When God Created Canada (802 hits)
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Submitted by Pearnbran Uber <pearnbran.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-11-29 22:05:18 EST
On the sixth day God turned to the angel Gabriel and said "Today I am going to create a land called Canada.
It will be a land of outstanding natural beauty - it shall have tall majestic mountains full of mountain goats and eagles, and beautiful sparkly lakes bountiful with carp and trout. There shall be forests full of elk and moose, high cliffs overlooking sandy beaches with an abundance of sea life, and rivers stocked with salmon."
God continued, "I shall make the land rich in oil so to make the inhabitants prosper, I shall call these inhabitants Canadians, they shall be known as the most friendly people on the earth."
"But Lord," asked Gabriel, "don't you think you are being too generous to these Canadians?"
"No, not really." God replied... "Just wait and see the neighbours I am going to give them!"
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Submitted by Ivy (user info) at 2004-11-30 04:08:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ha!
Submitted by Impassive-Digressive (user info) at 2004-11-30 01:20:39 EST (#)
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Yeah, this got a chuckle out of me, +1.
Submitted by Shaun_Rocks (user info) at 2004-11-30 00:31:14 EST (#)
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I think it would have been better if you ended it with...
"But I don't want to spend too much"
Submitted by ShatteredDreams (user info) at 2004-11-30 00:18:59 EST (#)
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I'm from Canada.
GO LEAFS GO!
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2004-11-29 23:50:28 EST (#)
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"Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-11-29 22:47:54 (#)
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Look who America got stuck with. Other Americans."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by tha_rusty_1 (user info) at 2004-11-29 23:50:03 EST (#)
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canada still sucks
Submitted by Tokerson (user info) at 2004-11-29 23:34:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Instant classic for showing Canada in a good light.
Submitted by Wuzi (user info) at 2004-11-29 23:19:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Your lucky, if you were bashing Canada I was gonna have to give yuh the old
Hey bud heres my response to your post: http://www.ubersite.com/m/52950
but I won't since you are for Canada
GO CANADA
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-11-29 23:10:05 EST (#)
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ok, i smiled
but we gots to respect.. uhh... G fresh
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-11-29 22:59:39 EST (#)
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this joke has been around forever, except it was scottish.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2004-11-29 22:51:43 EST (#)
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I hate jokes like these. I don't have any particular fondness for America, but I intensly dislike these jokes. Mexican jokes are ok.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-11-29 22:47:54 EST (#)
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Look who America got stuck with. Other Americans.
Submitted by Tastycat (user info) at 2004-11-29 22:46:39 EST (#)
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Fucking Russians.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-11-29 22:32:27 EST (#)
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Look who Oceania got stuck with. Australia.
Submitted by Thored (user info) at 2004-11-29 22:27:54 EST (#)
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Look who the USA got stuck with.
Mexico.
Submitted by Jo_of_the_golden_P (user info) at 2004-11-29 22:26:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-11-29 22:10:53 (#)
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Haha, yeah, Greenlanders are such dicks.
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It was a +1 until I read this comment
Submitted by TimeCop (user info) at 2004-11-29 22:19:12 EST (#)
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Aww, GodLovesALittleCanada.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2004-11-29 22:15:37 EST (#)
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Yehh... fuckin Newfoundlanders...
Submitted by goleafsgo (user info) at 2004-11-29 22:15:00 EST (#)
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you forgot to mention the Maple Leafs.
GO LEAFS GO!
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-11-29 22:14:00 EST (#)
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B@W
Submitted by doesntmatter (user info) at 2004-11-29 22:12:39 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-11-29 22:10:53 EST (#)
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Haha, yeah, Greenlanders are such dicks.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-11-29 22:06:41 EST (#)
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B@W