such a foreign concept to you, so it was silly of me to expect anyone else to be that way.
*sigh* Anyway, it doesn't matter. I appear to have invoked the Wrath of Fetish, and I watch you, I know there is little I can do about it. You are the most persistant flamer I've ever seen, barring perhaps squattail. So, oh well. I'll brace myself for your attacks.
For what it's worth, I was upset that someone I thought I had a reasonably at least cordial, if not friendly, feeling relationship with ruined something that was very important to me, and I shot off about it.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-29 21:07:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-11-29 20:49:37 (#)
Ranking: 0
No, Fetish, I do not expect a good rating from you because I give you +2s. I'd expect you to be decent enough not to give something a -2 right of the bat because it's a mean and crappy thing to do.
>Are you saying I should wait for other people to review before dropping my rating? That is ludacris.<
I have NEVER complained about reasonable negative scores that I have recieved from anyone. When people give me valid reasons and critiques along with their negatives, I actually appreciate them.
>Who said my negative score isn't reasonable. I form my own opinions of quality, you do not form them for me. Got that?<
Just so you know, I didn't actually say those things about you. I was translating something Caul wrote in french as a game.
>Oh I see... You were just helping out Caul's little feed the Google game, but claim to be "supporting," whatever the fuck that means. I don't want your shitty low brow feeble support.<
It doesn't matter, I was annoyed and shot of at the mouth. Forget it.
>Forget it I will. I will forget that there is any other rating other than -2. I can only hope you bitch about the forthcoming ratings also.<
In closing I'd like to say: "Eat shit and die."
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-11-29 20:49:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No, Fetish, I do not expect a good rating from you because I give you +2s. I'd expect you to be decent enough not to give something a -2 right of the bat because it's a mean and crappy thing to do.
I have NEVER complained about reasonable negative scores that I have recieved from anyone. When people give me valid reasons and critiques along with their negatives, I actually appreciate them.
Just so you know, I didn't actually say those things about you. I was translating something Caul wrote in french as a game.
It doesn't matter, I was annoyed and shot of at the mouth. Forget it.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-29 20:41:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-11-29 20:12:11 (#)
Ranking: 0
<snip>
Jesus Christ, Fetish, especially you. I have been NOTHING but nice to you. I have defended you. I have +2ed every god damn post you've written because of the silly little name thing. And you cannot even do me the decency of NOT starting of one of the most meaningful and important posts I have written of late with a negative rating? What the fuck is wrong with you? Are you really as much of an asshole as everyone says you are? Really? Is that who you want to be? Jesus Christ. I am disgusted with you. I always thought you were a decent guy underneath, and recognized that you were only an asshole to people who were mean to you first. But apparently I was wrong all along.
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The rating I gave is not for retaliation. I thought this sucked, everyone seems to be pasting lyrics and claiming it is some profound accomplishment. As for not giving it a -2... I have every right to leave a rating when I've read something. That's why Bart put the link to rate on each post. Every user, even the shitty ones, can leave their opinion on a post.
As for the silly name thing, I'm not trading ratings here. Just because you give me a +2 does not mean that I owe you one in return. The name thing is your policy, not mine. I don't really like it, because it prevents me from seeing your actual opinion of my posts. Which tends to be right hateful the few times I've actually seen a real rating from you.
Just because you claim that you "supported me," does not mean that I'm and going to give a good rating to something I didn't like. Get over it. I'm not going to kiss ass here, regardless of who the ass is attached to.
As for your claim of "support," these are your words:
Eric Rice lives for the internet.
Eric Rice has an infinite jaw.
Eric Rice thinks that taking pictures of young girls, who have not yet hit puberty, in an public place, without their consent, is normal.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/52312#975075
Since you feel the need to claim that I am an asshole for giving your shitty lyrics post a -2, you may continue to think that. I think we've been through this before... You think someone owes you a good rating and then go apeshit when you get a bad rating. Do you really think I'm going to give you a good rating because you beat it out of me? As far as I'm concerned you are the next Shlongy.
