I Took A Dump On A Strippers Face Because God Asked Me To. (3692 hits)
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Submitted by Triple Optics (View user info) at 2004-11-30 04:14:34 EST
What's the best possible way to end a night?
Passing out?
Masturbating?
Getting Laid?
Making a post on Ubersite?
Or
Going to a strip club, spending £5 on a bottle of beer and watching naked women flash their gash in your face?
It all happens after rugby. Same old shit, week in, week out. After the game a normal amount of time is spent in the bar getting pissed and chatting with your fellow rugger buggers. Once everyone has finished showing their war injuries, and drinking that last pint of pigs piss, we head off into town.
I'm not going to bore you with the inn's and out's of the night, because to be honest it is a blur. But after the night has ended, there is a big decision to be made.
Casino?
Strip Club?
Now, I'm shit at gambling, all I can play is Black Jack. I only go to the casino to watch my friends waste hundreds of there hard earned money. I eat the sandwiches and drink the coffee then go home and sleep. This night however, we did not go to the casino.
Yes, we went to the strip club.
Bouncer - "Got any I.D mate?"
Me - "Yes thanks"
Around this time I try to walk post the bouncer, but I was about as successful as Hitler.
Bouncer - "don't get cocky with my son, or you ain't coming in"
Me - "sorry beefcake, here's my I.D"
The club was fantastic, big bright lights, ladies dancing for men whilst there sat down smoking cigars and drinking £10 bottles of beer. Women swinging on poles just wearing thongs, and me stood in the corner with the biggest boner of my life.
I was approached at the bar whilst buying a drink my an amazingly beautiful woman.
Striper No.1 - "Hiya sweetie, you fancy a little private dance"
Me - "just wait there for one minute"
Striper No.1 - "Ok babe"
Me - "ohhhh, and I'm spent. Cheers love"
Striper No.1 - "you sick perverted animal"
After spending approximately the economy of Ethiopia on drinks and announcement went through the whole club.
"GENTLEMEN, CAN I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE. CAN WE HAVE A BIG ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR LOUISE"
Everyone started to clap and cheer, but I didn't know what was going on.
"WE ARE GOING TO HAVE A COMPETITION. LOUISE WILL LIE ON THE FLOOR, ANYONE WHO IS WILLING TO PAY £10 CAN HAVE THE CHANCE TO SHIT ON LOUISE'S FACE IF YOU SUCCEED YOU CAN WIN £250 AND DRINKS ALL NIGHT"
This was too good to be true. For the small price of £10 I could do what I have always wanted to do. Degrade a woman by shiting on her.
I didn't want to step up first, I wanted to get some tactics from the other big guns who want to finish the night of by pooing on this birds face.
Contestant Number One stepped up to the mark, pulled his trouser and pants down and squatted over Louise's face. It was a funny sight to behold, but Louise was pulling some tricks. When the asshole was over her face, she would blow smoke on the ring, making your sphincter contract.
That cheeky whore.
Many men tried and failed at this simple task. I wanted my go. I wanted to drop on this slut.
Announcer - "DO WE HAVE ANY OTHER CONTENDERS?"
Me - "I'll do it, I'll step up to the challenge"
Announcer - "Ok son, you've seen what to do, you have 15 seconds"
With all my might I stepped up on stage, I had to control myself from swinging from the poles, but as I saw the beauty lying on the floor, I knew this is what god put me on earth to do.
The sweat was dripping down my face, my trousers were down by my ankles, I was in the missionary squat.
ANNOUNCER - "YOUR 15 SECONDS START NOW"
With all my might, I pushed, I was hard with the whore blowing your ass, but I had a trick up my sleeve.
I had diarrhoea
5
4
3
Bleugrrrrrrraaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh
*SLOSH*
The room fell silent. But it didn't matter.
I've done God proud.
User Reviews
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-01-09 15:33:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
this indeed is a rarity of sorts.
plagerized yet, still insanely funny.
Submitted by the_thorne (user info) at 2006-01-09 15:29:51 EST (#)
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YOU FAIL!
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-01-09 15:16:51 EST (#)
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*SLOSH*
__________
I really hope this was true.
