ShandytheDog and the New Renaissance (573 hits)
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Submitted by drky<ta.at.at.com> (View user info) at 2004-11-30 06:59:52 EST
The darkness approaches.
I desire it, like the cum you find blocking the windscreen jets on your car.
Gloopy, tasty, savoursome even. Yet at the same time distinctly satisfying to play with. Had it not been for this opportunity you have given me, this path you have shown me, i would still be wandering around in the light.
During your inane, subliminal ramblings, i came across a part of my mind which yelped, doglike, for the furryness that is the touch of your scrotum. For i have never seen such dogginess. Upon this whim it is that i call to you today. Satan amiss and child forgone, i know that now is the time for which to show you my serpent worship. To unleash my inner beast and throw down the calls of the false lord and his prophets. The darkness does come and with it a storm of distress and shame.
My beast calls, it draws forth others beasts, everywhere i walk now. I cannot be seen, surrounded by my aura of nothingness. As if sucked into a black hole. I have studied your texts and learnt your rituals. All given to me through my own mind, as if talked to by the lord himself, scribbled down on pages of white fear with the black inky biro of death. During these dialogues i find myself trancelike, unaware of the present. It is not until i come around, on the carpeted stone floor, covered in my own urine and faeces that i know i have conversed with my saviour. I am again allowed to rub the dirt off my soul with the fresh offerings of my minds vessel.
I have passed your message on you know. The call of the dog is heard through many a dark street. These times, these places of damp and murky, putrid, bliss, they are gradually seeping under the rug that is my town, and more will come, to be soaked in the gelatinous gush of your serpent beast.
See it is today i choose to show you my devotion, my rampant disgust for the foul light, my purity and loyalty.
The darkness coming, the storm setting in, i call to you.
CUNT!
User Reviews
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-02-10 01:05:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
good
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2004-11-30 16:14:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2004-11-30 10:17:09 (#)
Ranking: 2
""Submitted by DrunkMonk (user info) at 2003-10-03 10:31:32 (#)
Ranking: 0
What the hell was this about?""
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firefly was kind enough to propose a mass saturation of shandy tribute posts:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/52861
so far there have only been three, but i'm assuming some kind of committee has been formed, and masses of people are deliberately holding their posts back so they can all be submitted simultaneously.
Submitted by Critical_Mass (user info) at 2004-11-30 11:42:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2004-11-30 10:17:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
""Submitted by DrunkMonk (user info) at 2003-10-03 10:31:32 (#)
Ranking: 0
What the hell was this about?""
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2004-11-30 09:30:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
This makes me feel weird. In a good way.
Submitted by drky (user info) at 2004-11-30 08:31:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Aha so you did hear my howling o dark messianiacal one. This gladdens me.
As for the possible turn of the, as yet, unknowing victims. I am prepared for their maliceful threats of 'No Comment' and '-2Die'. And to them i say: i relish in the warmth of your bile. cough it up.
Prickle was well received, and returns with tales of darkness and girth.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2004-11-30 07:50:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-30 07:26:32 (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
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drky, i hope you are prepared to deal with the envious bile of creatures such as ihakf, shlongy, fuckface and co.
you see, none of them can come to terms wth the fact that I am the No 1 Uber Bad Boy.
now that you have so boldly declared your allegience, they may turn on you.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2004-11-30 07:28:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"to be soaked in the gelatinous gush of your serpent beast"
well put, that is sure to attract new converts
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-30 07:26:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2004-11-30 07:24:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
so that was YOU responding with a distant howl on those evenings of a cruelly bright moon!
jolly good show.
fresh secretions are being carried to you now by my gollumesque manservant, prickle.
Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-11-30 07:11:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
my favourite word...cunt.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-11-30 07:07:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I desire it, like the cum you find blocking the windscreen jets on your car.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-11-30 07:05:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
MARVELLOUS WORK!