I Was Kicked In The Face By A 16 Year Old Boy--My First (And Last) Punk Rock Show (7257 hits)
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Submitted by Sideburns (View user info) at 2004-11-30 01:06:17 EST
Usually when I'm with a group of friends, I'm never the one who decides when we go somewhere. I basically have that "go with the flow" attitude. As long as I'm occupied with girls or alcohol, take me wherever you want. I'm not hard to please when you want to go somewhere with me.
Girls and alochol. One is good, but if I have both, I'm game. Hell, you can take me to a fucked up gay strip club and have a guy rape me in the butt. As long as I've got a hot girl to look at and alcohol in my system, I'm good.
Okay, maybe that was taking it a little too far. I don't NEED alcohol in my system.
Oh, and I'm not gay, just in case you were thinking that. I only had anal sex with a dude one time. And that was only because I was low on money and needed to pay for my next meal.
Nah, I'm just kidding-- I didn't need money.
Over the summer, I had the opportunity to date a college freshman who was into the punk-rock scene. She basically liked any song that was two minutes long, involved guitar, and had sissy boys screaming emotional lyrics. I didn't necessarily care for the music, but I always was open to adjusting to her lifestyle and friends.
I will say this-- punk rock chicks are some of the sexiest girls I will ever meet.
One weekend in particular, she practically begged me into going to a punk concert with her. After much convincing on her part, I finally gave in.
Oh, she gave me head to. That convinced me.
As we pull into the parking lot of the small pub, I notice the long line of people. I had never seen more trucker hats my entire life. You'd think it was a John Deere convention. After standing in line with my 19 year old girlfriend, I started to notice a pattern in the ages of the people in line. Most were between the ages of 13 and 16. What the hell is this? I don't want to crowd into a small, dark, sweaty room with tons of 15 year old girls.
Not until I'm in my 40's, anyways.
As we made our way inside, I insisted we stand in the back until I get a feel for this place. It was about the size of my living room and there were about 200 teens packed in there. After having several conversations with a few guys I met there, I've come to the conclusion that all punk-rock guys have a voice no deeper than Renee Zelwegger's.
The lights dimmed and the first band hit the small stage. They were called Alexisonfire. As soon as they started playing, a huge circle in the middle of the cramped, small room opened up and a few guys started bouncing off each other. Okay, a mosh pit. Fair enough.
I never could get a feel for the music-- believe me, I tried. I'm just not into bands that scream lyrics I can't understand. The crowd eventually pushed me to the middle of the room, separating me from my girlfriend for the rest of the concert. I had teenage boys and girls rubbing their sweaty bodies against me.
It was like a really fucked up underage bisexual version of the Christina Aguilera ''Dirty" video.
I was unwillingly making my way toward the mosh-pit. Next thing I knew, I was standing outside the pit as 6 foot tall lanky guys pushed each other around. All of a sudden, a long blonde hair guy wearing a pink shirt jumped in and started throwing his legs up in the air.
What the hell is this? This guy's at least 25, why is he moshing with 16 year old boys?
I eventually took my mind off the freak and concentrated on trying to enjoy the music. About 10 minutes later, a size 9 Converse sneaker kicked me right in the side of my cheek. After shaking the daze off, I turned my head to see the pink-shirted freak doing his dance, throwing his legs and hands around without concern for the safety of others.
As he danced over to me, I tried to scream out to him.
"Hey buddy, you think you can chill out with the karate kid stuff?"
He looked at me, his eyes widened and he gave me his response. A head butt to my chest. Then he went back to his wild monkey dance. He eventually kicked several others in the face, knocking guys down, and even hitting a few girls. Nobody else was left in the mosh-pit, he was the only one dancing around, hitting everyone surrounding the circle with his feet.
My girlfriend eventually found her way back to me. While she was talking to me, that same Converse came into full contact with her boobies, sending her back a few inches. I know this little shitbag didn't just touch my girl's boobies!
I walked to the middle of the circle and pushed him in the chest. He looked me square in the eye and knew he had been challenged to a mosh-off. We circled each other, feeling out our competition.