Submitted by melkorthedelerious (user info) at 2004-12-03 18:42:01 EST (#)
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Already read it over a year ago at EHOWA
Submitted by littledan (user info) at 2004-12-03 10:02:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by goleafsgo (user info) at 2004-12-02 17:23:13 EST (#)
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funny, but copied, too bad, otherwise it wouldve been a +2
Submitted by briancte (user info) at 2004-12-02 16:12:51 EST (#)
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you know i havnt had any of that big league chew for a while
Submitted by Nobb (user info) at 2004-12-02 11:45:07 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by hcp28 (user info) at 2004-12-02 11:12:37 EST (#)
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I loved it until I realized it was plagarized.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-12-02 03:59:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
maybe a neg 1 instead, but still.
It's like taking a little Johnny joke and turning it into a story about you. Nothing creative or impressive about that at all.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-12-02 03:57:54 EST (#)
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thieving cunt.
I knew I'd read this before, just took me awhile to remember it was on EHOWA
http://www.ehowa.com/tasteless/phillipinesbarwhore.shtml
while at least you changed the story a bit, I can't give you anything but a -2 for plagiarizing an idea and doing jack and shit to make it your own.
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2004-12-02 02:54:22 EST (#)
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Didn't really do it for me, and I think I have read something nearly exactly like this before.
Submitted by mike18 (user info) at 2004-12-02 02:00:31 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Demolocke (user info) at 2004-12-02 01:34:00 EST (#)
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I feel bad for having laughed so hard at this...
Submitted by TimeCop (user info) at 2004-12-02 00:52:50 EST (#)
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Now I want to play rugby. Just to shit on strippers.
Submitted by someone (user info) at 2004-12-02 00:38:43 EST (#)
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Unbelievable
Submitted by Lazarus (user info) at 2004-12-02 00:38:24 EST (#)
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I didn't read the story, but the title alone is worth a +2.
LOL!
Submitted by UlfGabe (user info) at 2004-12-02 00:29:08 EST (#)
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the wicked bad(good) comments did it for me.
etheopa econmy
hitler winning
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aahahahahahah
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-12-01 19:42:02 EST (#)
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funny but there was a couple of really lame analogies that killed it for me
Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-12-01 18:59:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by Thored (user info) at 2004-12-01 18:47:28 (#)
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+2
Please Get MVM with this.
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Behave my son, not a chance
Submitted by Thored (user info) at 2004-12-01 18:47:28 EST (#)
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+2
Please Get MVM with this.
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Submitted by houseman (user info) at 2004-12-01 16:03:48 EST (#)
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Funny but etremely disturbing and I can't get the picture out of my head.
Now I hate you.
Submitted by Worm (user info) at 2004-12-01 15:11:06 EST (#)
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I laughed pretty hard.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-12-01 14:47:32 EST (#)
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Couple of spellings short of Bored @ Work, but very funny.
Submitted by Trixie (user info) at 2004-12-01 14:10:58 EST (#)
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Fucking Awesome.Good on you.
Submitted by podium (user info) at 2004-12-01 13:59:41 EST (#)
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Nothing gets to you, staying fresh staying true, with Mentos fresh and full of life.
Fresh goes better with Mentos freshness full of life.
Mentos.
The Freshmaker.
Submitted by Martyn_Steiner (user info) at 2004-12-01 12:23:25 EST (#)
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Oh, I so wanted to hate you. But I couldn't; fantastic.
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Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2004-12-01 11:53:29 EST (#)
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YES!
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Submitted by scrumdown (user info) at 2004-12-01 11:36:51 EST (#)
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God loves rugby players because we get drunk and shit on everything we see. I am the #2,(wait, is this a pun) for my team in the states, and my props leave me feeling unsafe sometimes. Would you come prop for me?
Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-12-01 11:01:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by fell-8-me (user info) at 2004-12-01 10:52:28 (#)
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Yeah, you think you're real funny, don't you?
As it turns out, Mom came home with the Hepatitis that night.
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HaHaHahA
*wipes tear*
Submitted by fell-8-me (user info) at 2004-12-01 10:52:28 EST (#)
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Yeah, you think you're real funny, don't you?