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2004-11-29 20:34:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I didn't care for this (it has nothing to do with lyrics). But you put in effort, and that's 0 worthy.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-11-29 20:25:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
A solid +0 until you said "chink".
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2004-11-29 20:21:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i dont' like lyric posts either. in most cases, if you read all the not-lyric content, it turns out to be a decent post. like this. but don't just see lyrics and -2 it...thats shittitty
i liked it....although i have never felt the feeling that you're describing.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-11-29 20:20:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
=)
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-11-29 20:12:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Are you people fucking KIDDING me? If you don't like posts with song lyrics in them, and you click on one and see that it OBVIOUSLY has song lyrics in it, click your back button and MOVE THE FUCK ON. This is rediculously lame. FOUR -2s for no reason other than I used song lyrics to help convey my feelings.
Jesus Christ, Fetish, especially you. I have been NOTHING but nice to you. I have defended you. I have +2ed every god damn post you've written because of the silly little name thing. And you cannot even do me the decency of NOT starting of one of the most meaningful and important posts I have written of late with a negative rating? What the fuck is wrong with you? Are you really as much of an asshole as everyone says you are? Really? Is that who you want to be? Jesus Christ. I am disgusted with you. I always thought you were a decent guy underneath, and recognized that you were only an asshole to people who were mean to you first. But apparently I was wrong all along.
Submitted by BlindMelon (user info) at 2004-11-29 19:05:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Ugh.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2004-11-29 18:35:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
These lyric posts suck. I wish IHAKF would write one using those lyrics below.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2004-11-29 17:42:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Makes me understand women even less.
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2004-11-29 17:40:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm tired of staring at this empty box, having no idea what to type in it. So, instead of "No Comment", I'll have to just go with, "I'm speechless."
Submitted by precision (user info) at 2004-11-29 17:38:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2004-11-29 17:13:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Do crap like this.
There was a moment there at the end that just struck me wrong, but over all I really enjoyed this.
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2004-11-29 17:12:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Darn rating scale that makes me have to.....
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2004-11-29 16:58:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This line struck me - "I didn't even have time to run away, because I didn't know there was anything to run from until it was too late."
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2004-11-29 16:55:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What's kind of strange is that I felt like I had to drop my armor to appreciate this.
But yeah, you captured the whole struggle rather accurately.
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2004-11-29 16:54:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-11-29 16:49:57 (#)
Ranking: 0
Lyrics by Fiona Apple
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If you could only write as well as her.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-29 16:53:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm sick of lyrics posts....
Luke:
NOW PUT 'ER IN THE BUCK!!!!
Verse 1: Fresh Kid Ice
There's only one way to have a good time
Fuck that pussy and make it mine
Lay the bitch on the bed, flat on her back
Hold her legs up high, make the pussy splak
You can put her in the buck by sittin' on a sink
Wrap her legs 'round you, now take this DICK!
Luke:
NOW PUT 'ER IN THE BUCK!!!!
Verse 2: Brother Marquis
It's a position in sex that's done by the masters
It ain't the 69 or what you learned in class
It increases the intensity of a fuck
Legs up high, known as the buck
It's the way to give her more than what she wants
Like the doggystyle, you get all the cunt
'Cause all men try real hard to do it
To have her walk in front and we try to abuse it
A big stinkin' pussy can't do it all
So we try real hard to bust the walls
Like THIS!!
Luke:
NOW PUT 'ER IN THE BUCK!!!!
Verse 3: Fresh Kid Ice
I'll break you down and dick you long
Bust your pussy then break your backbone
I'll go between them legs that's open wide
Pushin' this dick from side to side
Straight to the ceiling, now I'm feeling the feelin'
When I bust a nut, your ass'll be screamin'!!
Luke:
NOW PUT 'ER IN THE BUCK!!!!
Lyrics by 2 Live Crew
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-11-29 16:49:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Lyrics by Fiona Apple