It was a scene right out of the Michael Jackson Beat It video. Except with a homo and a guy in a pink shirt. Wait-- I mean a homo in a pink shirt and a homo. Wait, that's not right either. It was a homo, then me.
I was anticipating his first move, he charged to me and threw his leg up in the air. I grabbed his leg, pulled it up into the air, and he crashed hard onto the concrete floor. At that moment, the other boys began to join the mosh-pit again.
I saved the mosh-pit and made it safe for all the boys and girls.
So, after this horrible experience, why do I still enjoy the company of this punk-rock girl? She's my only friend with morals. All of my other buddies like to drink until they're drunk. Then when they're drunk, they drink until they pass out.
Everybody needs someone they can invite over to talk to. That's where this punk chick comes in. I mean, it's kind of hard to pour out your feelings to a fat girl named Jennifer who's passed out and puking all over herself in the bathtub.
I think it's about time for an updated camwhore, don't you? I think this picture just screams "homo" or "jailbait."
-Sideburns
User Reviews
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-06-01 04:45:33 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-03 03:55:09 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2006-11-03 03:47:23 EST (#)
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now i gotta listen to some "dead milkmen"......
Submitted by mynameisandy (user info) at 2006-11-03 03:35:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice, I've had nights like that, but without the head. The fucking nutters!
Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2006-11-03 03:15:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
One of my favourite stories of yours, and theres nothing sexier than a rock chick! Plus they tend to be so filthy.....hehehehe
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-12-20 03:38:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Can't believe no one's said this yet...
ATTN GHEY MENZ
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2005-12-20 03:24:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-12-06 00:51:59 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Mitchell (user info) at 2004-12-02 12:09:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
grow some fucking chops.
*******
Took me a sec to get the joke. Ha! {don't grow them, sideburns are grrross like ball hair on your face is.}
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-12-20 03:16:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I love this pic.
I used it in my "Ugly Quotient" post, which SHOULD have been B@W.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/55667
Submitted by supadupapupa (user info) at 2005-12-20 03:04:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ahhh
damn
Submitted by InsoManiac (user info) at 2005-02-25 13:55:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-12-06 00:51:59 (#)
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Submitted by Mitchell (user info) at 2004-12-02 12:09:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
grow some fucking chops.
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I agree man. You wear sideburns like I wear a mask out of my neighbors ass skin.
Did I say that out loud?
Submitted by subliminalshock (user info) at 2004-12-16 03:35:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
good shit but you're talking about emo core not punk. seeing as there isn't any real punk anymore and all those people were posers who said it was punk when it wasn't
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-12-06 00:51:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Mitchell (user info) at 2004-12-02 12:09:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
grow some fucking chops.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-12-04 18:34:21 EST (#)
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All the ladies call me sexy.
All the fellas call me gay.
I'm ghexy.
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2004-12-04 05:33:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That is SUCH a posed look on your face, as are all your pictures. I'd love to see one that someone got of you when you didn't know it was being taken.
I make hemp necklaces (who the hell doesn't?) and from my all-knowing aesthetic view, you need something a lot better than that one. It is not flattering in any way.
+2 because you're sexy and you know it.
Submitted by Freight_Train (user info) at 2004-12-03 17:22:28 EST (#)
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whats that thing on your neck
Submitted by Slovin (user info) at 2004-12-02 23:42:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
MIKE MYERS?!
Submitted by Rotodizer (user info) at 2004-12-02 21:50:22 EST (#)
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I'm a huge fan of alexisonfire but I must agree that some emo kids suck donkey dicks. Emo chick are the sexiest girls ever, and most of 'em are pretty bright, too. Don't diss them (alexisofire) if you haven't heard much of their music because their songs are musically great and the lyrics are interesting (yeah, I know, the screaming doesn't help, but it sure gives you the adrenalin rush)Good story though.
Submitted by IamNotTheWorldTradeCenter (user info) at 2004-12-02 21:30:33 EST (#)
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i have a really wierd uncle that would like to 'meet' you.
he's just up the road from you, in NC.
you'd like him, he's famous. they made a movie about him called deliverance.