As it turns out, Mom came home with the Hepatitis that night.
Submitted by MyPasswordIsMustard (user info) at 2004-12-01 10:38:44 EST (#)
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Please, dear sir, shit on my face, also. I love you.
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Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2004-12-01 10:07:31 EST (#)
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awesome.
Submitted by Hugeos (user info) at 2004-12-01 08:59:02 EST (#)
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That's pretty funny.
And also sick.
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2004-12-01 05:42:24 EST (#)
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AHAHAHAHAAAA
Lucky Louise!
Submitted by Nightfreak (user info) at 2004-12-01 05:06:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-12-01 04:54:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-12-01 01:40:55 (#)
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No chance.
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It was worth a try.
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2004-12-01 02:13:21 EST (#)
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holy shit thats awesome
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-12-01 01:40:55 EST (#)
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No chance.
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Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2004-11-30 21:20:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by Ex_Lux_Astrum (user info) at 2004-11-30 21:09:40 EST (#)
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Hoooowaaa!
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Submitted by Seralena (user info) at 2004-11-30 20:14:06 EST (#)
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The men's and the women's rugby teams at my school share afterparties. This one girl once got so drunk she stood naked in front of the entire men's rugby team and masturbated. With a cucumber. And a little while afterwards, had to be taken to the hospital for alcohol poisoning. She doesn't remember a thing, so we bring it up all the time.
Good post, and thanks for bringing back all the wonderful rugby memories.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2004-11-30 20:11:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2004-11-30 20:10:55 EST (#)
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Uh-oh, this copy-pasting reply thing is getting out of hand....
Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-11-30 19:57:29 EST (#)
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Night, Night Ubersite.
Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-11-30 19:34:57 EST (#)
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and i am sorry to you to.
Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-11-30 19:04:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by Critical_Mass (user info) at 2004-11-30 11:44:59 (#)
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No Comment
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I'm sorry. How can i make my posts to the standards of yours?
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-11-30 17:54:32 EST (#)
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corn huh?
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2004-11-30 17:47:07 EST (#)
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Best. Title. Ever.
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-11-30 10:40:50 (#)
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Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2004-11-30 09:48:01 (#)
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Submitted by Impassive-Digressive (user info) at 2004-11-30 04:46:57 (#)
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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-11-30 04:42:30 (#)
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Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-11-30 04:17:11 (#)
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I think I have never laughed this hard at a post ever man great job
Submitted by hyprspacd (user info) at 2004-11-30 17:14:08 EST (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2004-11-30 15:35:16 (#)
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Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-11-30 14:13:12 (#)
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ubmitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-11-30 13:56:22 (#)
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Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2004-11-30 11:40:44 (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-11-30 10:40:50 (#)
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Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2004-11-30 09:48:01 (#)
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Submitted by Impassive-Digressive (user info) at 2004-11-30 04:46:57 (#)
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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-11-30 04:42:30 (#)
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Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-11-30 04:17:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2004-11-30 15:48:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Haa ahhhh!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2004-11-30 15:35:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-11-30 14:13:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
ubmitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-11-30 13:56:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2004-11-30 11:40:44 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-11-30 10:40:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2004-11-30 09:48:01 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Impassive-Digressive (user info) at 2004-11-30 04:46:57 (#)
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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-11-30 04:42:30 (#)
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Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-11-30 04:17:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2004-11-30 15:17:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-11-30 14:13:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ubmitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-11-30 13:56:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2004-11-30 11:40:44 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-11-30 10:40:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2004-11-30 09:48:01 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Impassive-Digressive (user info) at 2004-11-30 04:46:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-11-30 04:42:30 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-11-30 04:17:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by xenon (user info) at 2004-11-30 14:12:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ohhhh, that's just so vile on many levels...I love it.
