never confuse fake nail glue for fake eyelash glue!!!! (750 hits)
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Submitted by lilflik (View user info) at 2004-11-29 19:29:53 EST
so...last halloween, my friends and i were getting ready to go out, and i was being a hooker/fairy and i had this hot fairy costume. Yeah, so anyways...i found these old fake eyelashes and was like...oh man fake eyelashes rock my world, so of course i had to put them on, but i didn't have any fake eyelash glue. so i asked my sister, and she was like, well i have some fake nail glue that you can try if you want. And me, never having used fake nails before said ok, like a fucking dumbass. and so i put some glue on, and then put the eyelash on my eye, and it was in the wrong posistion, so i tried to move it, and then i bliknked and then..........i couldn't get my eye open for like 2 minutes, and one of my friends had to grab out the eyelash, and we were all laughing sooo hard we were like pissing our pants, and meanwhile, my eye can't open, and im pulling it apart with my hands and nothing is happening, so my sister tries, and like rips half of my eyelashes out, and then i had this white hard stuff on my eyes for awhile, like a week or two and i had to wear my glass, and eyeliner, to cover it up!!!!!
ps...this is my first post, so be nice and i will love you!!!!!!
User Reviews
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-23 09:44:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
First post- gonna let it slide this time
next one must be better or -2bitch
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-08-23 09:27:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Make your next post longer, and use the enter key more.
Add a random strange/funny picture at the end for the people who your post just thouroughly bored.
Learn to spell thoroughly correctly.
Just a few pieces of advice.
Submitted by psychabillyjean (user info) at 2005-08-22 23:10:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
A few things about you: You are so insecure and want approval so badly that you have given it up to many a shady penis. This is probably because you're fat like most of the chicks on this site. A few things about life: Dogs can smell fear. Everyone is a dog.
Try Again.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-08-22 22:47:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by doesntmatter (user info) at 2004-11-29 22:21:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
never mind...i figured it out...
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-11-29 22:20:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
what?
Submitted by doesntmatter (user info) at 2004-11-29 22:10:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i have a question...what does b@w mean? please don't yell at me...im new and stupid(did you read the post or what?) thanks
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-11-29 22:06:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I am proud to say...B@W
Submitted by TimeCop (user info) at 2004-11-29 21:58:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
so...two minutes ago, I was getting ready to take a quiz, and i was being a student/learner and I had this awesome scantron. Yeah, so anyways...i found this shitty post and was like...oh man shitty posts suck, so of course I had to -2 this. so i chose -2 in the window, and like typed this review and hit rank.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-11-29 21:57:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 for a hooker fairy
Submitted by sketch9 (user info) at 2004-11-29 20:34:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/43681
thats how its done
Submitted by vettesrule88 (user info) at 2004-11-29 20:33:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
wow
that sucked
space it out more and make it more of a story
include farting or boobs
Submitted by Timmah (user info) at 2004-11-29 20:28:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
First post is no excuse
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-11-29 20:13:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Please, please write something worth reading.
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-11-29 20:11:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
this made me cry I hated it so badly..
Please die. Or never come back. Or both.
Please.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2004-11-29 20:11:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Try using sentences next time
Submitted by heyzues (user info) at 2004-11-29 20:04:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This post makes me feel old.
seriously how old are you? I wanna know so I can judge your writing on your age and not actually look at the post.
Submitted by doesntmatter (user info) at 2004-11-29 19:57:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hey...just letting you know that I'm not normally this stupid (I swear!)...I just think it's a hilarious story....and I'm sorry about the grammar thing, but honestly...its a fucking internet thing.
Submitted by packofqtips (user info) at 2004-11-29 19:50:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
haha dumbass
Submitted by Impassive-Digressive (user info) at 2004-11-29 19:40:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
As Frenzal Rhomb would say:
"I don't need your lovin', all I need is a spinal operation."
Please do the following before posting again:
1. Run a spell check
2. Run a grammar check
3. Have someone with a solid grasp of the English language proofread it
Then all we will be able to bitch about is the content of the post, not the fact that it was written.
Granted, this is not the friendliest review you will ever read - but believe me, it will be far from the worst.
Submitted by heyzues (user info) at 2004-11-29 19:36:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This makes ME look smart,Darrrrrrr
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2004-11-29 19:34:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you seem like either an alter or decently nice (although stupid) 16 year old...so i won't tell you what everyone else is bound to anyway.
have a nice day.
Submitted by pekiti (user info) at 2004-11-29 19:33:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Sorry that was lame. If you don't have shit to say, please don't write.