Submitted by Kazzerax (user info) at 2004-12-02 21:12:04 EST (#)
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whoowee...throw some dimples on there and BAM! star of smallville
Submitted by NoahsArk (user info) at 2004-12-02 19:51:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If that chick grew her hair out she could be pretty cute
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2004-12-02 16:47:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You need to get your parents a Christmas card that says:
"Thanks for having me, mom and dad. Your chromosomes have gotten me laid and sucked off more times than you'll ever know."
Then, for New Year's, you can resolve NEVER TO WEAR THAT FUCKING NECKLACE AGAIN!
coo-EAR!
Submitted by mxc_jwebber (user info) at 2004-12-02 13:37:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Are you sure the picture isn't just homobait?
Submitted by Worm (user info) at 2004-12-02 13:25:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You look a lot gayer than I thought, but you still have the Uber-women swoon, you devil, you.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2004-12-02 12:36:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy shit, I think his eyelashes might be longer than mine. How unfair.
Sidenote: I'm a punk rock chick! woo!
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2004-12-02 12:21:35 EST (#)
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You're lucky...
http://www.ubersite.com/m/51481
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2004-12-02 12:20:59 EST (#)
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Here is a piece of advice - don't EVER go to prison.
With a pretty little mouth like that and that "Bruno, come fuck me in the ass!" stare, you'd be in a world of hurt.
Submitted by Mitchell (user info) at 2004-12-02 12:09:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
grow some fucking chops.
Submitted by lush (user info) at 2004-12-02 04:09:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My, your forearm looks strong.
Submitted by cwl989 (user info) at 2004-12-01 23:28:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You sexy, sexy bitch.
Submitted by Joemama (user info) at 2004-12-01 23:16:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
"short-eyes"!!!!!!!
Submitted by lessthanfour (user info) at 2004-12-01 18:24:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Why did you post a picture of some gay dude at the end of your post?
Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2004-12-01 17:55:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Magnum
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-01 12:31:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
And all this time I thought that the necklace simply screamed "I'm a fag"....Go figure.
Submitted by Nator (user info) at 2004-12-01 12:14:30 EST (#)
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What the fuck is that thing around your neck? Are you someones dog?
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-12-01 06:34:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You guys don't understand the awesome that resonates off you when you wear a hemp necklace.
You represent the old, and the new. The strong and the stiff. Hemp is used in everything you can imagine, from canvas, to ship sails, to clothing, to rope, to tea. It's versatile, it's sexy, and a good part of the plant is smokable.
Tell me that doesn't represent the sexy that SCREAMS off of sideburns?
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-12-01 05:41:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I am pushing 40 and I still go to punk rock shows.
Alot of times it is not about the music, because alot of times the music sucks. it is more about being an angry young (or old)white man and the ability punk music has to help exercise that frustration.
you dont go outside wearing that necklace do you? i grew up in the hippie era and even then that necklace would have screamed FLAMING GAY.
Back then, A guy wearing tie dyed bell bottoms would have called you a mo.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-12-01 05:14:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
meh
Submitted by venusinblue (user info) at 2004-12-01 03:39:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hemp necklace == Gay.
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2004-12-01 03:32:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wait... is that a phone or a camera? Now I'm confused... Dammit...
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2004-12-01 03:11:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome as always.
Submitted by BlinkSparky (user info) at 2004-12-01 01:57:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
u need to wank more, your arms are too skinny
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2004-12-01 00:35:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
time and time again, you never cease to amaze me with your posts.
great shit man!
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2004-12-01 00:15:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Aaaand I love you.
Nice phone.
You know, my favourite colour is blue. Fancy that...
I want you.
<_<
>_>
*runs away*
By the way, is your AIM stuffing up again, or you're just busy?
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2004-11-30 23:43:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Necklace...hate. You look adorable if I hold my hand up so I can't see it though.