Submitted by rurumon (user info) at 2004-11-30 14:08:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-11-30 13:56:22 (#)
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Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2004-11-30 11:40:44 (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-11-30 10:40:50 (#)
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Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2004-11-30 09:48:01 (#)
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Submitted by Impassive-Digressive (user info) at 2004-11-30 04:46:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-11-30 04:42:30 (#)
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Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-11-30 04:17:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-11-30 13:56:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2004-11-30 11:40:44 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-11-30 10:40:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2004-11-30 09:48:01 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Impassive-Digressive (user info) at 2004-11-30 04:46:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-11-30 04:42:30 (#)
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Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-11-30 04:17:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2004-11-30 12:56:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
unbelievably hilarious.
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Bleugrrrrrrraaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh ... ass! bluegrass! thats why those fake-lookin' "downhome farmer" types are so dumb. cuz bluegrass is akin to a fat load of explosive diarrhea.
well, it's not, but a lot of the chumps here in santa cruz, CA who play it are.
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*SLOSH*
Submitted by ellieo (user info) at 2004-11-30 12:41:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Critical_Mass (user info) at 2004-11-30 11:44:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2004-11-30 11:40:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-11-30 10:40:50 (#)
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Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2004-11-30 09:48:01 (#)
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Submitted by Impassive-Digressive (user info) at 2004-11-30 04:46:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-11-30 04:42:30 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-11-30 04:17:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Samer (user info) at 2004-11-30 10:48:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-11-30 10:40:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2004-11-30 09:48:01 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Impassive-Digressive (user info) at 2004-11-30 04:46:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-11-30 04:42:30 (#)
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Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-11-30 04:17:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-11-30 10:40:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-11-30 10:39:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-11-30 10:34:38 (#)
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Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-11-30 10:30:22 (#)
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This has been done before you asshat... only they were either viets or some other asian type hookers, and the guys were soldiers.
Real original, you douche.
Fuck off and live.
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Show me.
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BLOW me.
Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-11-30 10:34:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-11-30 10:30:22 (#)
Ranking: 0
This has been done before you asshat... only they were either viets or some other asian type hookers, and the guys were soldiers.
Real original, you douche.
Fuck off and live.
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Show me.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-11-30 10:30:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This has been done before you asshat... only they were either viets or some other asian type hookers, and the guys were soldiers.
Real original, you douche.
Fuck off and live.
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2004-11-30 09:48:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Impassive-Digressive (user info) at 2004-11-30 04:46:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-11-30 04:42:30 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-11-30 04:17:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Enkiel (user info) at 2004-11-30 09:35:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oh man... i really hope this isnt true
the shame
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2004-11-30 08:45:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Excellent.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2004-11-30 07:34:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i just puked in my mouth.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-30 07:25:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Eh... This is one of those metaphoric things like my Bart's Cafe post... I'll spare the -2 for you, just this once.
Submitted by Lady_in_the_radiator (user info) at 2004-11-30 06:24:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Submitted by arcane (user info) at 2004-11-30 06:15:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh i can taste the puke in my mouth as I laugh.
Submitted by Joemama (user info) at 2004-11-30 05:36:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OUTSTANDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Shaun_Rocks (user info) at 2004-11-30 05:31:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"I knew this is what god put me on earth to do."
Bravo
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-11-30 05:26:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This was fucking awesome..
Submitted by Burn (user info) at 2004-11-30 05:24:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I fucking love you man..
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2004-11-30 05:17:56 EST (#)
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You worry me Triple Optics but we must have a beer together one day.
Submitted by CaptainAmik (user info) at 2004-11-30 05:04:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
jesus...
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2004-11-30 05:03:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
goodness
Submitted by KingHFB (user info) at 2004-11-30 04:58:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
IM NOT WORTHY, IM NOT WORTHY!!
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2004-11-30 04:55:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesomenessnessneesssssss
Submitted by Impassive-Digressive (user info) at 2004-11-30 04:46:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-11-30 04:42:30 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-11-30 04:17:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-11-30 04:42:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-11-30 04:17:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2004-11-30 04:42:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Haaaaahahaha!
Where do you come up with this stuff?
+2 for degrading women in such a funny manner.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2004-11-30 04:27:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, well, well... I have here FHM True Stories 2. I'm on page 14. "Stripper Asks For it"...
I'm getting Deja Vu.
Still, this was well written and who ever said that all Uber has to be fact?
Not i.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-11-30 04:17:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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