Concert etiquette, for ALL AGES AND TYPES OF SHOWS: http://www.earlygirl.com/rockshow.shtml
Submitted by hafguitarist6767 (user info) at 2004-11-30 22:56:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
man im sorry your dating some dumb bitch that thinks she took you to a punk rock show
how you can tell:
If the bands name is descriptive
ie: alexisonfire or rosesarered or thentherewherenone
its not a punk rock its just gonna suck
but hey i gotta give you the +1 for taking out that shit head
next time post her pic Im a lonely guy
Submitted by AmyRose (user info) at 2004-11-30 22:37:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yeah sideburns-no-more, you're still hot, with hemp necklace included. amazing post...but i have to disagree, i'd never get tired of jennifer.
Submitted by CanucksFan (user info) at 2004-11-30 22:36:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Perfect description of punk rock concerts.(except Green Day they kick ass)
If you moved up the necklace it could be a ball gag.
Submitted by Pacifist248 (user info) at 2004-11-30 22:01:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You look like a gay Welshman (minus the Welshness).
Sexy.
Submitted by Tenyuki (user info) at 2004-11-30 20:33:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sounds like you were describing an emo show, not a punk rock show. MISLEADING! BLASPHEMY!
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2004-11-30 20:21:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy shit. I think I have a sideburns fetish. Every day I go to Ubersite to see if he's posted anything new. And when I'm reviewing a post, I quickly scroll up and down the list of users who reviewed it jsut to see if I can catch a glipmse of his wiseness. And he's hot. But I'm not gay. But he is hot.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-11-30 19:53:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Your opinion doesn't matter to me until you have actually tried to contribute something to this site. Even then, it still won't matter because I rock your face off, bitch
Submitted by salmonofdoubt (user info) at 2004-11-30 19:49:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ghey
Submitted by Galgos27 (user info) at 2004-11-30 19:46:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
It was a scene right out of the Michael Jackson Beat It video. Except with a homo and a guy in a pink shirt. Wait-- I mean a homo in a pink shirt and a homo. Wait, that's not right either. It was a homo, then me.
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No, you were right the first time....oh and hemp necklaces are GHEY!! Not to mention the fact that it looks like you have a Mickey Mouse shower curtain in the background. UBER GHEY!!!
Submitted by Thored (user info) at 2004-11-30 19:25:52 EST (#)
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Should have dropkicked his white ass.
Submitted by Kamargo (user info) at 2004-11-30 19:00:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Punk rock sucks ass... but punk grrls are HOT
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-11-30 18:46:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Gawd, you're so fucking hot..
Oh, and nice post!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-30 18:25:30 EST (#)
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It screams "HOMO".
But in THIS room, that would make you popular and desirable.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2004-11-30 17:56:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I am going for "homo" on the camwhore issue.
Still a +2 for............
" What the hell is this? I don't want to crowd into a small, dark, sweaty room with tons of 15 year old girls.
Not until I'm in my 40's, anyways. "
Hil-fucking-arious.
-Davros
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2004-11-30 16:46:15 EST (#)
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Note- referring to the..... necklace.
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2004-11-30 16:42:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh sorry man, I never knew you had throat cancer. Don't worry big guy, you won't sounds like Steven Hawking all your life...
I heard he's changing his voice.
Submitted by Grim_Hippie (user info) at 2004-11-30 15:50:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
As always, awesome!
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2004-11-30 15:42:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
MAGNUM!
Submitted by JenBee (user info) at 2004-11-30 15:29:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Uh...
Toooooootally.
And you do look a little "Blue Steel" in that picture. (not saying that's bad.)
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2004-11-30 15:27:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
+2 for a great story, but -1 for the pic - why not one of the punk rock chic?
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2004-11-30 14:49:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I enjoy the occasional mosh pit, but when the slamdancing starts, it's always this short, bald, 40 year old buff Irish skinhead and nobody wants to mess with him because he has a tatoo of some sort of crest with combat boots all over his chest. It's scary, but last time he started spinning out of control and right into the wall. He fell down unconscious. It was hilarious. We left him where he was the whole night. I don't like the music too much, unless it's Kevin Arnold. They rule.
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2004-11-30 14:32:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I will say this-- punk rock chicks are some of the sexiest girls I will ever meet.
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The smartest thing to come out of your mouth since my cock.
Submitted by mrloadinyourface (user info) at 2004-11-30 14:18:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2004-11-30 01:06:55 (#)
Ranking: 2
I think this picture just screams "homo"
I'll second that.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-11-30 14:12:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This reeks of vagina...
You sir are a homo!
Submitted by someone (user info) at 2004-11-30 13:43:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Lose the necklace.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-11-30 13:11:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
How do you spell metrosexual?
S. Y. D. E. B. E. R. N. Z.
Submitted by xenon (user info) at 2004-11-30 12:47:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm thinking more "homo" than jailbait...but that's just me.
This is one of my favorite Burn's posts now.
You go, sideswiper!
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-11-30 12:25:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-11-30 11:54:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What the ghey?
Submitted by Critical_Mass (user info) at 2004-11-30 11:46:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-11-30 11:18:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
good post muttonchops.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-11-30 10:35:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hemp necklace=dirty fucking hippie scum...
UNless you're funny, then it equals something else...
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-11-30 09:48:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Trying out for a Calvin Klein ad?
Fag.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2004-11-30 09:21:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I saw Alexisonfire a few weeks ago and yeah, it was a total joke. I've never been a big fan of their music, but a few of their songs have these little guitar moments that sort of interest me... Mosh pits at shows like that are just pathetic though. I hear Slipknot is going to be in town in January...
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-11-30 09:10:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.theonlybandever.com/
I was hoping that you made that band up.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2004-11-30 09:05:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yep.
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-11-30 09:04:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy fuck! That does scream "homo"!
Submitted by XII (user info) at 2004-11-30 09:00:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
that wasn't a real punk show then, souds like skater punk
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-11-30 08:27:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HUBBA HUBBA
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-11-30 08:26:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
After you get rid of that necklace we can get it on!
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2004-11-30 07:30:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
this was moderately entertaining, but i didn't particularly like it...sorry for ruining the streak.
the camwhore looks like something that ben stiller would do in zoolander. blue steel? magnum? something like that
Submitted by Jungle_Jimanee (user info) at 2004-11-30 07:26:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't find mosh pits a challenge after four years of Bushido Karate, however, dodging my friend's 5 foot of dreadlocked hair with bits of metal n shit whilst she whirls like a dervish is a bitch.
Submitted by klebe (user info) at 2004-11-30 07:00:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2004-11-30 01:22:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
Ohhhh my god YOU'RE POUTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Blue Steel! BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
heh!!!
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2004-11-30 06:59:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
<says something funny and witty about the neckless>
Submitted by Burn (user info) at 2004-11-30 06:28:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Go Sideburns WOOOOO!!!
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2004-11-30 05:51:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This post contains 100% of the recommended daily allowance of Awesomeness
Submitted by MrRottenTreats (user info) at 2004-11-30 05:29:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I will say this-- punk rock chicks are some of the sexiest girls I will ever meet.
+2 for just saying that
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-11-30 05:00:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Because I fell in love with the girl at the rock show
She said "what?" and I told her that I didn't know
She's so cool, gonna sneak in through her window
Everything's better when she's around
I can't wait til her parents go out of town
I fell in love with the girl at the rock show
Nice one, Blink.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-11-30 04:54:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for kicked in the face (Chipped a tooth when a kid in New Rocks did that at Download), but if I find out this "punk rock" is Green Day later on i'm going to print this post out and shit on it.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-11-30 04:08:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by antiLemming (user info) at 2004-11-30 04:01:49 (#)
Ranking: 2
I saw Alexisonfire on the weekend (they're touring Australia at the moment), and I'd have to say I've never before seen so many people in the same place upon whom I wished instant death. Most of these kids suck, throwdown "dancing", as it is called, is ridiculous. It's basically fighting (badly) while a band plays (often, badly). I must ask, did the bassist have wild untamed hair, and seem to be on drugs? Or was that just a one-off thing I saw?
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I think so. He also played with his back to the crowd the entire time and made funny faces.
Submitted by Ivy (user info) at 2004-11-30 04:05:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by antiLemming (user info) at 2004-11-30 04:01:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I saw Alexisonfire on the weekend (they're touring Australia at the moment), and I'd have to say I've never before seen so many people in the same place upon whom I wished instant death. Most of these kids suck, throwdown "dancing", as it is called, is ridiculous. It's basically fighting (badly) while a band plays (often, badly). I must ask, did the bassist have wild untamed hair, and seem to be on drugs? Or was that just a one-off thing I saw?
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2004-11-30 03:18:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow that chick in the pictures hot!
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2004-11-30 03:08:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
lame that you shaved, emo-boy
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2004-11-30 03:04:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My ex went to some big punk concert last year (I think the band was Casualties...or something) and got knocked the fuck out.
I told her she would. She didnt listen. "You have no confidence in me," she said.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2004-11-30 02:45:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Heh....Mosh pits. The closest I ever was to one was at a Soul Asylum (that's right! "Runaway Train" bitches!!) concert when I was in junior high. My mom said (before dropping me off)..."Now don't you go getting in any of those MASH PITS!"
As for the camwhore?
You look like you should be on the OC.
And you also look about three years older all of the sudden.
I dunno bout the hemp necklace though. not that you asked.
But yeah, you are a sexy bitch.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2004-11-30 02:29:51 EST (#)
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pardon me, htat should read 'definite' pout action
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-11-30 02:22:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
so creepy how much you look like an ex of mine
except he wasn't ugly
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2004-11-30 01:53:37 EST (#)
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define pout action
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-11-30 01:48:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-11-30 01:06:53 (#)
Ranking: 0
HOLY SHIT YOUR SIDEBURNS ARE GONE
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NOOOOOO!! THE CHOPPS!!
DDAAAAMMMNNNIIIITTTTT!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Submitted by Impassive-Digressive (user info) at 2004-11-30 01:45:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for making the mosh pit a safer place for the masses.
I am tempted to throw in some lyrics from Reel Big Fish's "Thankyou for not Moshing"... but I won't.
Submitted by Lady_in_the_radiator (user info) at 2004-11-30 01:29:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*Cue ominous music*
Submitted by G_Nonny (user info) at 2004-11-30 01:27:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahahahahahha I think the picture almost screams metrosexual.
You'd make the queer eye boys either proud or turned on.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-11-30 01:27:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Haha. Actually, the post is about the story, not the pic. I just figured I'd sneak in a camwhore while I'm at it.
Submitted by CodeBlue (user info) at 2004-11-30 01:23:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good christ man, that's when you punch him in the face and kick him in the kidneys!
I can't fucking stand those kids that do that fighting/dancing shit, if they could fight in real life I'd respect them, but I don't.
+2 for going to a punk show if only for the one time.
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-11-30 01:23:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you've got the whole 60's mod thing kinda goin' for you
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2004-11-30 01:22:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ohhhh my god YOU'RE POUTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Blue Steel! BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
You're lucky the story saved this rating...
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2004-11-30 01:18:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I mean, it's kind of hard to pour out your feelings to a fat girl named Jennifer who's passed out and puking all over herself in the bathtub.
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I can relate to that. good stuff man.
Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2004-11-30 01:15:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The only reason you're camwhoring is because I did.
Who's copying who now!
Just kidding. . . I've been to one of those dumbass punk shows where you want to blow your brains all over the bathroom wall after 5 minutes of listening to that shit.
Submitted by CoreaPeekay (user info) at 2004-11-30 01:12:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I was recently at an emo concert (by accident, I was staying at a friend's and was going along with him and he didnt tell me it was an emo concert) and we had some douchebag doing the same thing, well he tried to jump and punch me in the face and i literally body-slammed him into the floor and began to pummel him with my fists until the security.. which were basically 3 teenage workers.. pulled me off of him. He threatened to press charges because he was black and claimed it was a race related beating.
Oh, and note that there was no pit until I made one, I literally pushed my way into the crowd and started taking people and gently guiding them into one another, then throwing my body wildly into people, pushing and shoving with my arms (not my hands or fists) Yep, I showed them emo kids how to rock...
Punk rock pits are nothing. I'm going to a slayer concert in december and thats going to be fuckin brutal.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2004-11-30 01:06:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think this picture just screams "homo"
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-11-30 01:06:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
HOLY SHIT YOUR SIDEBURNS ARE GONE